ððOMG ð youâre so FUNNY ð€£ ð€£ so quirky ðð ð€ª so different ð€©absolute crackhead energy ð€ªð€ª comedic geniusð§ ð I literally canât â breathe ð iâm crying dude ðð that was so hilarious ð u really got the whole squad laughing ðšâð©âð§âðŠðð©âð©âðŠâðŠððšâðšâð§âðŠ high IQ comedy ð§ ð§ howâd you come up with that ð§ð really original work ð never seen ð or heard ð anything like that before ð ð ð great ð job ðð keep up the funnies ðð€£ð i love you ð ð youâre my inspiration ð€©ð€©ð€© if only i were as funny ð or smart ð€ or cool ð as you ð but its whatever Iâll continue to watch ððð your content ð¥ð€³ because it âNEVER EVERâ fails to make me laugh ðð thank you ð for existing ð and doing what you do â€ïžâ€ïž
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SIMP SUMMER IS OVER
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SORRY SLUTSâŒïžð€ðSIMP SUMMERðIS OVERð
ð»ââïžð«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF ððŒââïžBECAUSE NO âSIMP âSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNðð»ðð» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ðð³ LOOKS LIKE THE ðTURKEYð ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ð§ TONIGHTðâŒïž PREPARE ð€ð»UR PUSSIES ðð»ðð»FOR A DRY SPELL âïž CAUSE ITS TIMEð FOR THE BOYS ð€ðªðŒTO FOCUS ð ON THEMSELVES ðYOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKðð»ð SEND THIS TO 7ïžâ£ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESð¯ââïžTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READYðFOR NO âSIMPâSEPTEMBERðð»ðð»
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ACHOO uh oh you just got the Delta variant!
ACHOOâŒïžð€§ð€§What was thatâïžâïžððUh-oh ð¯ looks like you just got ðð the Delta variant! ððð Donât you know ðºðžâïžð€¢ð€ð€ð€€ the world ð HOE Organization ðð
called it the most DOMINANT ððŒððŒ strain since the start of the ð PANTIE-DEMIC ððð No more touching daddy ð©ð© ð§ðŒ until you wash ð§œð§œyour dirty ðŸnasty ð€¢ little ð€ðŒfingers âð»ð€ð»âð»ð€ð»for 6ïžâ£9ïžâ£ seconds with sHOEp 𧌠and water ð§ ð
otherwise it doesnât count ð€¡ð€¡ð€¡ Time to stop ð spreading the germs ð€®ð¥Žð€and start spreading ð§your legsð€€ðŠ¶ðœðŠµð»because everyone ð©âðŠ°ðšâð«ðŠ¹ðŸââïžð§ðŒââïžhas to keep TWERKING ððfrom home! ð¡ SEND THIS TO 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ other coronavirus cucks ððŸðð»otherwise Fuckboy Fauci ðð is cumming for you ððð
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heyyy ð Marthin Luther QUEENS ð¯ââïž i have a dream ðŽ ð that you will be dicked ð down â¬ïž tonight like DADDY ðšð¿âðŠ³ Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted ðâð¿ so MARCH ð¶ââïž on down â¬ïž to his washington monument ðºðž and have a SIT IN ð§ââïž on that DICK ðð Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK ðœ like a TRUE PATRIOT ðœ segregate those cheeks ð tonight it doesnât matter ð
ââïž if his fountain ððŠ is BLACK or WHITE ð€ we are all CUMRADES ðŠðŠ in the fight against discrimination ð SOAK those PANTIFA 𩲠our TWERK is not over âŒïž SEND this ð€ to âïž every WOKE HOE ð€¯ you know ð Get 2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ BACK to END racism â and UNITE the races in SEXUAL ðð HARMONY â®ïž
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
