PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!
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My average IQ after taking IQ tests from accredited psychologist is 134.5 βOnly 2% of the human population score that high. I'm very close to genius level IQ. You calling me stupid is like some one calling Albert Einstein stupid. Which makes one of us look stupid. Hint: Not me.
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Dear Kripp, This is Twitch CEO Dick McPeenballs
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Suicide test, if Pepe is not standing on the table...
This is a suicide test. If Pepe is not standing |""""""| on the table, kill yourself.( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ ( Ν‘~ ΝΚ Ν‘~)
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( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ ( Ν‘~ ΝΚ Ν‘~)
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