ππOMG π youβre so FUNNY π€£ π€£ so quirky ππ π€ͺ so different π€©absolute crackhead energy π€ͺπ€ͺ comedic geniusπ§ π I literally canβt β breathe π iβm crying dude ππ that was so hilarious π u really got the whole squad laughing π¨βπ©βπ§βπ¦ππ©βπ©βπ¦βπ¦ππ¨βπ¨βπ§βπ¦ high IQ comedy π§ π§ howβd you come up with that π§π really original work π never seen π or heard π anything like that before π π π great π job ππ keep up the funnies ππ€£π i love you π π youβre my inspiration π€©π€©π€© if only i were as funny π or smart π€ or cool π as you π but its whatever Iβll continue to watch πππ your content π₯π€³ because it βNEVER EVERβ fails to make me laugh ππ thank you π for existing π and doing what you do β€οΈβ€οΈ
What happened to this ad? :(
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New banger (from r/conservativerap)
Aye π
Yuh ππΎπ
Uh ππ€
Skrrrt π¨π€
I π hate π‘ people π« who have a different π‘ skin π
π»π color π¨ from me (x32)
instrumental πΊ break π
I ππ hate π‘π people π« who have a different πββ skin π
π»π color π³οΈβπ from me (x32)
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OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?
βΌοΈβΌοΈOH MY GODβΌοΈβΌοΈ IS THAT A π³οΈβπRπ³οΈβπAπ³οΈβπIπ³οΈβπNπ³οΈβπBπ³οΈβπOπ³οΈβπWπ³οΈβπ LOGO?!?!?!?!? ππππ OMG π€―π€―UR SO INCLUSIVEπ±π±π±π± π³οΈβπLGBT π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈTRANS π³οΈββ§οΈRIGHTS YAAAAS!!!!!!!!!π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ UR SO PROGRESSIVE ππ»ββοΈππΌββοΈππ½ββοΈππΎββοΈππΏββοΈ I WILL NOW BUY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! ππππ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW π«π©π©πππ₯°π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ
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Eggplants appear after every word
twitchquotes:
Guys π I π Was π On π Pornhub π And π I π Clicked π On π A π Link π That π Said π Local π Milfs π In π My π Area π And π Now π Eggplants π Appear π After π Every π Word π . π What π Do π I π Do π? π
twitch chat
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Here π¦ CUMS π¦ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
Here π¦CUMSπ¦ π
π½Santa Claus,π
π½ here π¦CUMSπ¦ π
π½Santa Claus,π
π½ right down π©π½πΈπ½slutty girl lane!π©π½πΈπ½ βπ«βπ«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!βπ«βπ« Is your π¨π»π¨π»daddyπ¨π»π¨π» not giving you enough π¦π¦π¦cummies?!π¦π¦π¦ Hold up,π
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π½ ho! It's π¦π¦cummyπ¦π¦ βοΈπ¦βοΈSEASON!βοΈπ¦βοΈ Pushβπ½βπ½ that π¨π»π¨π»daddyπ¨π»π¨π» to the β©β©sideβ©β© and let a ππ½NEWππ½ father in π‘YOUR CHIMNEY!! π‘ π
π½π
π½π
π½Father CHRISTMAS,π
π½π
π½π
π½ the ππKINGππ of π¦cummies!π¦ That's right,ππΌ he's been making π§π½littleπ§π½ π§π½girlsπ§π½ squishy for 6οΈβ£ CENTURIES. Don't ββ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the π¦π«π«πNAUGHTIESTππ«π«π¦girls βοΈsquishyβοΈ! So send this to all the πΌnastiestπΌ π§π½girlsπ§π½ you know and shareβοΈThoseβοΈCummiesβοΈGet 0οΈβ£ back and you're a basic ππcoal-slinging bitch.ππ Get 5οΈβ£ back and you get π
eatenπ
like πͺcookiesπͺand π
π¦slurpedπ¦π
like πΌmilk!πΌ Get 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back and π
π½Santa'sπ
π½ big ππCOCKππ will growβ«β« 3οΈβ£ sizes inside of you!π«π© Get 1οΈβ£5οΈβ£ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get πππyummy πππΌnummy πΌπ¦βοΈsquishyπΌπ¦βοΈ π§π§cummiesπ§π§ until next β©π¨βChristmas!π¨β
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Christmas
Holiday Emoji
Holiday
Heaven is the highest you can get
It's 4οΈβ£2οΈβ£0οΈβ£ today π³π±but I'm not smoking weed πΏππ΄ππ¬ I'm smoking π¨π the Bible ππππ because heaven β¬οΈπππ is the highest you can get ππ€