[Copypasta] Tell us what's in the sandwich

If Kripp was a vacation he'd be nl_Tripp

twitchquotes: If Kripp was a vacation he'd be nl_Tripp 4Head

If Kripp was a leaky pipe he'd be nl_Dripp 4Head

If Kripp didn't wear a shirt he'd be nl_Nipp 4Head

twitch chat

May 2015

Kripp

Hi Kripp, it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater. I heard you are trying to play other games when we need you here at Skyrim to clean up the dragons. Quit what you are doing right now and come join me as the new Whiterun Thane. My axe is ready as your reward.

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

Spaghetti out of Kripp's underwear

twitchquotes: I love spaghetti, its actually my passion. I have always wanted to eat Greek spaghetti, specifically out of Kripp's underwear where his dongers are Kappa

twitch chat

July 2014

Kripp

Bowling simulator: E-Bowler

twitchquotes: Hello my name is Kenneth Jizbombski, president of Viral Games, Inc. Recently sales of our most popular Bowling simulator "E-Bowler" have plummeted. Please help my small company by going out and getting E-Bowler any way that you can. I want E-Bowler to spread infecting people with it's incredible gameplay!

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

The unluckiest human ever

twitchquotes: BREAKING NEWS - Canadian scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual, a scraggly, foul-smelling, unkempt Canadian man, discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's card game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but my opponents just keep topdecking me!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.

twitch chat

June 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] Tell us what's in the sandwich

If Kripp was a vacation he'd be nl_Tripp

Hi Kripp, it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater

Spaghetti out of Kripp's underwear

Bowling simulator: E-Bowler

The unluckiest human ever

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