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in the cars cinematic universe there are female cars and male cars and baby cars that implies the existence of a car pussy i.e A Cussy.
NuclearCrescent
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anonymous
Hi guys, I’m the audio guy at PGL Major. I have come back after receiving positive feedback from the PGL team. Thank you PGL for this amazing opportunity, and I’ll try my best to give even better viewership experience even though now I've gone fully deaf.
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just smashed my 84-inch TV in rage. TEAM G2 is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. Fire Snax immediately or my kids will not get dinner tomorrow.
anonymous
PGL, also known as "Production Generally Lacking", is a C-Tier Counter Strike broadcaster whose achievements include hiring vision-impaired observers, incinerating viewer ears and playing hide-and-seek with the HUD.
anonymous
My wife cheated on me in 2017 with a man named robert. Since then, we got divorced and she got the kids. This spiralled into me losing my job and becoming homeless. I have always hated robert for ruining my life but not as much as i hate PGL audio guy
anonymous
I just thought of something GUARANTEED to get the gays out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpl3nPC_des
anonymous
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Chat, overfishing is a serious issue that can lead to the depletion of fish populations and disrupt marine ecosystems. It's important for us to support sustainable fishing practices to protect our oceans for future generations.
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Koupil jsem si chleba ale ten byl takový jak obláček ☁️ úplně měkounký že jsem ho pak jedl úplně suchý 🏜️ některé chleby jsou ale jako polystyrén 🤬 takové gumové jsou 🏐 seru ti na toustový 🍞
Trolicek
Už můžeš mluvit? 😲 Haloo 😖 haloo 😕 haloo jsi tam? 🤔 srnečku jsi tam? 🦌 Teď nemám čas hledat na google jak tě probudit 😴 srnečku řeknu ti příběh 🦌 byl jsem na pláži 🏖️ a byla tam SeeSee 🤤 dal jsem ji 500 💵 ona je na prachy 💲 tak pozor na ní ! 😈 ještě to musím říct Diegovi 🤔 ty jsi semnou hraješ nebo jak to mám brát? 🥶 Chvilička je 20 sekund nebo tak nějak ⏲️ Halooo Halooo chvilička už je pryyč 😰 Aha už mi volá Diego 💥
Trolicek
Už můžeš mluvit? 😲 Haloo 😖 haloo 😕 haloo jsi tam? 🤔 srnečku jsi tam? 🦌 Teď nemám čas hledat na google jak tě probudit 😴 srnečku řeknu ti příběh 🦌 byl jsem na pláži 🏖️ a byla tam SeeSee 🤤 dal jsem ji 500 💵 ona je na prachy 💲 tak pozor na ní ! 😈 ještě to musím říct Diegovi 🤔 ty jsi semnou hraješ nebo jak to mám brát? 🥶 Chvilička je 20 sekund nebo tak nějak ⏲️ Halooo Halooo chvilička už je pryyč 😰 Aha už mi volá Diego 💥
anonymous
Koupil jsem si chleba ale ten byl takový jak obláček ☁️ úplně měkounký že jsem ho pak jedl úplně suchý 🏜️ některé chleby jsou ale jako polystyrén 🤬 takové gumové jsou 🏐 seru ti na toustový 🍞
anonymous
I have a depressing crush on Hope from fortnite. It's really weird for me to talk about this, but here goes. For a little background info, I used to never play Fortnite regularly, (well, that is, until I saw that angel, hehe.) but then, one fateful day, my friend told me to hop on fortNite, because a new chapter has started. I didn't think much of it, but I would play it because he asked me to. I logged on after completing the update, and then the season video played when I started the game, and thats when I saw Her. She was beautiful, as most women from FortNite tend to be, but I was not in love with her yet. I recall that once the video ended, I checked the battle pass page and saw Hope and her lesser sister Valeria. I stared at hope for a little bit, and she stared back at me. She did that thing where she posed, looking at her fingers, and then looked back, and I let out an audible moan and started breathing shakily. I knew she was the one for me, but suddenly, my pre-goon was interrupted by my friend who was confused and started asking me strange questions like, "What the sigma?" I was about to explode and yell at him for disrespecting her majesty, but I still had a grip on my sanity, so I stayed quiet and told him, verbatim, "Hope is what the sigma." I left the call, for two reasons. One; so i could distance myself from him before I snap and erupt without interuptions, two; so I could admire her majesty, and tend to my 'pitched tent.' I would go to school, and all I could think about wa hope from fortnite. However I would moan as I thought lewd thoughts about her, and one day it got me sent to the office. I was expecting expulsion, but the principal sent me home, thinking I was sick. My family is worried about me, please help.
Vapore0n
poe2 might be the most disappointing game I've ever played; the focus around the crappy roll mechanic, being blocked by allies, and the obsession with souls-like gameplay along side with putting poe1 on life support for this makes this my most hated game ever
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