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( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰*╯ take action against chronic masturbation
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What happened to this ad? :(
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If the human body is 75% water...
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If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? 
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The salt from your stream sucked the venom out of my wound
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Dear reynard. I was hiking in the Amazon Rainforest the other day when I was bit by a snake. Miles from the nearest city, I thought my life was over as the venom slowly spread across my body. But then I used my 4G to open twitch and the salt from your stream sucked the venom out of my wound and saved my life. Thanks Reynad!
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Even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now...
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I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closet I've ever been to dying. What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now 
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Only the chosen wizard can wear his hat
Only the chosen wizard can wear his hat つ◕౪◕つ──☆*:・Only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant
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only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant 
only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant
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