he doesn't zerk off in a box
he doesn't zerk off with a fox
he doesn't zerk off here or there
he doesn't zerk off anywhere
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he doesn't zerk off in a box
he doesn't zerk off with a fox
he doesn't zerk off here or there
he doesn't zerk off anywhere
soju ponders with the idea of slamming a cav spat. hovering his chain over his spatula while he contemplates. suddenly, he slips - accidentally slamming the cav spat ON HIMSELF. twitch chat watches as soju twists and morphs into a horse live on stream. he stares into the camera... "it's a neighth"
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soju ponders with the idea of slamming a cav spat. hovering his chain over his spatula while he contemplates. suddenly, he slips - accidentally slamming the cav spat ON HIMSELF. twitch chat watches as soju twists and morphs into a horse live on stream. he stares into the camera... "it's a neighth"
The show could have been less racist and less racist. This is where I will go on a rant.
Submitted by:anonymous
The show could have been less racist and less racist. This is where I will go on a rant.
There is no such thing as freedom of speech on Twitch. Freedom of speech means the Government can't police your speech. None of us are government actors. This is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship with the head of said dictatorship being the streamer and the enforcement of the dictators laws falling to the mods
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MuH FrEeDoM Of SpeEch
There is no such thing as freedom of speech on Twitch. Freedom of speech means the Government can't police your speech. None of us are government actors. This is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship with the head of said dictatorship being the streamer and the enforcement of the dictators laws falling to the mods
Mods, I am truly humbled by the timeout. Due to the stupidity of my actions, I've recognised that I've learned my lesson and will no longer make the same mistake by copying and paste again. Here's to a better chat.
Submitted by:anonymous
Humbled timeout
Mods, I am truly humbled by the timeout. Due to the stupidity of my actions, I've recognised that I've learned my lesson and will no longer make the same mistake by copying and paste again. Here's to a better chat.
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Submitted by:anonymous
你想要的
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This bastard showed up at my school as a substitute once. He comes is and is posturing like he’s really tall and large but the guy couldn’t be more than 5’4”. The class starts and he is just sitting there in quietly staring forward in the front of the class with an awfully distorted picture of his face that said “The required information is in the lab directions” but he never handed us anything. This goes on for a minute until one of the talkative kids just asks if he is okay he hadn’t even taken a breath yet and veins were popping out of his neck and forehead. The moment the kid made a noise he stated wildly shaking his head around while making high pitched laser(?) sounds. Worst period of geology I’ve ever had. The rest was just him passing out the lab sheet but he would just hold it toward them motionless until they reached for it and he would snatch it away and laugh at them right in their face. Couldn’t find a more fucked guy if I tried. I'll edit in the image if anyone got a pic of it.
Submitted by:anonymous
Zum
This bastard showed up at my school as a substitute once. He comes is and is posturing like he’s really tall and large but the guy couldn’t be more than 5’4”. The class starts and he is just sitting there in quietly staring forward in the front of the class with an awfully distorted picture of his face that said “The required information is in the lab directions” but he never handed us anything. This goes on for a minute until one of the talkative kids just asks if he is okay he hadn’t even taken a breath yet and veins were popping out of his neck and forehead. The moment the kid made a noise he stated wildly shaking his head around while making high pitched laser(?) sounds. Worst period of geology I’ve ever had. The rest was just him passing out the lab sheet but he would just hold it toward them motionless until they reached for it and he would snatch it away and laugh at them right in their face. Couldn’t find a more fucked guy if I tried. I'll edit in the image if anyone got a pic of it.
HEY SONICq!!111!! DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A LONG FAT STICK NEAR YOUR LEGS?!?!??!?!?!?! HEHEHEHEHHE
Imagine b-🤢🤢🤢🤢 imagine being br-🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 I can't even bring myself to say it 🤒😷... okay... here goes.🤢.. Imagine being British 🤮🤢🤮🤢
Submitted by:anonymous
Imagine b-🤢🤢🤢🤢 imagine being br-🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 I can't even bring myself to say it 🤒😷... okay... here goes.🤢.. Imagine being British 🤮🤢🤮🤢
hey its me silky the spider today i just committed murder and fumo plushie abuse and yes i am female hehehhehehehehehehehheheheaw
anyways ima go commit russian taxes
hey its me silky the spider today i just committed murder and fumo plushie abuse and yes i am female hehehhehehehehehehehheheheaw
anyways ima go commit russian taxes
Have your heard of the popular hit game among us? It’s a really cool game where 1-3 imposters try to kill off the crewmates, while the crew has to finish their tasks or vote off the imposters to win. It’s 5 dollars on steam and other consoles but it is free on App Store and Google Play.
Submitted by:anonymous
Have your heard of the popular hit game among us? It’s a really cool game where 1-3 imposters try to kill off the crewmates, while the crew has to finish their tasks or vote off the imposters to win. It’s 5 dollars on steam and other consoles but it is free on App Store and Google Play.
Yin Ziqi had besieged the city for a long time. The food in the city had run out. The dwellers traded their children to eat and cooked bodies of the dead. Fears were spread and worse situations were expected. At this time, Zhang Xun took his concubine out and killed her in front of his soldiers in order to feed them. He said, "You have been working hard at protecting this city for the country wholeheartedly. Your loyalty is uncompromised despite the long-lasting hunger. Since I can't cut out my own flesh to feed you, how can I keep this woman and just ignore the dangerous situation?" All the soldiers cried, and they did not want to eat. Zhang Xun ordered them to eat the flesh. Afterwards, they caught the women in the city. After the women were run out, they turned to old and young males. 20,000 to 30,000 people were eaten. People always remained loyal.
— Old Book of Tang, Chapter 137.
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Yin Ziqi had besieged the city for a long time. The food in the city had run out. The dwellers traded their children to eat and cooked bodies of the dead. Fears were spread and worse situations were expected. At this time, Zhang Xun took his concubine out and killed her in front of his soldiers in order to feed them. He said, "You have been working hard at protecting this city for the country wholeheartedly. Your loyalty is uncompromised despite the long-lasting hunger. Since I can't cut out my own flesh to feed you, how can I keep this woman and just ignore the dangerous situation?" All the soldiers cried, and they did not want to eat. Zhang Xun ordered them to eat the flesh. Afterwards, they caught the women in the city. After the women were run out, they turned to old and young males. 20,000 to 30,000 people were eaten. People always remained loyal.
— Old Book of Tang, Chapter 137.
People are fucking stupid and love shitting on competitors that could benefit THEM. You can see it with ppl shitting on Epic while epic does more for developers. You can see it on ppl shitting on mixer and rooting for it to fail, to then come back to a bunch of ads and low bitrate on twitch. Ppl are fucking stupid
Submitted by:anonymous
People are fucking stupid and love shitting on competitors that could benefit THEM. You can see it with ppl shitting on Epic while epic does more for developers. You can see it on ppl shitting on mixer and rooting for it to fail, to then come back to a bunch of ads and low bitrate on twitch. Ppl are fucking stupid
Caraca. uau. tinha um namorado que gozava em todas as minhas comidas: no mousse, no feijão, na lasanha... era eu querer comer alguma coisa e lá vinha ele rechear com seu leite. eu simplesmente adorava, e sempre tinha leite naquela mamadeira. pena que namoramos pouco tempo. morreu
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Caraca. uau. tinha um namorado que gozava em todas as minhas comidas: no mousse, no feijão, na lasanha... era eu querer comer alguma coisa e lá vinha ele rechear com seu leite. eu simplesmente adorava, e sempre tinha leite naquela mamadeira. pena que namoramos pouco tempo. morreu
3 hours away from LA. I am hoping to land the movie deal. I am just a small town boy from Canada and this is my dream. I am hoping to get my foot in the door and become one of the best Canadian actors of our generation. I got this!
Submitted by:Murrdoggin
A copypasta about a Canadian
3 hours away from LA. I am hoping to land the movie deal. I am just a small town boy from Canada and this is my dream. I am hoping to get my foot in the door and become one of the best Canadian actors of our generation. I got this!
hey [streamer name], if you don't turn on your facecam right now in 10 seconds, this man will actually die of covid Kreygasm
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hey [streamer name], if you don't turn on your facecam right now in 10 seconds, this man will actually die of covid Kreygasm
Stare @Bleachy tries to play Minecraft with his friends, he calls them real, but because bleachy isn't real and can't hurt you, he cant communicate with them. He's just a sad ghost boi demon trying to interact with his friends but only ever sees them having fun... that gust of cold wind.. or strange noise in the distance... that's bleachy mikeWeird
Submitted by:lllLamp
Bleachy is cringe
Stare @Bleachy tries to play Minecraft with his friends, he calls them real, but because bleachy isn't real and can't hurt you, he cant communicate with them. He's just a sad ghost boi demon trying to interact with his friends but only ever sees them having fun... that gust of cold wind.. or strange noise in the distance... that's bleachy mikeWeird