[Copypasta] Setsuko, the crybaby of TFT

twitchquotes: Setsuko, the crybaby of TFT, graces us with a melodramatic "HELP! HELP!, LIKE PLEASE!" as he navigates the turbulent seas of RNG. Oh, and let's not forget his profound insight: "THIS SHIT COMPANY." A true visionary, leading us to eighth place with unparalleled wisdom. "IS IT MY FAULT?" he ponders, as the drama unfolds. And then, in a moment of clarity, he poses the existential question: "Do you guys hate me?". Setsuko, the unsung hero of TFT! xddFRAUD
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January 2024

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I used to be a real ad
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havenā€™t done assassins in a while

twitchquotes: "alright, locket I guessā€ ResidentSleeper ā€œhavenā€™t done assassins in a whileā€ ResidentSleeper ā€œguess Iā€™ll pick up this akaliā€ ResidentSleeper ā€œoh look, 6 assassinsā€ ResidentSleeper
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July 2019

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if u finish reading this monkaW

twitchquotes: Hey Byron, I noticed you like to run comps around Aurelion Sol and I went ahead and did the math on a level 3 Aurelion Sol with Spear of Shojin and Zeke's buff and it turns out that if you finish reading this everyone in chat will be dead in the next 5 minutes monkaW
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July 2019
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Hey reckful, Akaliā€™s sensie here

twitchquotes: Hey reckful, Akaliā€™s sensie here. The way you always say how everyone is rolling for her. Itā€™s effecting her mental state a lot, she has the great ninja AND assassin Exodia synergy. However, with all the people throwing money and wanting her to pop off she is starting to feel like a prostitute. Her back is hurting from all the carrying and F(*#$ she is doing in every game. Please tell others to slow their roll and consider how their actions can hurt others self identity well being.
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August 2019
Reckful

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Natalie. Fiona. Kenny. Kyle

twitchquotes: Natalie. Fiona. Kenny. Kyle. Long ago, the four mispronounced unit names lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Twitch Chat Nation attacked. Only the DogDog, master of all pepega names , could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
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August 2019
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This is Mordeā€™s mom

twitchquotes: Hi David, this is Mordeā€™s mom. I noticed you havenā€™t been picking my son for your team in gym class. Morde has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnā€™t make it easy on him when you reroll and say, ā€žWeā€™re never taking Morde.ā€œ I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Morde has phantom synergy, knight synergy, and he can hit 2 units! Why donā€™t you try being a bit more inclusive?
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July 2019
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