ððOMG ð youâre so FUNNY ð€£ ð€£ so quirky ðð ð€ª so different ð€©absolute crackhead energy ð€ªð€ª comedic geniusð§ ð I literally canât â breathe ð iâm crying dude ðð that was so hilarious ð u really got the whole squad laughing ðšâð©âð§âðŠðð©âð©âðŠâðŠððšâðšâð§âðŠ high IQ comedy ð§ ð§ howâd you come up with that ð§ð really original work ð never seen ð or heard ð anything like that before ð ð ð great ð job ðð keep up the funnies ðð€£ð i love you ð ð youâre my inspiration ð€©ð€©ð€© if only i were as funny ð or smart ð€ or cool ð as you ð but its whatever Iâll continue to watch ððð your content ð¥ð€³ because it âNEVER EVERâ fails to make me laugh ðð thank you ð for existing ð and doing what you do â€ïžâ€ïž
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Happy ðŠ Thanksgiving ðŠ! Guess what ð¯âitâs that time â° of year ð to gobble ðŠ gobble ðŠ gobble ðŠ up â¬ïž those dicks ð chicks ð¥ and bicks ð€š (big dicks) ðð«ð«ð«ð« I bet ð youâre all ð€ð€ð€ HORNY-copia ðœ ð¥ð¥ð¶ðâïžððð for SKANKS-giving ð€ªðð€€ð€€ððð youâll be saying ð¬ thanks ð for giving me all ð« this ð« COCK ð¥³ð¥³ð¥³ð¥³ send this to ð of your thiccest sluts with those hot 𥵠hot ð¥ tasty ð€€ð peach pies 𥧠ð ðð if you know 
what I mean âºïžðð if you get 1ïžâ£ back ðð€¬ð¡ then you and that slut ð€€ð€€ð€€ð«ð«ð« have to appropriate Native American culture together ððª¶ð if you get 3ïžâ£ back ðð€ youâre going to get your turkey ðŠ eaten ððððð tomorrow night ð±ð±ð±ð± if you get 5ïžâ£ back ðð you will be eating your cousinâs ð¶ð» peach ð pie 𥧠just like youâve always ð¯ð¯ð¯wanted ðð€€ð¥µ if you get 7ïžâ£ back ð¶ youâll become ð²ð² a pilgrim ð©ð and be the villain ðŠ¹ââïž of American ðºðž history ððð ððð if you get all 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ youâll be feasting ð€€ð this thanksgiving ðð in more ways than one ð«ðððŒð okay you sexy ð sexy ð gobbling turkey poos ðŠðŠðŠ itâs time â° for me to go â¡ïž atone ð€£for the sins âïž ðof my ancestorsðððð©ðŒââ€ïžâðâðšðŒð€°ðŒð€±ðŒð©âð§ð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ª
what I mean âºïžðð if you get 1ïžâ£ back ðð€¬ð¡ then you and that slut ð€€ð€€ð€€ð«ð«ð« have to appropriate Native American culture together ððª¶ð if you get 3ïžâ£ back ðð€ youâre going to get your turkey ðŠ eaten ððððð tomorrow night ð±ð±ð±ð± if you get 5ïžâ£ back ðð you will be eating your cousinâs ð¶ð» peach ð pie 𥧠just like youâve always ð¯ð¯ð¯wanted ðð€€ð¥µ if you get 7ïžâ£ back ð¶ youâll become ð²ð² a pilgrim ð©ð and be the villain ðŠ¹ââïž of American ðºðž history ððð ððð if you get all 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ youâll be feasting ð€€ð this thanksgiving ðð in more ways than one ð«ðððŒð okay you sexy ð sexy ð gobbling turkey poos ðŠðŠðŠ itâs time â° for me to go â¡ïž atone ð€£for the sins âïž ðof my ancestorsðððð©ðŒââ€ïžâðâðšðŒð€°ðŒð€±ðŒð©âð§ð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ª
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Japan heart surgeon and yakuza boss
In Japan ð¯ðµ , heart surgeon â€ïžðšââïž . Number one ðâïž . Steady handð³âïž. One day, Yakuza boss ðð»need ð heartð. I do operationðªâïž. But, mistakeð±! Yakuza boss dieðµðª! Yakuza very madð¿. I hideð in fishing boatðð£ð»ââïž, come to Americaðððºðž. No englishð€, no foodð©, no moneyðð«ð². Darryl ðšð¿give me jobððšð»âðŒ. Now I have houseð¡, American car ð , and new woman ðð±ð»ââïž. Darryl ðšð¿save lifeâ. My big secretð: I kill â ïžyakuza boss on purposeð. I good ðsurgeon. The bestðð¯!
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ALERT INCOMING DANK MEME
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ðððšðšWARNINGððšðšWARNINGðšðšðTHIS IS A ðžDANK ðœMEMEââ ðžALERT. INCOMING ðžDANK ðœMEMEðž ððHEADING STRAIGHT ððYOUR WAY. ððððPLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONSð§ð§ NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS ðžDANK ðœMEMEââ ðž ððð .BUCKLE UPâ¿â¿â¿ THEM SEATBELTSð®ð®,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENTðµðµ AND LOOSEN THAT ANUSð
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HOLAðð» all you dirty little TACOð®SLUTSðð€£do you know what day it is?!ð€ I smell immigrantsððŸââïžððœââïž and CULTURAL APPROPRIATIONð
ðŒ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISEð©ðŠð»ð®â€ïžð¯ Hide your KIDSðšâð©âð§âðŠ, hide your BURRITOSð¯, and get your CUMMIES READYð©cause DADDY TRUMPð§ðªis coming to deport us allð€·ðœââïžððŸ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ð® and eat TEQUILA ðžbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in Americaðºðžis to PARTYYYðððððŠð© So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIESTð jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT âget any back you get NO ð«ð«CULTURAL CUMMIES ðð€·ðœââïžð®ðŠð©
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You've seen Miku on stage, but what about your wrist?
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ð» Miku on ð stage, 4ïžâ£ð but ð what ððŒ about 𥎠your 
wrist? âð¯ Wrist âð¯ World ð is an AR game ð¯ using ð wristbands, now ð« featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even â save ðŠ the world! ð Do ð You ððŠ Wrist âð¯ World? ð wrist âð¯ world ððð
wrist? âð¯ Wrist âð¯ World ð is an AR game ð¯ using ð wristbands, now ð« featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even â save ðŠ the world! ð Do ð You ððŠ Wrist âð¯ World? ð wrist âð¯ world ððð