[Copypasta] Professional Penguin Wrestling Champion

Super dong to the rescue

twitchquotes: ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴅᴏɴɢ to the rescue

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January 2015

Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed

twitchquotes: Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed where a breathless Hafu is waiting. She takes hold of his hand and whispers, "It's ok, I broke up with Jake." He squeezes her hand, let's go, squeezes again, "You're the best female arena player...," Kripp says dejectedly, "But I made a vow to Rania to never love another woman." Hafu runs her hands lovingly down his cheek, "You're not cheating," she whispers, "I'm really Amaz."

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August 2018

Kripp

Dennis

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎｄｅｎｎｉｓｓｍｉｔｅ，ｍｙｅｙｅａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｔｏｔｈｅｈｅｒｏｈｅａｌｔｈ．ｉｗａｔｃｈｔｈｅｈｅｒｏｈｅａｌｔｈａｎｄｆｅｅｌｉｈａｖｅｓｅｘｗｉｔｈｔｈｅ２ｓｋｉｐｐｅｄｔｕｒｎ．ａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇｓｕｄｏｋｕ

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March 2014

Kripp

Dennis in a time machine

twitchquotes: The year is 1945. “Dennis,” Kripp speaks breathlessly into the night. “Get back to the time machine. We have what we need here.” A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked “Top Deck.” Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. “We will see who says "Salt" now,” he says….

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November 2014

Kripp

Hey Kripp this is your new fan Edward!

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp this is your new fan Edward! I've never heard of you before but I just finished watching your HILARIOUS #FAIL video and I can safely say that it was one of the funniest and most erotic videos I have ever masturbated to in my time. Please keep making them so that my left arm will continue to grow stronger every day also BTW I am left handed

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November 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Professional Penguin Wrestling Champion

Super dong to the rescue

Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed

Dennis

Dennis in a time machine

Hey Kripp this is your new fan Edward!

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