Hey, quandale Pringle here,
My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer during work and he squeezed my hog so hard and wouldn't even stop after I banned him.
My brother Cornelius Bartholomew Anderson ringle got caught in an alberian twitch prime and bits scam and got sent to the gulag, but we've snuck him a Nokia 3310 in his ass with a spoon that he'll be using to plan a breakout with my cousin longsdale dimmsdimone slingle.
(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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The pasta will be that pasta that you’ve spammed
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I looked at this pasta originally, and I thought, you know, it’s a pasta, and you spam this pasta. The pasta will be that pasta that you’ve spammed, so you’re spamming a pasta. So it is one thing to spam a pasta if your chat doesn’t really have any pasta. The pasta will screw up the pasta pretty hard, and that means it’s a pretty good pasta.
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Kripp
Gorgeous tone of gray
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GORGEOUS TONE OF GRAY ✓ 
TIMELESS DESIGN ✓ THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES ✓ LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS ✓ 
MUST BE ✓
TIMELESS DESIGN ✓ THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES ✓ LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS ✓ MUST BE ✓
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Reynad
DL aka “Dropped Liability” is an ex-ADC player for TL
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DL aka “Dropped Liability” is an ex-ADC player for TL that is often ridiculed for his inability to use the summoner spell Flash. He is specifically known for his “Everyone is trash” mindset, which he only recently realized applied mostly to himself.
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Doublelift
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Me name is Kowak and I are from Poland
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Hi me name is Kowak and I are from Poland. Sorry for me bed England. I works in a shop, and i only earn a little money. So to afford an computer i had to selled me girlfriend. But I cant play LOL? Me heard that someone say something about internett, but what is internett? Ples help me poor human from poland. And no copy pasterino trollerino
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imaqtpie
Doublelift's not even the best ADC on CLG
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Doublelift best ADC NA? Doublelift's not even the best ADC on CLG
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