๐๐OMG ๐ youโre so FUNNY ๐คฃ ๐คฃ so quirky ๐๐ ๐คช so different ๐คฉabsolute crackhead energy ๐คช๐คช comedic genius๐ง ๐ I literally canโt โ breathe ๐ญ iโm crying dude ๐ญ๐ญ that was so hilarious ๐ u really got the whole squad laughing ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐๐จโ๐จโ๐งโ๐ฆ high IQ comedy ๐ง ๐ง howโd you come up with that ๐ง๐ really original work ๐ never seen ๐ or heard ๐ anything like that before ๐ ๐ ๐ great ๐ job ๐๐ keep up the funnies ๐๐คฃ๐ i love you ๐ ๐ youโre my inspiration ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ if only i were as funny ๐ or smart ๐ค or cool ๐ as you ๐ but its whatever Iโll continue to watch ๐๐๐ your content ๐ฅ๐คณ because it โNEVER EVERโ fails to make me laugh ๐๐ thank you ๐ for existing ๐ and doing what you do โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐จ๐จ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐๐๐๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐
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๐ฆ๐ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐๐๐๐harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๐๐george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌwinters๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ช๐โโโbe the monica Lewinsky ๐๐ปto my bill clinton๐โโ๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐๐โ๏ธsexual relationsโ๏ธ๐๐ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐ธ๐ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐ธ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐๐๐๐จโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
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Happy ๐ฆ Thanksgiving ๐ฆ! Guess what ๐ฏโitโs that time โฐ of year ๐ to gobble ๐ฆ gobble ๐ฆ gobble ๐ฆ up โฌ๏ธ those dicks ๐ chicks ๐ฅ and bicks ๐คจ (big dicks) ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ I bet ๐ youโre all ๐ค๐ค๐ค HORNY-copia ๐ฝ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ถ๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐ for SKANKS-giving ๐คช๐๐คค๐คค๐๐๐ youโll be saying ๐ฌ thanks ๐ for giving me all ๐ซ this ๐ซ COCK ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ send this to ๐ of your thiccest sluts with those hot ๐ฅต hot ๐ฅ tasty ๐คค๐ peach pies ๐ฅง ๐ ๐๐ if you know 
what I mean โบ๏ธ๐๐ if you get 1๏ธโฃ back ๐๐คฌ๐ก then you and that slut ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ have to appropriate Native American culture together ๐๐ชถ๐ if you get 3๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ค youโre going to get your turkey ๐ฆ eaten ๐๐๐๐๐ tomorrow night ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ you will be eating your cousinโs ๐ถ๐ป peach ๐ pie ๐ฅง just like youโve always ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏwanted ๐๐คค๐ฅต if you get 7๏ธโฃ back ๐ถ youโll become ๐ฒ๐ฒ a pilgrim ๐ฉ๐ and be the villain ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ of American ๐บ๐ธ history ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ if you get all 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ youโll be feasting ๐คค๐ this thanksgiving ๐๐ in more ways than one ๐ซ๐๐๐ผ๐ okay you sexy ๐ sexy ๐ gobbling turkey poos ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ itโs time โฐ for me to go โก๏ธ atone ๐คฃfor the sins โ๏ธ ๐of my ancestors๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ผโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ผ๐คฐ๐ผ๐คฑ๐ผ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช
what I mean โบ๏ธ๐๐ if you get 1๏ธโฃ back ๐๐คฌ๐ก then you and that slut ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ have to appropriate Native American culture together ๐๐ชถ๐ if you get 3๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ค youโre going to get your turkey ๐ฆ eaten ๐๐๐๐๐ tomorrow night ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ you will be eating your cousinโs ๐ถ๐ป peach ๐ pie ๐ฅง just like youโve always ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏwanted ๐๐คค๐ฅต if you get 7๏ธโฃ back ๐ถ youโll become ๐ฒ๐ฒ a pilgrim ๐ฉ๐ and be the villain ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ of American ๐บ๐ธ history ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ if you get all 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ youโll be feasting ๐คค๐ this thanksgiving ๐๐ in more ways than one ๐ซ๐๐๐ผ๐ okay you sexy ๐ sexy ๐ gobbling turkey poos ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ itโs time โฐ for me to go โก๏ธ atone ๐คฃfor the sins โ๏ธ ๐of my ancestors๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ผโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ผ๐คฐ๐ผ๐คฑ๐ผ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช
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Rosa sat๐ so I could walk๐ถ๐พ MLK walked๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐พ so I could run๐๐พObama ran๐บ๐ธ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ so I could fly๐๐ฝ๐ฆ
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Hugh๐ด๐ป died๐โ ๏ธ so I could nut๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ #RIP
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have you ever had a dream like this?
have you ๐๐ฟ ever ๐ had a dreams ๐ด๐ญ- thats โ- that you ๐๐ป๐ค uhm ๐ค you ๐ had you ๐- you ๐ could- you ๐ do what you 
want ๐- you ๐ could do- so you ๐๐ฆ- you ๐ do- you ๐ could do you ๐ค๐- you ๐ธ๐ wan ๐- you ๐ธ๐ want ๐ him ๐ด to do so much ๐ฅ that you could do anything ๐ฐ?
want ๐- you ๐ could do- so you ๐๐ฆ- you ๐ do- you ๐ could do you ๐ค๐- you ๐ธ๐ wan ๐- you ๐ธ๐ want ๐ him ๐ด to do so much ๐ฅ that you could do anything ๐ฐ?