[Copypasta] I hate when people refer to orange juice as OJ

I hate when people refer to orange juice as OJ. Why OJ? Do you want to sound cool? Is it so much of a hustle to say orange juice? Do you abbreviate apple juice too? " Hey yeah, let me have some AJ?" - said by no one ever. I just think it sound annoying af. Edit: I don't have any issues with abbreviations, except for OJ as orange juice. Sorry if I offended some of you with sensitive feelings.
May 2022
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Good Morning

twitchquotes: ( อกส˜โ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกส˜) GOOD MORNING ( อกส˜โ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกส˜)
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November 2014
imaqtpie

Silence Liberal

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February 2021

Professional headmeat physician

twitchquotes: ce: Hello Tyler, this is Dhanraj Ameer, the professional headmeat physician, thank you for contacting me last week. My team and I have been looking at x-rays of your skull and we are interested in a procedure that involves taking the head meat from the sides of your head and using it to fill in the dent in the middle. Due to the severity of your head meat slabs this procedure only has a 10% likelihood of success due to the extreme invasiveness the slab removal will take. Let me know
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July 2019
Tyler1

Cattarrian's warning to Kripp

twitchquotes: Hแด‡ส Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, Cแด€แด›แด›แด€ส€ส€ษชแด€ษด สœแด‡ส€แด‡. I แด‹ษดแดแดก แดส แด„แดษดsแด›แด€ษดแด› Mแด‡แดแดกแด‡ส€ษชษดแด ษชs แด€ษดษดแดสษชษดษข สแดแดœ, ส™แดœแด› I แด€แด แดษดสŸส แด›ส€สษชษดษข แด›แด แดกแด€ส€ษด สแดแดœ แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ Sแดœแด„แด„แดœส™แดœs. Yแดแดœ sแด‡แด‡, I แด€แด แด€แด„แด›แดœแด€สŸสŸส สœแด‡ส€ สŸแด€sแด› BF แด›แดœส€ษดแด‡แด… ษชษดแด›แด แด€ Cแด€แด›แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แดœsษชษดษข BสŸแด€แด„แด‹ Mแด€ษขษชแด„ แด€ษดแด… แด…แดษดแดœแด›s. Iแด›'s แด›แดแด สŸแด€แด›แด‡ า“แดส€ แดแด‡, ส™แดœแด› สแดแดœ แด„แด€ษด sแด›ษชสŸสŸ sแด€แด แด‡ สแดแดœส€sแด‡สŸา“. Rแดœษด Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ส€แดœษด!!!
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August 2014
Kripp

I sexually identify as Ninja Fortnite Gaming

I sexually identify as Ninja Fortnite Gaming. Ever since I was young, I've dreamed of understanding "the pain of being famous", and producing shitty keyboards. People say to me that he was only popular in 2017, but I disagree. He will always have a special place in my heart. From a young age, I knew I was different. Dying my hair blue, being overly cocky, and stealing others' identities were just a few of my favorite childhood pastimes. I'm just not like other guys. From now on, I want you guys to call me Ninja Fortnite Gaming (Tyler Blevins is not acceptable). My pronouns are fort/nite. If you don't use or respect them you're a gamephobe griefer and need to try out his new skin and Gfuel flavor Chug Jug to become more culturally sensitive. Use code NINJAYT for 30% off your order today. Thank you for being understanding.
April 2022
Ninja
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