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I used to be a real ad
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Giant Douche
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If Reynad was a Hearthstone card he'd be a Giant Douche
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The Dead Sea is one of the world's saltiest bodies of water
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The Dead Sea is a salt lake bordering Jordan to the east, and Israel and the West Bank to the west. It is also one of the world's saltiest bodies of water. It is 9.6 times as salty as the ocean.[6] This salinity makes for a harsh environment in which all but one animal can flourish, hence its name. The only creature that can live in such high salinity levels is Reynard. He is also the reason for the dead seas high salinity.
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Eadric the Pure requests Brotherman Bill
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Only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant
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only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant 
only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant
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Tides left reynad for C9
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☑ “This team's salary is CRAZY!” ☑ “Reynad's contract can't win against a salary like C9's” ☑ "They NEEDED precisely those bonuses to get me to sign" ☑ “They bribed the only player that would turncoat” ☑ "They had the perfect negotiator" ☑ “There was nothing Reynad could do” ☑ “I backstabbed that perfectly"
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