[Copypasta] This is agent Kappachino from the Kappa agency

twitchquotes: Hi this is agent Kappachino from the Kappa agency. I would like to inform you that we have detected the KPM (Kappa Per Minute) to be far below the minimum level of 100 KPM. Please fix this by typing Kappa or Kappa agents will be dispatched to donger this stream
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November 2014
imaqtpie
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Thanks Nivea!

twitchquotes: 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣 GUYS GUYS , just used new Nivea Lotion on my donger and now it looks 10 years youger , THANKS NIVEA 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
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October 2014
imaqtpie

Dear Chat, in 1967 there was a little girl named Morgana

twitchquotes: Dear Chat, in 1967 there was a little girl named Morgana who wanted to become an ADC, She commited suicide after QT would not play, Now that you have seen this you must copy and paste 10 times or you too will commit suicide.
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July 2014
imaqtpie

What could possibly be that washed up?

twitchquotes: Hey QT, my family just got back from Hawaii. We noticed this obese life form washed up on shore. We walked over to see what could possibly be that washed up. My brother poked it with a stick and it twitched and said "wow that actually fuckin killed me" wonder what it could be?
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June 2019
imaqtpie

Classic

League of Legends

OUR DONGERS ARE RAZOR SHARP

twitchquotes: (\ ( 蜖掳 蜔賱蜏 汀掳) /) OUR DONGERS ARE RAZOR SHARP (\ ( 蜖掳 蜔賱蜏 汀掳) /)
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May 2015
imaqtpie

Is KogMaw's passive account specific?

twitchquotes: Hi Michael, I saw Doublelift playing Kogmaw yesterday and he didn't seem to have the same cool passive you have. Was his game bugged or is the passive account specific?
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September 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

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