Oh great! Another 2 sentence long pasta! What a game changer! I'm sure the 5 measly lines of text you just posted are going to be the next big copypasta in no time! This is hilarious! Great Stuff! I can really see this being the next big thing! It's gonna be the next "Navy Seal" or "Penguin Of Doom", I can feel it! I love how short and boring it was! Extra points for being extremely forgettable with no interesting lines, a complete lack of tone, and, as I mentioned earlier, an extremely compact 30 to 40 word length! You know what you should do? You should, unprompted, post this godawful pasta in the comments of a post on a separate subreddit and when people downvote you you can post it to r/AteThePasta! Now that would be funny! Almost as funny as the pasta itself, which, may I remind you, is extremely short! God I can't believe you came up with this all on your own! Thanks so much for this! It's truly a gift! And it made me realise that no matter how hard I try I will never find a copypasta as funny as this roughly 30 word paragraph that has already been forgotten by the 47 people who upvoted it, and the 20 people who commented !thesaurizethis over and over again! And I should give up all hope of coming up with such a great pasta in my life, so I'm simply going to kill myself tonight! This is your fault! Your copypasta made me kill myself! I'm going to write your reddit username in my suicide note, as well as the entire copypasta, which I should have no trouble fitting on the page since it's so fucking short! Thanks again! đ
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Don't copy paste the name when you copy paste
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Devlinate: Kaiser_HS: snny_: DONT COPY PASTE THE NAME WHEN U COPY PASTE 
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Kripp
Shalom my fellow Twitchlings
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Shalom my fellow Twitchlings. My name is Herschel Goldstein, I hail from the ancient land of Israel. In this world there are two superior races: the valiant Japanese and the God-fearing Jews. When I met the great Kripp at Blizzcon 2013, he gave me a piece of advice that I will never forget: "Pentru a da oul omului, ĂŽl hrÄneČti pentru o zi. Om ĂŽnvÄČat de ouÄ, ĂŽl va hrÄni pentru o viaČÄ ĂŽntreagÄ." Translated into foreign devil talk: I am coming Yankee scum. Get on board or get out of the way."
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Kripp
The pasta will be that pasta that youâve spammed
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I looked at this pasta originally, and I thought, you know, itâs a pasta, and you spam this pasta. The pasta will be that pasta that youâve spammed, so youâre spamming a pasta. So it is one thing to spam a pasta if your chat doesnât really have any pasta. The pasta will screw up the pasta pretty hard, and that means itâs a pretty good pasta.
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Kripp
C9 THIS C9 THAT
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C9 THIS C9 THAT YOU GUESSED IT IM PLAT
C9 THIS C9 THAT YOU GUESSED IT IM PLAT
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OverwatchLeague
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I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps
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Trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will *** fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youâre *** dead, kiddo.
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