[Copypasta] John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS

twitchquotes: Greetings Kripp, it is I, John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS. It has come to my attention that children are using my invention for malicious reasons. Please send me your address, phone number, credit card and social security numbers so I can help you fix this problem.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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Petition to fly Kripp down to Houston

twitchquotes: I am starting a petition to fly Kripp down to Houston to aid in the Hurricane Harvey relief effort. The unprecedented levels of PJSalt that spew from his mouth will reduce the water levels by at least 75%. One copy pasterino = 1 prayer BlessRNG
twitch chat
September 2017
Kripp

I have to tell you guys something that is very important indeed

twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

KappaPride

Getting meme'd

twitchquotes: Kripp my friend bought your Stupid Lizard shirt and he told me he got meme'd! I can't believe you'd go out in the world and do that? Meme someone. I'll have you know my best dog was meme'd back in 'Nam. It ruined him. RIP dog
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Hello my beautiful goddess Kripp

twitchquotes: Hello my beautiful goddess Kripp. I saw your stream and figured I'd try writing you. You are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a privilege getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out. Hope to hear from you soon, sincerely *nazi mod*, your friendly neighborhood white knight.
twitch chat
February 2016
Kripp

MODS

Stuck in Kripp's basement

twitchquotes: |ฬ…|(ฬ…|ฬ…โ—‰ฬ…|ฬ…โ—กฬ…|ฬ…โ—”ฬ…|ฬ…)ฬ…| HELP I'M STUCK IN KRIPP'S BASEMENT |ฬ…|(ฬ…|ฬ…โ—‰ฬ…|ฬ…โ—กฬ…|ฬ…โ—”ฬ…|ฬ…)ฬ…|
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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