[Copypasta] John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS

Copy pasta makes you look Italian and vegan

twitchquotes: Remember boys and girls, its not good to copy pasta. It makes you look Italian and vegan and can be detrimental to your health and peers if you display unwanted or annoying text, repetitive chat, and rude/disrespectful words.

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October 2014

Kripp

Brofist

twitchquotes: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey Kripp, here's a "brofist" for you. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp. We scanned our ancestry data-base and it appears you're related to the dinosaur known as Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur from 194 B.C We have tried contacting him, but it appears he died from a giant 'Meat-eor' sent from Villa the Spaghettisaurus from space. We fear he's making giant meatballs again, we recommend going carnivorous or earth could be doomed again!

twitch chat

June 2017

Kripp

Eredar Lord of the Casual Legion

twitchquotes: ＹＯＵＦＡＣＥＫＲＩＰＰＡＲＲＩＡＮ：ＥＲＥＤＡＲＬＯＲＤＯＦＴＨＥＣＡＳＵＡＬＬＥＧＩＯＮ

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage

twitchquotes: A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage far too small for himself. Malnourished because of his "vegan" diet, his ribs are clearly visible through his coat. He barely has the energy to move, let alone enjoy life. Yet, he knows there's hope. He knows he could draw attention to himself, as he hears Kripp constantly talking to someone. In a single act of defiance, Dex barks to draw attention to his dire situation. "Quiet, Dex" is his only reply as Kripp ignores his pleas yet again.

twitch chat

March 2018

Kripp

[Copypasta] John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS

Copy pasta makes you look Italian and vegan

Brofist

Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp

Eredar Lord of the Casual Legion

A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage

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