Hey, quandale Pringle here,
My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer during work and he squeezed my hog so hard and wouldn't even stop after I banned him.
My brother Cornelius Bartholomew Anderson ringle got caught in an alberian twitch prime and bits scam and got sent to the gulag, but we've snuck him a Nokia 3310 in his ass with a spoon that he'll be using to plan a breakout with my cousin longsdale dimmsdimone slingle.
(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Team Bull vs Team Bear
Team Bull
Jerome "We print it digitally" Powell
Elon "TSLA stonk too low imo" Musk
Nancy "Stimulus talks going well" Pelosi
Donny "Stop the count" Mango
Janet "Unlimited QE bitch" Yellen
Lisa "Su Bae" Su
Ryan "Make Gamestop great again" Cohen
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VS
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Team Bear
Jeff "No stock split to keep the poors out" Bezos
Mitch "Stimulus talks not going well" Mcconnell
Steven "Discontinue the PPP" Mnuchin
Andrew "PlTr PrIcE tArGeT $10" Left
Tim "Don't call me by my slave name" Apple
Michael "I'm publicly shorting TSLA" Burry
Warren "I fought in the Civil War" Buffet
Which team will win?
Team Bull or Team Bear?
Load up on weeklies for a ticket to the pay per view hell in the cell match.
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I donβt know what Overwatch is
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I donβt know what Overwatch is. Thereβs a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I donβt know. And then sometimes if that wasnβt bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when Iβm getting a handle on what βJunkrat kin discourseβ is yall show up with βThis is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniperβ and then SHEβS part of the Overwatchers. βThis is Swedish Beefcakeβ could yall? not?? I still donβt know what a Hanzo is.
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If SINATRAA and my girl both drowning
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if SINATRAAπ½and my girlπ§π both drowning π± π and I can only save oneπ€π¬Catch me at the enemy spawn doorπͺπ΄ with my boy on tracer ππ°
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