Speaking of obnoxious, we should mention that it's probably not a good idea to learn the words to this song and sing it really loud over and over again at inappropriate times and places (at school, during weddings, funerals, religious ceremonies, and/or birthday parties for old people).
The only time it IS proper to irritate everybody in the room by singing this song repeatedly, and at ridiculously high volumes, is during the following events: Graduation from kindergarten ceremonies, pet birthday parties, promposals, gender-reveal parties – especially ones with Disney themes, any time you see cake with yellow frosting, when someone mistakenly says "foilage" instead of "foliage," "nukular" instead of "nuclear," or "I could care less," instead of "I couldn't care less."
Let's see – what else?
Oh, yeah: engagement parties!!! I mean, come on! Isn't it enough that we have to give up a whole SATURDAY to come to your lousy wedding? And now we have to do THIS, TOO? Trust us: nobody cares!!! You and those yellow-frosted cake eatin' foilage frolickin' promposal people need to realise that the world doesn't revolve around you and your never-ending need for validation!!!
Oh, also baby showers–
Submitted by:anonymous
Speaking of obnoxious, we should mention that it's probably not a good idea to learn the words to this song and sing it really loud over and over again at inappropriate times and places (at school, during weddings, funerals, religious ceremonies, and/or birthday parties for old people).
The only time it IS proper to irritate everybody in the room by singing this song repeatedly, and at ridiculously high volumes, is during the following events: Graduation from kindergarten ceremonies, pet birthday parties, promposals, gender-reveal parties – especially ones with Disney themes, any time you see cake with yellow frosting, when someone mistakenly says "foilage" instead of "foliage," "nukular" instead of "nuclear," or "I could care less," instead of "I couldn't care less."
Let's see – what else?
Oh, yeah: engagement parties!!! I mean, come on! Isn't it enough that we have to give up a whole SATURDAY to come to your lousy wedding? And now we have to do THIS, TOO? Trust us: nobody cares!!! You and those yellow-frosted cake eatin' foilage frolickin' promposal people need to realise that the world doesn't revolve around you and your never-ending need for validation!!!
Oh, also baby showers–
Bro, I went to the mall and there was this Christmas event there, but I thought it was super weird because the Santa Claus they had there was COMPLETELY NAKED, and his dick had this MASSIVE PHIMOSIS, and for some reason that turned me on?? So I went up and asked if I could sit on his phimosis dick, and he said yes, so I started riding that wrinkly-ass dick right there in the mall while people just stared at us. That shit made me SO HORNY I couldn’t stop twerking on his old man dick. I rode it so hard my ass started BLEEDING, and then he LICKED my bloody asshole clean. After that day, I went back to the mall EVERY SINGLE DAY just to ride that crusty phimosis cock.
Submitted by:anonymous
Bro, I went to the mall and there was this Christmas event there, but I thought it was super weird because the Santa Claus they had there was COMPLETELY NAKED, and his dick had this MASSIVE PHIMOSIS, and for some reason that turned me on?? So I went up and asked if I could sit on his phimosis dick, and he said yes, so I started riding that wrinkly-ass dick right there in the mall while people just stared at us. That shit made me SO HORNY I couldn’t stop twerking on his old man dick. I rode it so hard my ass started BLEEDING, and then he LICKED my bloody asshole clean. After that day, I went back to the mall EVERY SINGLE DAY just to ride that crusty phimosis cock.
you have 0 fundamentals. your whole gameplay is based on panic buttons, disrespecting frames with lees fast moves and mist step shenanigans. sorry but this is how i see it
Submitted by:anonymous
you have 0 fundamentals. your whole gameplay is based on panic buttons, disrespecting frames with lees fast moves and mist step shenanigans. sorry but this is how i see it
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the KDE dragon so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I log into my computer I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Konqi. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Konqi's tight dragon bussy. I want him to have my mutant human/dragon babies. WORLDSTREAM POWER
Submitted by:anonymous
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the KDE dragon so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I log into my computer I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Konqi. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Konqi's tight dragon bussy. I want him to have my mutant human/dragon babies. WORLDSTREAM POWER