๐๐OMG ๐ youโre so FUNNY ๐คฃ ๐คฃ so quirky ๐๐ ๐คช so different ๐คฉabsolute crackhead energy ๐คช๐คช comedic genius๐ง ๐ I literally canโt โ breathe ๐ญ iโm crying dude ๐ญ๐ญ that was so hilarious ๐ u really got the whole squad laughing ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐๐จโ๐จโ๐งโ๐ฆ high IQ comedy ๐ง ๐ง howโd you come up with that ๐ง๐ really original work ๐ never seen ๐ or heard ๐ anything like that before ๐ ๐ ๐ great ๐ job ๐๐ keep up the funnies ๐๐คฃ๐ i love you ๐ ๐ youโre my inspiration ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ if only i were as funny ๐ or smart ๐ค or cool ๐ as you ๐ but its whatever Iโll continue to watch ๐๐๐ your content ๐ฅ๐คณ because it โNEVER EVERโ fails to make me laugh ๐๐ thank you ๐ for existing ๐ and doing what you do โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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Japan heart surgeon and yakuza boss
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have you ever had a dream like this?
have you ๐๐ฟ ever ๐ had a dreams ๐ด๐ญ- thats โ- that you ๐๐ป๐ค uhm ๐ค you ๐ had you ๐- you ๐ could- you ๐ do what you 
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want ๐- you ๐ could do- so you ๐๐ฆ- you ๐ do- you ๐ could do you ๐ค๐- you ๐ธ๐ wan ๐- you ๐ธ๐ want ๐ him ๐ด to do so much ๐ฅ that you could do anything ๐ฐ?
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Debunking the existence of females
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A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT๐คฎ to enslave men!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
PROOF๐๐ "FEMALE" stands for;
F ake
E ngineered
MALE !!!!
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So be ๐ฐ๐ฐCAREFUL๐ฐ๐ฐ around someone who claims to be a ๐ก๐ก"FEMALE"๐ก๐ก because they might be a ๐ฑSPY๐ฑ sent by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT ๐คฎ ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
If you ๐กDONT๐ก farward this to 20 ๐จโ๐ฆฑpeople๐ง ๐จLITTLE TOMMY๐ฑ will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
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โ๏ธbeen up๐ off the porch๐ ๐ด, now Canโt nobody tell๐ฃ๏ธ me๐ค nothinโโ
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If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning
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