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They say 9 out of 10 twitch users are dumb. I'm so glad to be in the other 1 percent
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(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Bring on the PLEBOLUTION
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Dear subs, I may be a pleb but I am a human being. Please stop taking out your BDSM fantasies of caging us to satisfy your sexual frustration. Bring on the PLEBOLUTION α(Ψ¨_Ψ¨)α
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plebs vs subs
Trump got kicked out of Blizzcon
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Trump got kicked out of Blizzcon when security asked him a question and he refused to answer unless they gave him $4.99
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One hour of Trump's streaming per evening
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I'm not allowed to take sleep inducement medication, because of a previous addictions to psychoactive drugs. So, my doctor instead prescribed 1 hour of Trump's stream per evening. 
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Our most powerful technique - Submode
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"You are Anakin no longer, but Darth Vader. Rise my young apprentince," says Palpatine to the new Darth Vader. "My master, can you teach me how to resurrect the dead through the force?" asks Vader. Trump smirks, "In time, my apprentice, but first you must learn our most powerful technique - Sub Mode."
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