Speaking of obnoxious, we should mention that it's probably not a good idea to learn the words to this song and sing it really loud over and over again at inappropriate times and places (at school, during weddings, funerals, religious ceremonies, and/or birthday parties for old people).
The only time it IS proper to irritate everybody in the room by singing this song repeatedly, and at ridiculously high volumes, is during the following events: Graduation from kindergarten ceremonies, pet birthday parties, promposals, gender-reveal parties – especially ones with Disney themes, any time you see cake with yellow frosting, when someone mistakenly says "foilage" instead of "foliage," "nukular" instead of "nuclear," or "I could care less," instead of "I couldn't care less."
Let's see – what else?
Oh, yeah: engagement parties!!! I mean, come on! Isn't it enough that we have to give up a whole SATURDAY to come to your lousy wedding? And now we have to do THIS, TOO? Trust us: nobody cares!!! You and those yellow-frosted cake eatin' foilage frolickin' promposal people need to realise that the world doesn't revolve around you and your never-ending need for validation!!!
Oh, also baby showers–
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Speaking of obnoxious, we should mention that it's probably not a good idea to learn the words to this song and sing it really loud over and over again at inappropriate times and places (at school, during weddings, funerals, religious ceremonies, and/or birthday parties for old people).
The only time it IS proper to irritate everybody in the room by singing this song repeatedly, and at ridiculously high volumes, is during the following events: Graduation from kindergarten ceremonies, pet birthday parties, promposals, gender-reveal parties – especially ones with Disney themes, any time you see cake with yellow frosting, when someone mistakenly says "foilage" instead of "foliage," "nukular" instead of "nuclear," or "I could care less," instead of "I couldn't care less."
Let's see – what else?
Oh, yeah: engagement parties!!! I mean, come on! Isn't it enough that we have to give up a whole SATURDAY to come to your lousy wedding? And now we have to do THIS, TOO? Trust us: nobody cares!!! You and those yellow-frosted cake eatin' foilage frolickin' promposal people need to realise that the world doesn't revolve around you and your never-ending need for validation!!!
Oh, also baby showers–