[Copypasta] A single Dongerbill can save a life

twitchquotes: Hello, I'm Sarah McLanchdong. Every day millions of poor, helpless dongers go unraised everyday. Dongers that are abused and negated, like this poor fellow ༼ ▀̿ ̿ ل͟ຈ ༽. For just one Dongerbill [̲$̲(̲ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲)̲$̲] a day we can help save these forgotten dongers (◉_☢) ༼ ͝°ʖಠ ༽ ( ͡°ل͜ º) from a life time of being lowered. Your there only hope, because just a minute of your time and a single Dongerbill [̲$̲(̲ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲)̲$̲] can save a life.
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November 2014

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Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth: ~ KappaPride 　　　 ~ KappaPride 　　　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　　 　~ KappaPride ~ KappaPride 　 　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　 　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　~ KappaPride 　　　　　　~ KappaPride 　 　　　~ KappaPride
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