[Copypasta] Wave the flags

twitchquotes: <\_ Kappa _/> wave the flags like a boss <\_ Kappa _/>
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November 2014
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I cam I saw I came I saw

twitchquotes: I came πŸƒ I saw πŸ‘€ I came πŸƒ I saw πŸ‘€ I praise πŸ™ the Lord πŸ˜‡ then break πŸ’₯ the law πŸ‘©β€βš–οΈ I take πŸ–οΈ what's mine πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ then take πŸ–οΈ some more 😌 It rains 🌧️ it pours ⛆ it rains 🌧️ it pours ⛆
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August 2018

Sorry I've dropped my bag of Religious Symbols

twitchquotes: β˜ͺ ✑ † ☨ ✞ ✝ β˜₯ ☦ β˜“ ♁ ☩ β˜ͺ ✑ † ☨ ✞ ✝ β˜₯ ☦ β˜“ ♁ ☩ β˜ͺ ✑ † ☨ ✞ ✝ β˜₯ ☦ β˜“ ♁ ☩ Sorry I've dropped my bag of Religious Symbols β˜ͺ ✑ † ☨ ✞ ✝ β˜₯ ☦ β˜“ ♁ ☩ .β˜ͺ ✑ † ☨ ✞ ✝ β˜₯ ☦ β˜“ ♁ ☩ β˜ͺ ✑ † ☨ ✞ ✝ β˜₯ ☦ β˜“ ♁ ☩
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August 2015
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By the order of Donald of the house Trump

twitchquotes: SMOrc By the order of Donald of the house Trump SMOrc First of his name SMOrc True heir of these United States SMOrc Builder of Walls, Protector of the Border SMOrc I deport you from this chat
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October 2016

Priced in

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.
December 2020

Classic

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Rudy Giuliani brings a plate of evidence

Holy shit. Rudy Giuliani came into the presser to bring me a plate of election fraud evidence and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of evidence out of his hand. He started yelling "HEEEREEE'S KRAKEN!" at me and I cut the live feed on him. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to Rudy but I’m literally in shock from the evidence tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want to Build Back Betterβ„’. I want Biden to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Michigan???? This is so fucked.
November 2020

2020 US Election

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