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Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU"
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Shrek is love. Shrek is life
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.๏ปฟ
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Wagner Opera Topdeckhoffen
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Gแดแดแดษด Tแดษข, Hแดสส Kสษชแดแด! Mแดษชษด Nแดแดแด ษชsแด Pแดแดแดส แด แดษด Pแดsแดแดษดสแดาาแดษด. Hแดสแด ษชษด Dแดแดแดsแดสสแดษดแด
แดกแด แดสแด แดแดแดษชษดษข ษดแดแดก Wแดษขษดแดส แดแดแดสแด Tแดแดแด
แดแดแดสแดาาแดษด. Rแดษดษชแด ษชs Vแดสแดสสษชษดแด, แดษดแด
แดษชสสs สแดแด ษชษด สแดแด แดษดษขแด าแดส แด
แดs Pแดสษดสแดส. Tสแดแดแด แดแดแดสs Oสแดษดษขแดษดsแดาแด แดษด สแดแดส ษขสแดแด แด, แดษดแด
สแดแด แดแดแดแดแดส ษชษด sแดส แดs แดแดsแดแดส ษขสแดsแดแดสษชษดแด. Pสแดข ษดแด แดแดแดแดแดษด แดแดsแดแดษด แด
แดแดษขแดษด แด
แดแดษขแดษด.
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Kripp
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Hearthstone
My Grandfather smoked his whole life
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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A single Dongerbill can save a life
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Hello, I'm Sarah McLanchdong. Every day millions of poor, helpless dongers go unraised everyday. Dongers that are abused and negated, like this poor fellow เผผ โฬฟ ฬฟ ูอเบ เผฝ. For just one Dongerbill [ฬฒ$ฬฒ(ฬฒ อกยฐ อส อกยฐฬฒ)ฬฒ$ฬฒ] a day we can help save these forgotten dongers (โ_โข) เผผ อยฐสเฒ เผฝ ( อกยฐูอ ยบ) from a life time of being lowered. Your there only hope, because just a minute of your time and a single Dongerbill [ฬฒ$ฬฒ(ฬฒ อกยฐ อส อกยฐฬฒ)ฬฒ$ฬฒ] can save a life.
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GME to the moon
.ใใใใใใใใใใ โฆ ใใใใโโ ใ ใใใหใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*ใใใใใใโ
โใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใโใใใใใใใ โฆ
ใใใใใใใใใใ ใ โ โ โ โ ใใใใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใ,ใใโโโใ
.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ๏พใโโใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใโ๏ธif we holdใใ.
,ใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใโโโโใใใใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโ
ใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโ โฆ
ใโโโใใใ,ใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโ๐ gme ใใใใ ใใ,ใใใ โ โ โ โ ใ
ใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใโใใ
ใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใโใโโโโโโโโโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใหใ
โโใใใใ,ใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ
โใใโโโโใใใใใโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*
ใใ โโใใใใใ โฆ ใใใใใใใโโโโโโโโโใโโโโโโโโใใใใ
ใใโใใใใใใใโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใโโโโใใ.
ใโใใใใใ.ใใใใ ๐ ใใใใใโโโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใ
หใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ๏พใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
ใใโใ ๐ โ โ if we sell โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ,ใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*
.ใใใใใโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใ โฆ
หใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*ใใใใใใโ
โใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.