[Copypasta] I love ketchup so much

I enjoy ketchup more than the average person. Made with tomatoes and vinegar, this ubiquitous red sauce is my condiment of choice for a wide variety of dining situations. Sweet and tangy, it's perfect for eating with french fries and burgers, of course, but you might not realize how good it is incorporated into other dishes. Its unique sweet and savory nature makes it a bit of a dynamo that way. No wonder this addictive table staple of households and restaurants is so beloved.
April 2022
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Howling Wolf

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January 2024

Jumping Mario

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November 2014

Ruining my twitch chat experience

twitchquotes: You guys are ruining my twitch chat experience. I come to the twitch chat for mature conversation about the gameplay, only to be awarded with kappa faces and frankerzs. People who spam said faces need medical attention utmost. The twitch chat is serious business, and the mods should really raise their dongers.
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April 2014
Kripp

Your team is all washed up

twitchquotes: Rick Fox invites Shiphtur to his private island, and says to him, "I want you to play on my team." "But who will be my teammates?" Shiphtur replies. Just as he asks that, Dyrus, Scarra, Voyboy and Imaqtpie swim ashore. Rick Fox smiles as he looks towards the shore: "Your team is all washed up."
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July 2017

League of Legends

Chairarrian's message to Kripp

twitchquotes: Hᴇʏ KΚ€Ιͺᴘᴘ, Ιͺα΄›s CΚœα΄€ΙͺΚ€α΄€Κ€Κ€Ιͺα΄€Ι΄. I α΄„α΄€Ι΄α΄› ᴛᴀᴋᴇ α΄›ΚœΙͺs ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sα΄›α΄α΄˜ ᴜsΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ᴍᴇ α΄€s Κα΄α΄œΚ€ Κ€α΄€ΚŸΚŸΚ α΄ α΄‡ΚœΙͺα΄„ΚŸα΄‡,Ιͺ α΄„α΄€Ι΄α΄› sα΄›α΄€Ι΄α΄… ɒᴇᴛᴛΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄…ΙͺΚ€α΄›Ιͺᴇʀ.
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August 2014
Kripp
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