Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
THEY FUCK
What happened to this ad? :(
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CLG needs the DongerKing
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Dear Qtpie. This is MonteCristo. I just want to tell you that we would love to have you on CLG as our new top laner. You have the best ognTSMrototations that I have ever seen and even better mechanicanics than Faker. And your hair will give CLG new strength to win worlds. Please call me. CLG needs the DongerKing.
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imaqtpie
League of Legends
Stupid low effort memeing
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Every time i watch your stream, I see good old regular normal people trying to ask genuine interesting or just social questions, only to be drowned out by the constant spam of mindless twitch emotes such as KEKW which dont really add any value to the stream. Even worse is the constant copying and pasting of stupid low effort memeing.
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This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!
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β This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!β β βMy salt can't win against salt like thatβ β "He needed PRECISELY those two Kappas to win" β βHe top decked the only excuse that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect CTRL+V β βThere was nothing I could pasteβ β βI copypasta'd that perfectlyβ
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Kripp
This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
Tanner throws his disheveled red McDonald's hat
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Tanner throws his disheveled red McDonald's hat and apron onto the beer-stained couch. He turns on the computer monitor which nearly blinds him, and light floods the room, revealing the months worth of pizza boxes and beers strewn about the floor. He opens Microsoft Edge. His fingers stick to the keyboard as he types "Kripp's stream" into Bing search, ready for another successful day of roasting Kripp.
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Kripp
Tanner from High School
Sense of pride and accomplishment
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