[Copypasta] Hello! My name is Reynad!

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) Hello! My name is Reynad! (◡‿◡✿) My boyfriend just left Tempo Storm! He said he doesn't like want to make videos and my d**k is smaller than 8.5 inches (from the base). (◕‿-) But it's okay! I will whine and be Salty uncontrollably on stream. People will give me lots of donations. I like donations a lot (｡♥‿♥｡)
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November 2014
Reynad
I used to be a real ad
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A ghosty is a poorly trained stream sniper

twitchquotes: G H O S T Y : A ghosty is a poorly trained stream sniper that uses picture frames to maintain close visual contact with the enemy and engage targets from concealed positions or distances exceeding the detection capabilities of their opponent
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February 2015
Reynad

Do you think this will affect my late game Vayne?

twitchquotes: Tensei, I have been playing league competitive for many years now, but at the most recent event I drank too much with Meteos. I woke up the next day in his bed with my fingers smelling a bit rank. Do you think this will affect my late game Vayne(s)?
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July 2014
Reynad

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Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?
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January 2015
Reynad

Eyes wide and with flowery flare

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) Eyes wide and with flowery flare, we love you Reynad you have great hair (◕‿◕✿)
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November 2014
Reynad

Let's. Make. Some. Pasta.

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January 2015
Reynad
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