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Kripp stop showing your knee on the stream, dont be like other female streamers. We are interested in your personality and not body.
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Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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I'll do it. I'll stream Final Fantasy
twitchquotes:
Kripp is chained to the chair, sobbing as the man hacks at his face with a razor. He cries as the last bit of his beard is cut away, sapping him of his Romanian gypsy powers. "Please don't hurt her. I'll do whatever you want" says Kripp. The man with the razor laughs and says "Are you ready to accept the deal? Or do we need to hurt Pupparian?" Kripp shakes his head. "I'll do it. I'll stream Final Fantasy." 
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Kripp
There is a bunch of Twitch overlords
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There is a bunch of Twitch overlords who grow batches of streamers from genetically modified eggs. When these eggs hatch and grow, they are given their first computer and start streaming a Dora the Explorer game. As they grow up, the most popular streamers advance and are given more complex games to stream, from CoD to Hearthstone. Each streamer lives in a small cubicle, and there are hundreds upon hundreds of cubicles on the grounds of the Twitch Headquarters. 
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Kripp
Hello Kripp, proud brony here
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πππππππππππ Hello Kripp, proud brony here. I was just wondering if you could played the "dreadsteed" deck as it reminds me of my waifu Twilight Sparkle. Thanks, it would mean soooo much to me (βΏβ―βΏβ―βΏ) ππππππππππππππ
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Infected with the Dank Pasta Virus
twitchquotes:
bα½ αα¬αͺα α₯ααΆ αhα₯s mα¬ssαͺαΆα¬ α½αΎu αͺαα¬ ααΎα³ α₯αfα¬ααα¬α α³α₯αh αhα¬ α αͺαα¦ α’αͺsααͺ αα₯αus. ααΎ αΆα¬α αα₯α αΎf αhα¬ α αͺαα¦ α’αͺsααͺ αα₯αus, α½αΎu musα α’αͺss α₯α αΎα ααΎ αhα¬ αhαͺT γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ I'm cured!!
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Kripp