[Copypasta] Not enough brofisting

twitchquotes: Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Bro-Fist-All-My-Subs, this'll be the last pasta I ever send your ***. It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two pastas; I wrote the Kappas on 'em perfect. I'm in the chat right now, spamming penises in r9k. Hey Kripp, I drank a fifth of OJ, you dare me to riot?

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November 2014

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

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Kripp likes his relationships the way he likes games, casual

twitchquotes: 'Pls,' says the Rania, begging Kripp to propose to her. 'My family will be forevr shamed if we no marry.' But the Kripparrian doesn't respond. Instead, he continues playing hearth of stone, the game of casuals. He is too afraid of commitment in a hardcore relationship. Because in the end, the Kripparrian likes his relationships the way he likes his games—casual.

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July 2014

Kripp

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~•　　　　 ~•　　　　　　　　~•　　　　　　　~•　　　　~• 　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　　　　　　~• ~• 　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　 ~• 　　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~• 　　　　　　　　~• 　　　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　　　　　　~•

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November 2014

Kripp

Canadaland

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March 2014

Kripp

With this dust of a Dorito chip, I use this chant to summon Kripp!

twitchquotes: (つ•̀ᴥ•́)つ*:･ﾟ✧ With this dust of a Dorito™ chip, I use this chant to summon Kripp! (つ•̀ᴥ•́)つ*:･ﾟ✧

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August 2015

Kripp

Attention Twitch Chat. Kappa IS BEING REMOVED

twitchquotes: ItsBoshyTime

ATTENTION TWITCH CHAT. Kappa

IS BEING REMOVED BY NAZI ADMINS. PLEASE SPAM Kappa

SO THEY DO NOT REMOVE THE EMOTE. ItsBoshyTime

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February 2016

Kripp

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[Copypasta] Not enough brofisting

Kripp likes his relationships the way he likes games, casual

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

Canadaland

With this dust of a Dorito chip, I use this chant to summon Kripp!

Attention Twitch Chat. Kappa IS BEING REMOVED

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