PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!
(โฬฟฤนฬฏโโฌโดโฌโด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Kripps stream makes you want to drink hard
twitchquotes:
u wot m8? i swer u are one cheeky cunt mate, say it to my face and not online and we'll see what happens. i swer 2 christ I'll hook you in the gabba. you better shut your mouth or im calling me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make your nan sore jus hearin bout it. yer in proper mess ya nob head.
twitch chat
Kripp
Tyler1 is a hard stuck attack-damage carry
twitchquotes:
LoLTyler1, also known as the most renown athletes in the American game of football and collegiate participants, is a hard stuck attack-damage, a role found in the monolithic video game, League of Legends. Tyler1 specializes in fields such as sports, academia, and banter. Though Tyler is self-proclaimed to be, quote, โalpha as fuckโ, he often cannot pronounce most of the words that his chat uses. Such mispronunciations include this particular instantiation of this current message..
twitch chat
Tyler1
League of Legends
Here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding
twitchquotes:
( ยฐ อสอกยฐ) 
Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ go *** yourself 
Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ go *** yourself
twitch chat
Kripp
Liberty Mutual Auto Insurance
twitchquotes:
๐ถYou owned a car ๐๐ for 4โฐ๐
yearsโฐ๐. You๐ถ named it๐ฑ Brad๐ฑ. You๐โค๐ loved๐Brad๐๐. And then you๐ถโ totaledโ ๐ง๐๐ him๐ฆ. You two ๐๐had been through everything ๐ฌtogether๐ญ. ๐ฌ2 boyfriends๐ฌ, ๐จ๐ง3 jobs๐ซ,โ nothing โcould replace๐ฑ Brad๐๐. Then Liberty Mutual๐๐๐ calls, and you break into your ๐happy๐ ๐dance๐๐๐.
twitch chat
New banger (from r/conservativerap)
Aye ๐
Yuh ๐๐พ๐
Uh ๐๐ค
Skrrrt ๐จ๐ค
I ๐ hate ๐ก people ๐ซ who have a different ๐ก skin ๐
๐ป๐ color ๐จ from me (x32)
instrumental ๐บ break ๐
I ๐๐ hate ๐ก๐ people ๐ซ who have a different ๐โโ skin ๐
๐ป๐ color ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ from me (x32)