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Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?" THEY FUCK
July 2022
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How I got into Harvard

Many people always ask me how I was able to get into Harvard as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades of high school. They think I got in because of my scholarly records, but no the key is the interview. As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in my state spelling bee for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. I then worked as an intern at both Telsa, and NASA." Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So....?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma and now I'm teaching advanced physicals there. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart. :)
December 2020

Rick and Morty

New positive chat with kripp'

twitchquotes: ใƒฝ(โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)๏พ‰ โ˜‘ โ€œThis guy's deck is well chosen!โ€ โ˜‘ "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" โ˜‘ โ€œHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!โ€ โ˜‘ "He drafted well, played well!" โ˜‘ โ€œI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!โ€ ใƒฝ(โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)๏พ‰
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October 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Hello my friend, this is a moderator of PornHub

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January 2019

Classic

KappaPride

Y U NO

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December 2020

Hey Chat Who Cares?

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃคโฃดโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโ ถโฃถโฃคโฃคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โข€โ ˆโขฟโข€โฃ€โ €โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃ„โ €โ €โ € HEYโ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ €โ €โฃŸโก‡โข˜โฃพโฃฝโ €โ €โกโ ‰โ ™โข›โฃฟโฃทโก–โ € CHATโ €โ €โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ทโ ถโ คโ ™โ ’โ €โ ’โขปโฃฟโฃฟโกทโ ‹โ €โ ดโ žโ ‹โ โข™โฃฟโฃ„ WHOโ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โขนโก„โ €โ €โ €โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ นโก‡ CARESโขธโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃผโฃ‡โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ›โฃ›โฃ’โฃฒโขพโกท โข€โ คโ ’โ ’โขผโฃฟโฃฟโ ถโ žโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โฃผโ ƒ โขฎโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ €โ €โ ปโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ โ €โฃผโ ƒโ € โ ˆโ “โ ถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโก€โ €โ ˆโ ’โขคโฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โก โ šโ โ €โข€โกผโ ƒโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃฅโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃŸโ 
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September 2020
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