twitchquotes:
DotA, LoL, HoN and HoTS are just a copy of Pong, and Pong is a copy of tennis
twitch chat
Reynad
Waiting for adblock to be disabled
More Reynad Copypastas
Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon
twitchquotes:
Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon. "Never lucky", he says. "I wouldn't say that", says a voice to his side. Reynad rolls over and to his surprise, it's a hot grill. "Wow! How did I manage this?", he asks. "You are very persuasive", purrs the grill. "What's your name?" Reynad asks. "Chat calls me Scamaz", Scamaz laughs as he pulls off his wig.
twitch chat
Reynad
Are you ready for my demolisher?
twitchquotes:
Reynad moaned softly as Hyp3d pressed up against him. "Are you ready for my demolisher?" quipped Hyp3d. Reynad gave a short gasp "B-But it's too early, you donβt have enough mana!" Hyp3d shyly replies, "I've got a Coin-dom right here."
twitch chat
Reynad
All MOBAs copied Pong
twitchquotes:
DotA, LoL, HoN and HoTS are just a copy of Pong, and Pong is a copy of tennis
twitch chat
Reynad
Don't use that catheter on my bum bumarino
twitchquotes:
Hello Gino "No Cappuccino" Pastarino here. I see you are using one of Reynad's copyrighted decks. You must pay...wait you are Reynadarino climbing ladderino? My badarino. Please forgivarino Lord Reynard. I give much love. Don't use that catheter on my bum bumarino like you did last time-arino. With no cappucino Love, Gino Pastarino
twitch chat
Reynad
Do you know who I am? I am a 4.0 STEM Major
twitchquotes:
Do you know who the fuck you're talking to right now? I'm a 4.0 STEM major with a full ride to a top ten university. I'm in the 97th percentile of IQ intelligence (the test wouldn't go any higher). I literally tip the scales with my intelligence. I am the furthest thing from a "twitch chat idiot".
twitch chat
Reynad