[Copypasta] Europe is the Eastern USA

twitchquotes: Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU"
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Hey Kripp-kun. It's me Samantha-chan!

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Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

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