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Dear mod. If u ban me. u mad kripp. i pay $5. I pay much $$ to spam. Please respect my Footlong of $5. If i spam u say ok, and not ban me. I pay $5 u. can. not. ban. me. (no copy or pasterino)
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Spam this until you're banned
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SPAM THIS UNTIL YOU'RE BANNED
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No hate towards Discord server admins
I'm seeing many bigoted messages in #general so I just want to make this clear: any hate towards server admins will result in a permanent ban from this Discord server with no warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling moderation a "fake job" or saying that we "do it for free". Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society.
Behave. Or get banned.
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Can the mods ban us all?
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can 
the mods ban us all
the mods ban us all
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Classic
Mods are Nazis
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the mods have literally been active on the political scene of Germany between 1938-1945
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Ban one fish, get the school
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ban one fish and you'll get the school
ban one fish and you'll get the school
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