[Copypasta] I have a 197 word essay due tomorrow

twitchquotes: fck my life!!! I have a 197 word essay due tomorrow and I have no idea where to start. Just WAIT till you kiddies have real homework, then we will see how much time you have to spam in here
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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OJ Overdose

twitchquotes: γƒ½ΰΌΌΚ˜ΜšΩ„ΝœΚ˜ΜšΰΌ½οΎ‰ OJ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴅᴏsᴇ γƒ½ΰΌΌΚ˜ΜšΩ„ΝœΚ˜ΜšΰΌ½οΎ‰
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Hey guys a little bit sick today

twitchquotes: ResidentSleeper Hey guys a little bit sick today ResidentSleeper kinda tired cuz I didn't sleep well ResidentSleeper gonna be another short stream ResidentSleeper we're going to clear up some dallies on the free accounts first ResidentSleeper we'll do some arena later ResidentSleeper
twitch chat
October 2015
Kripp

RIP Kattarian

twitchquotes: 2003-2014 R I P Kattarian, you will be missed. I know Kripp would do unspeakable sexual things to you off stream and he killed you in a salt rage after getting top decked and then tells us that you are "temporarily gone" but just know this, chat loved you and we know you're in a better place safe from Kripp's evil
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

When a streamer complains it's seen as letting some steam out...

twitchquotes: WΚœα΄‡Ι΄ α΄€ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ α΄„α΄α΄α΄˜ΚŸα΄€ΙͺΙ΄s Ιͺα΄›'s sᴇᴇɴ α΄€s ΚŸα΄‡α΄›α΄›ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ sᴏᴍᴇ sᴛᴇᴀᴍ α΄α΄œα΄›. Bα΄œα΄› α΄‘Κœα΄‡Ι΄ KΚ€Ιͺᴘᴘ sα΄›Κ€α΄€α΄˜s α΄€ 30150-ALQAIDA ʙᴏᴍʙᴠᴇsα΄› α΄‘Ιͺα΄›Κœ Κ™α΄œΙͺΚŸα΄› ΙͺΙ΄ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴛᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴏɴᴀᴛΙͺᴏɴ α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄€ 15 ᴍᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴇxᴘʟᴏsΙͺᴏɴ Κ€α΄€α΄…Ιͺᴜs ᴏɴ ʜΙͺs α΄„Κœα΄‡sα΄› α΄€Ι΄α΄… ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ʜΙͺs ᴑᴀʏ ᴛᴏ α΄›Κœα΄‡ BʟΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€Κ€α΄… HᴇᴀᴅQα΄œα΄€Κ€α΄›α΄‡Κ€s Κ™α΄‡α΄„α΄€α΄œsᴇ Κœα΄‡ ʟᴏsα΄› ᴛᴏ α΄€ PΚΚ€α΄Κ™ΚŸα΄€sα΄›... Κœα΄‡'s α΄„α΄€ΚŸΚŸα΄‡α΄… sα΄€ΚŸα΄›Κ?
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Patrick Star - I am back

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August 2015
Kripp
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