twitchquotes:
Hey Kripp, you didnt give me recognition on your stream for my comment about how awesome you are. Do I have to track you down and r**e you?
twitch chat
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
More Kripp Copypastas
I'm one with the kripp
twitchquotes:
Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros", I know it's time. I full screen the stream and grab my vaseline. I apply a huge load onto my newly shaved butthole and rub it all around nice and even. And then, when kripp says "thanks, and welcome to the 5 dollar club", I place my butthole in front of the screen. It is in that moment, that kripp fists me. I moan with pleasure. I'm one with the kripp
twitch chat
Kripp
New positive chat with kripp'
twitchquotes:
γ½(ββΏββΏ)οΎ β βThis guy's deck is well chosen!β β "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" β βHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!β β "He drafted well, played well!" β βI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!β β βIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!β γ½(ββΏββΏ)οΎ
twitch chat
Kripp
Hearthstone
This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
Terminating your casual account
twitchquotes:
Hello Kripp this is BLIZZARD, remember how we gave you every card...golden! Just to get you to legend. And you're stuck at 9? Its the end of the season Kripp... were gonna have to terminate your casual account.
twitch chat
Kripp
Kripp and his tiny peckerwood
twitchquotes:
Omg Kripp... I remember seeing you in the hallways during school. I remember seeing your zipper down and I kept eyeing you tiny peckerwood. You always had the cutest grin. Please call me (205-069-1337) and find me. I will always love you. ~Eddy Pepperino (not wearing any panties atm).
twitch chat
Kripp
Kripp ignores chat draft
twitchquotes:
As a young boy, Kripp lived with his family in a chateau in Romania. Kripp had a younger sister who was born frail and prone to illness. The family always took special care to make sure she was never too cold or hot. One day Kripp's parents were late and told Kripp to put his sister to bed. Kripp accidentally left the window of the chateau open, his sister contracted pneumonia and died. At the funeral, his father sobbed and said "My son, why did you ignore the chat draft?"
twitch chat
Kripp