A 4x6 signed photo of Donatella Versace is in my stomach.
Donatella Versace. She has been an idol of mine since I was just a little pre-embryonic boy. Each year for my birthday I would receive either a framed picture of her, or a poster of some sort. After the death of my parents, I had to start purchasing my own and to be frank, I preferred to. This year I kept it simple and I got a 4x6 photo of Donatella, it was actually signed. You could guess my joy was absolutely unmatched and I had it right on my nightstand. I would stroke my penis to this picture every night before bed and, jesus christ, I felt euphoric. Though for some reason, each night after I would slowly start to feel less happy, I couldn’t feel the same sensations I had before. I resorted to simply rubbing my fingers, and even my lips on the little picture and that seemed to work. I was starting to put the entire photograph in my mouth. I was historically known for having a big mouth, so there was no trouble in doing so. Though this time, I started to work it down my throat a little farther. And I believe my arm simply spasmed out or something and it knocked the frame down into my esophagus. I tried sticking my arm down because, well, I still had hope. But as soon as I felt it drop, I knew it was over. I could not tell if it has passed into my intestines, or is just sitting in my stomach acid, but really, I would like to know sooner or later because it has already been around 72 hours. If you are a licensed radiologist of some sort, please contact me on my MySpace page, you already know my name.
Benignly, yours truly.
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A 4x6 signed photo of Donatella Versace is in my stomach.
Donatella Versace. She has been an idol of mine since I was just a little pre-embryonic boy. Each year for my birthday I would receive either a framed picture of her, or a poster of some sort. After the death of my parents, I had to start purchasing my own and to be frank, I preferred to. This year I kept it simple and I got a 4x6 photo of Donatella, it was actually signed. You could guess my joy was absolutely unmatched and I had it right on my nightstand. I would stroke my penis to this picture every night before bed and, jesus christ, I felt euphoric. Though for some reason, each night after I would slowly start to feel less happy, I couldn’t feel the same sensations I had before. I resorted to simply rubbing my fingers, and even my lips on the little picture and that seemed to work. I was starting to put the entire photograph in my mouth. I was historically known for having a big mouth, so there was no trouble in doing so. Though this time, I started to work it down my throat a little farther. And I believe my arm simply spasmed out or something and it knocked the frame down into my esophagus. I tried sticking my arm down because, well, I still had hope. But as soon as I felt it drop, I knew it was over. I could not tell if it has passed into my intestines, or is just sitting in my stomach acid, but really, I would like to know sooner or later because it has already been around 72 hours. If you are a licensed radiologist of some sort, please contact me on my MySpace page, you already know my name.
Benignly, yours truly.
My favorite deck is the gren maju guy. he is very powerfull. special effect, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two faders and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you activate maxx c.
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My favorite deck is the gren maju guy. he is very powerfull. special effect, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two faders and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you activate maxx c.
Æ, Ø, Å! You ain’t got the Æ-Ø-Å! (Shamone) We got Æ-Ø-Å!
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Æ, Ø, Å! You ain’t got the Æ-Ø-Å! (Shamone) We got Æ-Ø-Å!
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Hi Momsters! My daughter has been acting very weird ever since she discovered the “see-bat reddit story”. She constantly screams things like “2 years” and “my girlfriend hates my sex music” everywhere we go and when she hears the word “bat” she screams “2 years”. I hope she isn’t related to the devil. We are from Jordan where this see-bat thing isn’t very known so we can’t find a cure for this. Please help! She’s only 13 and she even dropped out of school “to have more time to see-bat post” and “because school is a capitalist trap”. HELP ME MOMSTERS!
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Hi Momsters! My daughter has been acting very weird ever since she discovered the “see-bat reddit story”. She constantly screams things like “2 years” and “my girlfriend hates my sex music” everywhere we go and when she hears the word “bat” she screams “2 years”. I hope she isn’t related to the devil. We are from Jordan where this see-bat thing isn’t very known so we can’t find a cure for this. Please help! She’s only 13 and she even dropped out of school “to have more time to see-bat post” and “because school is a capitalist trap”. HELP ME MOMSTERS!
Hahaha cbat reddit amiright hahah I’m so funny hahahaha CBAT JOKE. goddam I should go on America’s got talent cuz I’m such a talented comedian who makes people hahaaa. I’m gonna make another epic style joke. Sex to Cbat for 2 years hahahahah DYING LMAO RFLLL HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU SCOTT FOR BEING A FAN OF RADIOHEAD AND NOT HUDSON MOHAWKE WHOS LAUGHING NOW??!!I AM BITCH IM A FUCKING COMEDIAN HAHA AHAHA SUCK ITTTT LOSER BAHHAHA U ATE YOUR PARENTS IN THE 9TH GRADE HAHS LIFE RUINED. HAHAHA
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Hahaha cbat reddit amiright hahah I’m so funny hahahaha CBAT JOKE. goddam I should go on America’s got talent cuz I’m such a talented comedian who makes people hahaaa. I’m gonna make another epic style joke. Sex to Cbat for 2 years hahahahah DYING LMAO RFLLL HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU SCOTT FOR BEING A FAN OF RADIOHEAD AND NOT HUDSON MOHAWKE WHOS LAUGHING NOW??!!I AM BITCH IM A FUCKING COMEDIAN HAHA AHAHA SUCK ITTTT LOSER BAHHAHA U ATE YOUR PARENTS IN THE 9TH GRADE HAHS LIFE RUINED. HAHAHA
Hello. My name is Rasmus and I own a bike shop in Copenhagen. I was just fixing an old cycle when some thin guy with glasses ran into my shop and started mumbling about random things. I couldn't understand what he was saying as his accent was really weird but I heard something about him being a Pimp and that 'Navy' were not a top 5 team. He then told me to follow his fitness journey and ran out of the shop without buying anything. Should I be worried?
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Fluke trophy
Hello. My name is Rasmus and I own a bike shop in Copenhagen. I was just fixing an old cycle when some thin guy with glasses ran into my shop and started mumbling about random things. I couldn't understand what he was saying as his accent was really weird but I heard something about him being a Pimp and that 'Navy' were not a top 5 team. He then told me to follow his fitness journey and ran out of the shop without buying anything. Should I be worried?
Batman dive bombs from the building.
The thundering sound of his massive cock clapping while he lands unleashes a sonic boom that immediately knocks out cowardly and superstitous incel criminals.
"The Bat Cock never fails."
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Batman dive bombs from the building.
The thundering sound of his massive cock clapping while he lands unleashes a sonic boom that immediately knocks out cowardly and superstitous incel criminals.
"The Bat Cock never fails."