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What happened to this ad? :(
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Reynad and Kripp lay sprawled across the bed
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Reynad and Kripp lay sprawled across the bed, every inch of them exhausted from the rigorous topdecking that had just occurred. "Your deck was crazy" Kripp whimpered before remebering that he'd forgotten to pay. He grabbed a few coins from his emergency OJ stash. "Welcome to the five dollar club" he said as Reynad oiled up for the brofist.
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Reynad
KappaPride
Kripp, this is Aquaman, King of the Seas
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Kripp, this is Aquaman, King of the Seas, and I need your help. The salinity of our oceans has reached an all-time low, and only you, with your incredible salt output, can restore them to their proper levels. The fate of countless species of fish and other marine life rests in your scrawny vegan hands. Lend me your aid and I will reveal the ancient Atlantean cure for male-pattern baldness! Aquaman out!
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Kripp
my brother is the best cook
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myπ½ brother π± is the bestπ₯cook π§βπ³because π£with 2οΈβ£ eggsπ₯π₯1οΈβ£sausageπand a cupπ₯of milkπΌheπ±can fillβ¬οΈmyπ©tummyπ€°for9οΈβ£π£monthsπ
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Kripp invites twitch chat to his wedding
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Kripp
Hippo
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