[Copypasta] My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer

Hey, quandale Pringle here, My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer during work and he squeezed my hog so hard and wouldn't even stop after I banned him. My brother Cornelius Bartholomew Anderson ringle got caught in an alberian twitch prime and bits scam and got sent to the gulag, but we've snuck him a Nokia 3310 in his ass with a spoon that he'll be using to plan a breakout with my cousin longsdale dimmsdimone slingle.
July 2022
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Chess is too basic for Kripp

twitchquotes: "Well," Kripp drawled, a toothy grin splitting his face, "I think chess is a little too basic a game for me. I mean, only 6 different types of pieces? It's a game for children. No strategy whatsoever" That said, he proceeded to chortle as his opponents Huffer triggered his effigy, creating a Nexus Champion Sarad. "Outplayed."
twitch chat
November 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Hello Mr. Morosan! This is the salt truck driver

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ Ν β€’ Ω„Νœ β€’ ΰΌ½ Κœα΄‡ΚŸΚŸα΄ ᴍʀ. ᴍᴏʀᴏsα΄€Ι΄! α΄›ΚœΙͺs Ιͺs α΄›Κœα΄‡ sα΄€ΚŸα΄›-α΄›Κ€α΄œα΄„α΄‹-α΄…Κ€Ιͺᴠᴇʀ. Ιͺ'ᴍ Κœα΄‡Κ€α΄‡ ᴛᴏ α΄…α΄‡ΚŸΙͺᴠᴇʀ Κα΄α΄œΚ€ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴏꜰ 69 ᴛᴏɴs ᴏꜰ α΄©α΄œΚ€α΄‡ sα΄€ΚŸα΄› κœ°Κ€α΄α΄ α΄›Κœα΄‡ κœ°α΄€α΄α΄α΄œs sα΄€ΚŸα΄›α΄Ιͺɴᴇ "üʙᴇʀᴋÀᴋᴇɴᴋᴏᴛᴒɴ" ΙͺΙ΄ α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄€ΚŸα΄©s. Ιͺꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'α΄… ʟΙͺᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ sα΄€ΚŸα΄›, ΚŸα΄‡α΄› ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴑ! ɒᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ sΙͺΚ€! ΰΌΌ Ν β€’ Ω„Νœ β€’ ΰΌ½
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Kappa

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I remember meeting hbox at a tournament

twitchquotes: I remember meeting hbox at a tournament. I asked him when I should use Pound as puff and he said I'll show you when to use Pound and he pounded me into a brick wall
twitch chat
June 2021
Hungrybox

NOT. SELLING. GAMESTOP.

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February 2021

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