I enjoy ketchup more than the average person. Made with tomatoes and vinegar, this ubiquitous red sauce is my condiment of choice for a wide variety of dining situations. Sweet and tangy, it's perfect for eating with french fries and burgers, of course, but you might not realize how good it is incorporated into other dishes. Its unique sweet and savory nature makes it a bit of a dynamo that way. No wonder this addictive table staple of households and restaurants is so beloved.
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Repeating yourselves like parrots
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Wow, you imbeciles are especially stupid tonight. Repeating yourselves like parrots, spouting puerile taunts at each other, using crude 'emoticons'... Can you even form SENTENCES? One day you'll all be too dumb to even type your 'dongers,' and then twitch chat can finally have some merit. Until then, I'll stick to the moderated streams..
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Kripp
I hate Twitch Chat
It can only be described as a Twisting Nether
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I gasp in horror as Kripp pulls out his "huge gun". It can only be described as a Twisting Nether. He says "I got lethal now ". Then he topdecks Blizzard and frosts my face. I groan as he grabs my package and whispers "No sniperinos on my stream..." Then he continues to Gorehowl me.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Yasuo
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League of Legends
Pokemon Marathon Season 2 Intermission
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HOLD IT HOW PREDICTABLE THIS IS BORING NOT MY SHOULDER VERY SCARY-O THIS IS BORING AGAIN UNINTELLIGENT ?????? WANNA SHARE MY BLANKET
HOLD IT HOW PREDICTABLE THIS IS BORING NOT MY SHOULDER VERY SCARY-O THIS IS BORING AGAIN UNINTELLIGENT ?????? WANNA SHARE MY BLANKET
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Pokemon Marathon 2018
Kripp ignores chat draft
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As a young boy, Kripp lived with his family in a chateau in Romania. Kripp had a younger sister who was born frail and prone to illness. The family always took special care to make sure she was never too cold or hot. One day Kripp's parents were late and told Kripp to put his sister to bed. Kripp accidentally left the window of the chateau open, his sister contracted pneumonia and died. At the funeral, his father sobbed and said "My son, why did you ignore the chat draft?"
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Kripp