In the Gold and Silver edition of Burned Tower, there are three trainers. These include your rival and a trainer by the name of Firebreather Ned. However, the third trainer is who I wanna focus on. There is a third trainer by the name of Firebreather “Dick. Firebreather “Dick”, is an excellently designed trainer. He has a Lv 17 Charmeleon, a Pokemon sure to challenge you at this point in the game. This Charmeleon has the perfect movepool and level this point in the game, and a Charmeleon makes perfect sense for Burned Tower. Firebreather “Dick” is an excellent and memorable trainer. Most people I have talked to that have played Gold/Silver have called Firebreather “Dick” a memorable trainer for his well designed battle and other factors. Firebreather Dick is not just great game design, he even has a personality. After you beat him, he says be got burned out, and to to with that they change his overworld sprite to Gray. That is funny, man! The fact that they changed his appearance truly shows how much effort went into this trainer. Fuck Red, Firebreather “Dick” is Gold and Silvers masterpiece battle.
In Pokemon Crystal, Firebreather Ned and Firebreather “Dick” were removed. This is assinine game design. Firebreather Ned was Ok, but Firebreather “Dick” was an excellent challenge and wonderful guy. Every time I play Crystal and reach Burned Tower, I am over come with disappointment when I realise Firebreather “Dick” is nowhere to be found. The removal of Firebreather ”Dick” alone makes Crystal worse than GS for me.
Also, Heart Gold and Soul Silver fuck it up even more. They actually BROUGHT BACK Firebreather Ned…but Firebreather “Dick” was renamed to Richard? What the fuck? Who is this Richard jackass? Game Freak seriously tried to remove the legacy of Gold and Silvers best trainer. People say Pokemon has been going down hill since (INSERT GAME), but it has really been going down since 2000. This is when Game Freak decided to nuke their games best trainers.
Submitted by:anonymous
I found this rant on smogon
In the Gold and Silver edition of Burned Tower, there are three trainers. These include your rival and a trainer by the name of Firebreather Ned. However, the third trainer is who I wanna focus on. There is a third trainer by the name of Firebreather “Dick. Firebreather “Dick”, is an excellently designed trainer. He has a Lv 17 Charmeleon, a Pokemon sure to challenge you at this point in the game. This Charmeleon has the perfect movepool and level this point in the game, and a Charmeleon makes perfect sense for Burned Tower. Firebreather “Dick” is an excellent and memorable trainer. Most people I have talked to that have played Gold/Silver have called Firebreather “Dick” a memorable trainer for his well designed battle and other factors. Firebreather Dick is not just great game design, he even has a personality. After you beat him, he says be got burned out, and to to with that they change his overworld sprite to Gray. That is funny, man! The fact that they changed his appearance truly shows how much effort went into this trainer. Fuck Red, Firebreather “Dick” is Gold and Silvers masterpiece battle.
In Pokemon Crystal, Firebreather Ned and Firebreather “Dick” were removed. This is assinine game design. Firebreather Ned was Ok, but Firebreather “Dick” was an excellent challenge and wonderful guy. Every time I play Crystal and reach Burned Tower, I am over come with disappointment when I realise Firebreather “Dick” is nowhere to be found. The removal of Firebreather ”Dick” alone makes Crystal worse than GS for me.
Also, Heart Gold and Soul Silver fuck it up even more. They actually BROUGHT BACK Firebreather Ned…but Firebreather “Dick” was renamed to Richard? What the fuck? Who is this Richard jackass? Game Freak seriously tried to remove the legacy of Gold and Silvers best trainer. People say Pokemon has been going down hill since (INSERT GAME), but it has really been going down since 2000. This is when Game Freak decided to nuke their games best trainers.
its been 1 minute seconds without deepwoken and im already insane. I have been suffering of panic attacks, random screaming and hallucinations ever since. I shouted with all the force of my lungs as i fell down to the floor, crying and sobbing. My dad immediately came and asked what happened, and as soon as i saw his face... i couldn't control myself. I immediately used gale lunge on him, and after that, i used gale kata critical, breaking his neck and killing him instantly. My mother also came by, and as soon as she saw her husband body on the floor, she screamed. I immediately used rapid slashes on her, cutting her to small, red bloody pieces of flesh. I started eating it all, with blood dripping from my mouth. It had a bad taste, but i couldn't control myself. My 13 year old brother entered the room, and entered in a state of shock when he saw the bodies of our parents as i was eating his mother. I rolled into him and used strong left on his head, blowing it away. I went outside looking for more victims, and some men in odd blue outfits immediately ran to me and told me to put my hands up. I started to run in their direction, and they all started to shoot at me. I parried all the bullets, and used my massive wind carve on them slashing most of them into pieces, and ash slammed the ones who survived, sending them in their way to hell. I immediately went to the city, and when i was 10 kilometers away from it, i popped a shadow gun with blast spark and a gazillion stratos stones, destroying the entire city with one blow. I immediately used ctrl g to hear the screams of thousands of innocent people dying. It pleased me. As i walked among the piles of debris from the houses and buildings, as long with the corpses of many innocent people, i saw someone in the distance. It was another angry deepwoken player. I thought i could finally, after 16 years of being a lonely loser, get a friend, but it was already too late
Submitted by:anonymous
its been 1 minute seconds without deepwoken and im already insane. I have been suffering of panic attacks, random screaming and hallucinations ever since. I shouted with all the force of my lungs as i fell down to the floor, crying and sobbing. My dad immediately came and asked what happened, and as soon as i saw his face... i couldn't control myself. I immediately used gale lunge on him, and after that, i used gale kata critical, breaking his neck and killing him instantly. My mother also came by, and as soon as she saw her husband body on the floor, she screamed. I immediately used rapid slashes on her, cutting her to small, red bloody pieces of flesh. I started eating it all, with blood dripping from my mouth. It had a bad taste, but i couldn't control myself. My 13 year old brother entered the room, and entered in a state of shock when he saw the bodies of our parents as i was eating his mother. I rolled into him and used strong left on his head, blowing it away. I went outside looking for more victims, and some men in odd blue outfits immediately ran to me and told me to put my hands up. I started to run in their direction, and they all started to shoot at me. I parried all the bullets, and used my massive wind carve on them slashing most of them into pieces, and ash slammed the ones who survived, sending them in their way to hell. I immediately went to the city, and when i was 10 kilometers away from it, i popped a shadow gun with blast spark and a gazillion stratos stones, destroying the entire city with one blow. I immediately used ctrl g to hear the screams of thousands of innocent people dying. It pleased me. As i walked among the piles of debris from the houses and buildings, as long with the corpses of many innocent people, i saw someone in the distance. It was another angry deepwoken player. I thought i could finally, after 16 years of being a lonely loser, get a friend, but it was already too late