Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
THEY FUCK
What happened to this ad? :(
More Copypastas
Jake has huge RipTires
twitchquotes:
Jake has huge RipTires, he is one of the best players in OWL, when Jake isn't beating up people in Overwatch, he's beating people in real life so you better think before you say J 
K E. Peace out.
K E. Peace out.
twitch chat
OverwatchLeague
Overwatch
Misogynist Pig Kripp
twitchquotes:
you have an "!imgay" response but don't have an "!imbi", "!imtrans*", "!imfurry", "!imreallyacat", or "!imfeminist" response? misogynist pig kripp
twitch chat
Kripp
havenāt done assassins in a while
twitchquotes:
"alright, locket I guessā 
āhavenāt done assassins in a whileā āguess Iāll pick up this akaliā āoh look, 6 assassinsā
āhavenāt done assassins in a whileā āguess Iāll pick up this akaliā āoh look, 6 assassinsā
twitch chat
Teamfight Tactics
Why is my BLACK friend so racist?
So I was playing chess with my BLACK friend the other day and something rather curious happened. As we were about to start playing he asked, āCould I play as white this time?ā Why is my BLACK friend being so racist????? Clearly your color doesnāt matter and as privileged white man myself I could not bear listening to these words!!!!!! Black? White? Itās all the same guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!