[Copypasta] Porn scene fanfic

Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?" THEY FUCK
July 2022
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I'm laughing straight to da bank with this

twitchquotes: ΞΉ'ΠΌ β„“Ξ±Ο…gΠ½ΞΉΞ·g ѕтяαιgΠ½Ρ‚ Ρ‚Οƒ βˆ‚Ξ± Π²Ξ±Ξ·ΠΊ ωιтн Ρ‚Π½ΞΉΡ•! β™ͺβ™ͺβ™ͺβ™ͺ Π½Ξ±Ο‰ Π½Ξ±Ο‰ Π½Ξ±Ο‰ Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο‰, Π½Ξ±Ο‰, Π½Ξ±Ο‰! β™ͺβ™ͺ Β» β™ͺβ™ͺ Π½Ξ±Ο‰ Π½Ξ±Ο‰ Π½Ξ±Ο‰ Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο‰, Π½Ξ±Ο‰, Π½Ξ±Ο‰! β™ͺβ™ͺΒ» β™ͺβ™ͺΠ½Ξ±Ο‰ Π½Ξ±Ο‰ο»Ώ Π½Ξ±Ο‰ Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο‰, Π½Ξ±Ο‰, Π½Ξ±Ο‰! β™ͺβ™ͺ β™ͺβ™ͺΠ½Ξ±Ο‰ Π½Ξ±Ο‰ Π½Ξ±Ο‰ Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο‰, Π½Ξ±Ο‰, Π½Ξ±Ο‰! β™ͺβ™ͺ Β» β™ͺβ™ͺ Π½Ξ±Ο‰ Π½Ξ±Ο‰ Π½Ξ±Ο‰ Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο‰
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April 2014
Trick2g

my dream is full of monkaS in chat

twitchquotes: monkaS πŸ‘‰ ⚠️ ATTENTION ⚠️ my dream is full of monkaS in chat, pls help me fulfill my dream monkaS ☝️
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June 2017

Quibi is shutting down

twitchquotes: Quibi is shutting down. What’s the fuckin point anymore? Now what am I supposed to do when I go to a restaurant and they tell me my table won’t be ready for another eight minutes? How am I supposed to pass those eight minutes using a cell phone and internet connection without quibi exclusive content only available on quibi? Where else can i get β€œquick bites” of content streaming directly to my mobile phone for viewing on the go? As if 2020 wasn’t bad enough now I can’t watch any more murder house flip, the show where they renovate houses where human beings have lost their lives at the hands of their loved ones and sell those houses to rich cosmopolitan couples looking to move out of the city? What’s the point? I for one am not β€œcontent” with the current state of the β€œcontent”
twitch chat
October 2020

This is Noah Legerino, CEO of Never Legend Incorporated

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Legerino, CEO of Never Legend IncorporatedΒ©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has legend) as you no longer are a "never legend". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
twitch chat
August 2015
Kripp

Cyclops Trollface

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