Riot Games copypastas

NA “Near Airport” Worlds speedrunning

twitchquotes: NA “Near Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL Worlds Championship, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.

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October 2020

Riot Games

League of Legends

EU vs NA

NA “Near Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL Worlds Championship, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.

NA, aka "Not Advancing"

twitchquotes: NA, aka "Not Advancing" is a region known for their brief yearly appearance in the group stage of worlds, where they manage to disappoint despite having zero expectations

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October 2019

Riot Games

League of Legends

EU vs NA

NA, aka "Not Advancing" is a region known for their brief yearly appearance in the group stage of worlds, where they manage to disappoint despite having zero expectations

Mitch and Reynad

twitchquotes: Mitch release Reynad from their passionate embrace to catch his breath. He holds Reynad's gaze intently, "Reynad, this is just like the arcane dream all over again". Reynad smiles and whispers, "Mitch let me show you what a real Tempo Storm is all about" and unzips his pants.

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May 2016

Riot Games

KappaPride

Mitch release Reynad from their passionate embrace to catch his breath. He holds Reynad's gaze intently, "Reynad, this is just like the arcane dream all over again". Reynad smiles and whispers, "Mitch let me show you what a real Tempo Storm is all about" and unzips his pants. KappaPride

My Chat Experience

twitchquotes: ᕕ ᕗ MY CHAT EXPERIENCE ᕕ ᕗ ᕕ ᕗ ᕕ ᕗ ᕕ ᕗ

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February 2016

Riot Games

ᕕ BibleThump ᕗ MY CHAT EXPERIENCE ᕕ MingLee ᕗ ᕕ Kappa ᕗ ᕕ cmonBruh ᕗ ᕕ ANELE ᕗ

NA, aka 'No Achievements'

twitchquotes: NA, aka 'No Achievements' is the weakest region in the professional League of Legends scene. They are specifically known for their clown fiestas and never winning anything worthwhile in the history of League of Legends.

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November 2019

Riot Games

League of Legends

EU vs NA

NA, aka 'No Achievements' is the weakest region in the professional League of Legends scene. They are specifically known for their clown fiestas and never winning anything worthwhile in the history of League of Legends.

Zven checks his PayPal

twitchquotes: After his loss, Zven stays up deep into the night. As the rest of TSM sleeps, he opens up a new window to check his PayPal. A smile stretches across his face

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April 2019

Riot Games

Classic

League of Legends

After his loss, Zven stays up deep into the night. As the rest of TSM sleeps, he opens up a new window to check his PayPal. A smile stretches across his face

LETS THINK OF A NEW CHAMPION

twitchquotes: WELCOME RIOTERS LETS THINK OF A NEW CHAMPION SHE SHOULD ONE SHOT YOU FROM A SCREEN AND A HALF AWAY GETS FREE SUMMONERS AND CROWD CONTROL SOUNDS GOOD

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August 2018

Riot Games

League of Legends

4Head WELCOME RIOTERS 4Head LETS THINK OF A NEW CHAMPION 4Head SHE SHOULD ONE SHOT YOU FROM A SCREEN AND A HALF AWAY 4Head GETS FREE SUMMONERS 4Head AND CROWD CONTROL 4Head SOUNDS GOOD 4Head

TSM wonned?

twitchquotes: Did TSM wonned?

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April 2014

Riot Games

League of Legends

Did TSM wonned? Kappa

Give me back my NA LCS spot

twitchquotes: ᕕ ᕗ GIVE ME BACK MY NA LCS SPOT ᕕ ᕗ

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February 2016

Riot Games

League of Legends

ᕕ Kappa ᕗ GIVE ME BACK MY NA LCS SPOT ᕕ NotATK ᕗ

Trump Wall

twitchquotes: TRUMP WALL

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April 2016

Riot Games

TBCheesePull TRUMP WALL TBCheesePull

THE ONLY WORLD RECORD NA OWNS

twitchquotes: THE ONLY WORLD RECORD NA OWNS IS LOSING THE QUICKEST INTERNATIONNAL BO5 TO EUROPE

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July 2019

Riot Games

League of Legends

EU vs NA

LUL THE LUL ONLY LUL WORLD LUL RECORD LUL NA LUL OWNS LUL IS LUL LOSING LUL THE LUL QUICKEST LUL INTERNATIONNAL LUL BO5 LUL TO LUL EUROPE LUL

Where can I find the NA skins

twitchquotes: Hey Chat! I noticed most teams have skins for their region SKT for Korea FNC for Europe And apparently IG will be getting some for China Where can I find the NA skins

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March 2019

Riot Games

League of Legends

EU vs NA

4Head Hey Chat! 4Head I noticed most teams 4Head have skins for their region 4Head SKT for Korea 4Head FNC for Europe 4Head And apparently IG 4Head will be getting some for China 4Head Where can I find 4Head the NA skins 4Head

Why aren't there any NA teams at Worlds?

twitchquotes: Hi guys I’m new here. But isn’t this a Worldwide league of legends championship? I think It’s really unfair that there aren’t any NA teams, why isn’t such a huge, skilled, representative portion of the playerbase not participating?

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November 2019

Riot Games

League of Legends

Hi guys I’m new here. But isn’t this a Worldwide league of legends championship? I think It’s really unfair that there aren’t any NA teams, why isn’t such a huge, skilled, representative portion of the playerbase not participating?

Illuminati confirmed. Get rekt CLG

twitchquotes: FInals being played in MSG. Who else plays in MSG? The Knicks. Who's with the Knicks? Phil Jackson. What is Phil Jackson famous for? 3-peats. What is TSM trying to do today? 3-peat. Illuminati confirmed. Get rekt CLG.

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August 2015

Riot Games

League of Legends

FInals being played in MSG. Who else plays in MSG? The Knicks. Who's with the Knicks? Phil Jackson. What is Phil Jackson famous for? 3-peats. What is TSM trying to do today? 3-peat. Illuminati confirmed. Get rekt CLG.

TSM AKA "Throws Six Matches"

twitchquotes: TSM AKA "Throws Six Matches" is a North American team known for their questionable play and inability to win a game. They are currently found in Gate 06 of the Shanghai Pudong Airport making up excuses for not winning a single game at Worlds.

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October 2020

Riot Games

League of Legends

TSM AKA "Throws Six Matches" is a North American team known for their questionable play and inability to win a game. They are currently found in Gate 06 of the Shanghai Pudong Airport making up excuses for not winning a single game at Worlds.

Don't feel too bad after Team Liquid destroys G2

twitchquotes: Hey EU fans, don't feel too bad after Team Liquid absolutely destroys G2 tonight. Being the 2nd best region in the world (after North America of course) is still something to be very proud of! 🙂

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May 2019

Riot Games

Classic

League of Legends

EU vs NA

Hey EU fans, don't feel too bad after Team Liquid absolutely destroys G2 tonight. Being the 2nd best region in the world (after North America of course) is still something to be very proud of! 🙂

TL waiting for TSM at the airport

twitchquotes: 📞 HELLO TSM? 📞 TL HERE 📞 WE ARE WAITING AT THE MCDONALDS BY GATE 06 📞

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October 2020

Riot Games

League of Legends

EU vs NA

📞 4Head HELLO TSM? 📞 4Head TL HERE 📞 4Head WE ARE WAITING AT THE MCDONALDS BY GATE 06 📞

G2, aka “Gold 2”

twitchquotes: G2, aka “Gold 2”, named after their players average skill level. They are currently the best team in EU and are best known for their inting midlaner, CRAPS, and their inability to defeat PVB, Vietnam’s worst team.

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September 2019

Riot Games

League of Legends

G2, aka “Gold 2”, named after their players average skill level. They are currently the best team in EU and are best known for their inting midlaner, CRAPS, and their inability to defeat PVB, Vietnam’s worst team.

Why isn't NA in Worlds?

twitchquotes: Hey guys I’m new here. But isn’t this a Worldwide league of legends championship? I think It’s really unfair that there aren’t any NA teams, why isn’t such a huge, skilled, representative portion of the playerbase not participating?

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October 2020

Riot Games

League of Legends

Hey guys I’m new here. But isn’t this a Worldwide league of legends championship? I think It’s really unfair that there aren’t any NA teams, why isn’t such a huge, skilled, representative portion of the playerbase not participating?

LCS, aka "Lowest Championship Series"

twitchquotes: LCS, aka "Lowest Championship Series", is a League for Riot Games that is often ridiculed for it's ARAM games and questionable Pyke and Jayce games. It is specifically known for it's losing in the fastest international Best of Five

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July 2019

Riot Games

EU vs NA

LCS, aka "Lowest Championship Series", is a League for Riot Games that is often ridiculed for it's ARAM games and questionable Pyke and Jayce games. It is specifically known for it's losing in the fastest international Best of Five