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[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] I ain't saying Rania's a DongDigger, but she ain't messin with no broke krippers [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
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And for a moment the two felt unsalted
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I love salt too.” Reynad confessed, as he slipped his feminine hand into Kripp’s and smirked. “Are you trying to top-deck me?” protests Kripparroni, as Saltnad blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Kripp. “Weak tempo play, Reynad.” The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and for a moment the two felt unsalted.
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Hafu is jealous of Rania
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Ｋｒｉｐｐ！！！ Ｉ ａｍ ｖｅｒｙ ｓａｄ ａｎｄ ｊｅａｌｏｕｓ ｔｈａｔ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｌｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｔｈｉｓ ‘‘ｕｎｄｅｒｆｌｏｗｒ’’ ｈａｖｅ ａｌｌ ｙｏｕｒ ｓａｌｔ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｎｉｇｈｔ， ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｔａｌｋ ｔｏ ｍｅ ａｇａｉｎ ｗｉｔｈ ｌｏｖｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｍａｄｅ ｉｎ ｃｈｉｎａ ｗｉｆｅ Ｈａｆｕ ♡♡♡ Ｐｌｚ ｎｏ ｃｏｐｙ ｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏ ｃｈｉｎｇ ｃｈｏｎｇ ｐｉｎｇ ｐｏｎｇ ｎｉｐｎｏｎｇ ｃｈａｎｇｅｒｉｎｏ ｎｏｏｄｌｅｒｉｎｏ ｂｏｋ ｃｈｏｙ ｋｕｎｇ ｐａｏｒｉｎｏ
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The Ghost of Gaming Future
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The Ghost of Gaming Future shows Kripp a nice house in the Toronto suburbs. Inside, Kripp, Rania and their sons are happily gaming as a family. "This isn't so bad," says Kripp. "Look closer," speaks the Ghost. Kripp looks in horror to see his sons are using tablets and playing browser cash-shop games. "This is your future Casualarrian."
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Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur
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Hi Kripp, this is Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur from 194 B.C .... I came to warn you about the extinction of Herbivores and the 'never lucky' curse it bestows on us. Kripp, you must eat meat immediately! If you don't, a giant "MEAT-EOR" will crash into earth and extinct us all... again... Us Herbivores were wrong. WE WERE WRONG! 
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Hearthstone
First, some perspective. I'm a PURIFY-PRIEST player
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First, some perspective. I'm a PURIFY-PRIEST player. If you don't know what that is, it's not important, just know it's a deck I'm very passionate about and that I've played for three years now. That's right, I've played the same deck for the years, and it's never gotten stale. Why? Because the enjoyment comes from mastering the deck, from fine tuning my decision making, my sequencing, from learning how to play around the latest and greatest shenanigans.
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