PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!
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Forsen, would you do me the honor...
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Forsen, would you do me the honor and fuck my in the ass? Ever since I was a little child I've always dreamed of getting fucked by a streamer. And now, many years later, I've finally found the right one. Forsen, please be my saviour and fuck so hard that I can't walk for a week. Kisses and hugs.
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Lying about service dogs
I work in a restaurant. We only allow dogs in if they are service dogs. If anyone comes in with any dog I ask;
βIs it a service dog?β
With a big wink to give them the opportunity to lie to me making it obvious I want them to.
If at first they say βnoβ I reply with βare you sure? This dog here? Sure looks like a service dog to me. Are you sure this is not a service dog?βwith another big wink
Always works.
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You guys are so rude. First Jake now Sinatraa
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You guys are so rude. First Jake now Sinatraa. Iβm so disappointed. I look up to both of them and hope one day to get to get out of silver. If anything this is an extremely bronze, disgusting chat.
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Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth
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Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~β’γγγγ ~β’γγγγγγγγ~β’γγγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’ γγγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’γγγγγγγ γ~β’ ~β’ γ γγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’γγγ ~β’ γγγγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’ γγγγγγγγ~β’ γγγγγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γ γγγ~β’γγγγγγγγ~β’
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