Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
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Alright, ocean mage, I guess
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βAlright, ocean mage, I guessβ βHavenβt picked moist magician in a while, letβs go wet wizard βhydro conjuror isnβt that good, but alrightβ
βAlright, ocean mage, I guessβ βHavenβt picked moist magician in a while, letβs go wet wizard βhydro conjuror isnβt that good, but alrightβ
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I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since Iβve been little, Iβve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. βOn the searchβ as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilotβs license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, Iβm afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
You have posted a bad meme
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That's not his knee
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( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) that's not his knee ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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