[Copypasta] This is the police!

twitchquotes: This is the police! Get your dongers in the air f***ers - you have been caught red handed. Stop with the copy paste right now or we will be forced to use Police Brutality. Don't try to get away with it by copying this and impersonating us!
twitch chat
November 2014
imaqtpie
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Imqtpie losing his farmer's license for poor cs

twitchquotes: Hey, qtPie this is the NSA (National Service of Agriculture). If you do not start getting some cs soon, we will have to revoke your farmer license
twitch chat
August 2014
imaqtpie

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPOOKY SKELETON

twitchquotes: YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPOOKY SKELETON, REPOST THIS 3 TIMES IN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS OR YOU WILL BE VISITED BY A SPOOKY SKELETON TONIGHT! 95% OF PEOPLE WILL NOT POST THIS….. AND THEY WILL BECOME SKELETON…..
twitch chat
October 2014
imaqtpie

Jared thought he was back with the crew

twitchquotes: Jared, jumping for joy at the site of an easy victory with QT thought he was back with the crew. Little did he know QT was devising a cunning plan to demote Jared back to Diamond 3. Boom, like a shot in the dark, an instant 4 man surrender stole the wind right out of Jared. Jared glanced over to his 9mm, knowing one day he will have his chance to right these wrongs.
twitch chat
April 2016
imaqtpie

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League of Legends

hello my name is Carlos i from Turkmenistan

twitchquotes: hello my name is Carlos i from Turkmenistan. I watch master Q.T.PIE stream everytiem. i have no arm or leg so i playing with my huge !@#$%. I quit my job at the teemo mushroom factori to becom pro player. I go from bronze IV to gold IX in six monts. pls no
twitch chat
November 2014
imaqtpie

Sorry, I dropped my chess set

twitchquotes: β™— β™˜ β™Ÿ β™› β™• β™œ ♝ β™ž β™Ÿβ™™β™— β™˜ β™Ÿ β™› β™• β™œ ♝ β™ž Sorry, I've dropped my chess set β™— β™˜ β™Ÿ β™› β™• β™œ ♝ β™ž β™Ÿβ™™β™— β™˜ β™Ÿ β™› β™• β™œ ♝ β™ž β™Ÿβ™™β™— β™˜ β™Ÿ β™› β™• β™œ β™ž β™Ÿβ™› β™™β™— β™˜
twitch chat
September 2014
imaqtpie
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