[Copypasta] Evolution is sorcery made up by communists

twitchquotes: Hello Mr. Pie, concerned Christian parent here, my child came asking for 4.99$ because he said he wanted to join the BDC, whatever that is. Please stop filling my kid's head with lies... I already had to tell him that Evolution is sorcery made up by communists
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October 2014
imaqtpie
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Gaming retirement home

twitchquotes: @Imaqtpie, I hear there is a gaming retirement home if you're looking for round the clock support. It's called TSM house EleGiggle
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Dear Chat, in 1967 there was a little girl named Morgana

twitchquotes: Dear Chat, in 1967 there was a little girl named Morgana who wanted to become an ADC, She commited suicide after QT would not play, Now that you have seen this you must copy and paste 10 times or you too will commit suicide.
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QTPie calls all his subs dudes

twitchquotes: Does anyone ever notice how QT calls all his subs dudes? Honestly this is the only reason I don't subscribe. As a 16 year old female from cali I would not like to be called a dude when I have female genitalia. Please spread awareness.
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imaqtpie

Going against the Summoners Code

twitchquotes: Hello twitch chat, this is "xXswaglordDarienXx" from Rito Games. I've noticed a lot of you are copy pasting the same message over and over again and that unfortunately goes against the Summoners Code, so I will be forced to ban everyone in this chat. Thank you and please do not copy and paste this message.
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imaqtpie

Mr Qtpie apepars to be a boosted bonobo

twitchquotes: monkaS โ˜๏ธ I-I hate to point this out mr qtpie b-but you appear to be a boosted bonobo monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰
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