Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
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I used to be a real ad
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You better wear the TSM T-Shirt
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Hello TSM_Kripp, TSM manager here. We can see that you aren't wearing our TSM T-shirt. Remember that it is a vital part of our contract. If you want the fuckmaster-vol7ron you better wear the damn shirt.
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Kripp
At least you lasted longer than NA at worlds
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Eeeyoo I had the most amazing sex with this girl last night. It was so good I came in 15 seconds and as I turned to look at her out of embarrassment, she put her lips to my ear and whispered "at least you lasted longer than NA at worlds" 
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Classic
League of Legends
EU vs NA
Ultra EDM dance
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Ultra
Tannerina Tanners girlfriend
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Hey itβs me Tanner I just wanted to apologize for always coming here and being mean to you. I shouldnβt have been so mean back in high school and Iβm really sorry. HAH JUST KIDDING itβs Tannerina Tanners girlfriend, you really think he would ever apologize to you? Iβm off to the nail salon catch ya later
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Tanner from High School
I keep seeing people posting the same message
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Guys this is awkward, sorry I have to point this out. I keep seeing people posting the same message within very short periods of time, causing the auto scroll function to go crazy. Could you please follow the chat history more closely before you post and make the chat experience more pleasant for everyone? Thanks 
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