PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!
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When Kripp plays Reno warrior...
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Captain's log, entry 69, stardate 420. It has been 9001 days since the SS Kripp first entered into this game of hearthstone, and still there appears to be no signs of release, no way out. I fear for the lives of myself and my crew, we may all pass of old age before we are freed from this particular game.
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Twitch chat is so retarded
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Twitch chat is so retarded they are like parrots they copy paste everything
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Priced in
Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.
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15 camels
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Hey Forsen, this Ali Muhammed from ISIS camp in Syria. Because you played that Skrillex song defiling our god we will now bomb your home unless you pay us 15 camels.
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Sense of pride and accomplishment
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The ๐ฐ intent ๐ฐ is ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ provide ๐ฐ players ๐ฐ with ๐ฐ a ๐ฐ sense ๐ฐ of ๐ฐ pride ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ accomplishment ๐ฐ for ๐ฐ unlocking ๐ฐ different ๐ฐ heroes. ๐ฐ As ๐ฐ for ๐ฐ cost, ๐ฐ we ๐ฐ selected ๐ฐ initial ๐ฐ values ๐ฐ based ๐ฐ upon ๐ฐ data ๐ฐ from ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ Open ๐ฐ Beta ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ other ๐ฐ adjustments ๐ฐ made ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ milestone ๐ฐ rewards ๐ฐ before ๐ฐ launch. ๐ฐ Among ๐ฐ other ๐ฐ things, ๐ฐ we're ๐ฐ looking ๐ฐ at ๐ฐ average ๐ฐ per-player ๐ฐ credit ๐ฐ earn ๐ฐ rates ๐ฐ on ๐ฐ a ๐ฐ daily ๐ฐ basis, ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ we'll ๐ฐ be ๐ฐ making ๐ฐ constant ๐ฐ adjustments ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ ensure ๐ฐ that ๐ฐ players ๐ฐ have ๐ฐ challenges ๐ฐ that ๐ฐ are ๐ฐ compelling, ๐ฐ rewarding, ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ of ๐ฐ course ๐ฐ attainable ๐ฐ via ๐ฐ gameplay. We ๐ฐ appreciate ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ candid ๐ฐ feedback, ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ passion ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ community ๐ฐ has ๐ฐ put ๐ฐ forth ๐ฐ around ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ current ๐ฐ topics ๐ฐ here ๐ฐ on ๐ฐ Reddit, ๐ฐ our ๐ฐ forums ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ across ๐ฐ numerous ๐ฐ social ๐ฐ media ๐ฐ outlets. Our ๐ฐ team ๐ฐ will ๐ฐ continue ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ make ๐ฐ changes ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ monitor ๐ฐ community ๐ฐ feedback ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ update ๐ฐ everyone ๐ฐ as ๐ฐ soon ๐ฐ and ๐ฐ as ๐ฐ often ๐ฐ as ๐ฐ we ๐ฐ can. ๐ฐ
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