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Even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now...

twitchquotes: I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closet I've ever been to dying. What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now PJSalt
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July 2015
Reynad

salty

Fairy tale of Reynard and Lea

twitchquotes: Let me tell you the fairy tale of Reynard and Lea. Once there was a magical salt-shaker named Reynard. He lived in a magical kitchen where the princess Lea would make sandwiches. One day Lea shook Reynard too hard and he broke, spilling salt everywhere. BibleThump
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November 2014
Reynad

Great Music, Extremely Handsome, Must be Reynad

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Great Music (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Extremely Handsome (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Innovative Decks (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) High Level Gameplay (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Moderately Sized Forehead (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Great Personality (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Large Donger (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Must be Reynad (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)
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November 2016
Reynad

Do you know who I am? I am a 4.0 STEM Major

twitchquotes: Do you know who the fuck you're talking to right now? I'm a 4.0 STEM major with a full ride to a top ten university. I'm in the 97th percentile of IQ intelligence (the test wouldn't go any higher). I literally tip the scales with my intelligence. I am the furthest thing from a "twitch chat idiot".
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July 2014
Reynad

Please use the code Tempo to save 3% off...

twitchquotes: BibleThump Andrey Yanuk otherwise known as Reynad has passed away this Saturday's afternoon. He was ambushed by a group of dongers in an alley, and stabbed with a kniferino made out of a salt shaker. His last words were "please use the code "Tempo" to save 3% off the funeral costs and bury me in my tempostorm tshirt". Rest in peace pepperoni cappuccino pistachio bro. You shall be missed. Please no copy pasterino cappuccino
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November 2015
Reynad

sellout

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