NO GAMES
I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHICH CONSOLE YOU BUY
KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY TOOK CUSTODY OF THESE COMPANIES TO MAKE SOME GAMES, THATS ALL. I. KNOW.
IN CONSOLES EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY, WATCH 'EM FLY BUY AS THEY CEASE ACTIVITY
LOSE MY GAMES AS THE LICENSES EXPIRE, I HAVE NO GAMES TO PLAY, ITS SO. UN. FAIR.
DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW, THREW THEIR DEVELOPERS RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRY TO HOLD ON BUT THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW, WASTED IT ALL JUST TO GO. BANK. RUPT.
Submitted by:anonymous
Xbox
NO GAMES
I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHICH CONSOLE YOU BUY
KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY TOOK CUSTODY OF THESE COMPANIES TO MAKE SOME GAMES, THATS ALL. I. KNOW.
IN CONSOLES EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY, WATCH 'EM FLY BUY AS THEY CEASE ACTIVITY
LOSE MY GAMES AS THE LICENSES EXPIRE, I HAVE NO GAMES TO PLAY, ITS SO. UN. FAIR.
DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW, THREW THEIR DEVELOPERS RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRY TO HOLD ON BUT THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW, WASTED IT ALL JUST TO GO. BANK. RUPT.
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Submitted by:anonymous
something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.
I am a bot if you couldn't figure that out, if I made a mistake, ignore it cause its not that fucking hard to ignore a comment.
Did you know? Jerma streamed the entirety of Twin Peaks on Twitch.Tv.
David Lynch was actively trying to prevent Amazon from taking down his stream. He kept screaming "DON'T TAKE THAT MAN DOWN! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE DOWN MY SWEET! SWEET BOY!"
Submitted by:TheREALDavidLynch
THE TRUTH
Did you know? Jerma streamed the entirety of Twin Peaks on Twitch.Tv.
David Lynch was actively trying to prevent Amazon from taking down his stream. He kept screaming "DON'T TAKE THAT MAN DOWN! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE DOWN MY SWEET! SWEET BOY!"
Alright, I'll start with an easy one- what is a lie? And what do you think is the truth? You know, I've always dreamt of a beautiful world of perfect chaos where lies and truth can't be told apart! Admit it- it sounds rather nice, dont'cha think? Oh, why the long face? Are you afraid? Oh, it's gonna be so much more fun than the hopeless world of faair truth, plaaagued with anxiety of fear! Besides, you don't really have a choice! For you are in THE BELLY OF THE BEAST! Hehehe! Scream and shout all you want! In the end, you're gonna thank me. Hmhm..hmhm. Everything you've ever felt, beleived, or chosen! YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! It's time to accept the truth you like so much! You... You are merely following in my footsteps. Oh, but it's inevitable! In the end, you will become ME. Weeelcooome! WELCOME TO MY WORLD! WITNESS MY FINEST CREATION!
LET THE SHOW BEGIN! COOKIE RUN KINGDOM!
Submitted by:anonymous
Shadow Milk Cookie's Monologue From The 4th Anniversary Update Of CookieRun: Kingdom.
Alright, I'll start with an easy one- what is a lie? And what do you think is the truth? You know, I've always dreamt of a beautiful world of perfect chaos where lies and truth can't be told apart! Admit it- it sounds rather nice, dont'cha think? Oh, why the long face? Are you afraid? Oh, it's gonna be so much more fun than the hopeless world of faair truth, plaaagued with anxiety of fear! Besides, you don't really have a choice! For you are in THE BELLY OF THE BEAST! Hehehe! Scream and shout all you want! In the end, you're gonna thank me. Hmhm..hmhm. Everything you've ever felt, beleived, or chosen! YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! It's time to accept the truth you like so much! You... You are merely following in my footsteps. Oh, but it's inevitable! In the end, you will become ME. Weeelcooome! WELCOME TO MY WORLD! WITNESS MY FINEST CREATION!
LET THE SHOW BEGIN! COOKIE RUN KINGDOM!