Nr New Old Norm walks up to the Zoomer
Mr New Old Norm
[sarcastically]
"Nice Pronouns, where did you get them,
The uh- Pronoun Store?"
Canned Laugh Track
Elon Musk nods slowly from the distance as a Glowing Giant X rises behind him.
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The New Norm leaked episode 2 script
Nr New Old Norm walks up to the Zoomer
Mr New Old Norm
[sarcastically]
"Nice Pronouns, where did you get them,
The uh- Pronoun Store?"
Canned Laugh Track
Elon Musk nods slowly from the distance as a Glowing Giant X rises behind him.
I fucking hate cats they ARE THE WORST PET EVER! Cats are the worst animal on the planet, let alone PET. They do nothin' but get annoyed offa EVERYTHING! Never wanna be touched, looked at, or disturbed in any kind of way, and when you do disturb them, they get mad!! They just thrive offa negativity!! And when they're not angry, they just sittin' around and do nothin'. NOTHIN'!! They don't play, they don't acknowledge your existence, they just..THERE!! T-then you try to have fun with them, they get mad at you!! LIKE, WHY YA ANGRY?! I'M JUST TRYNA LOVE YOU, AND YOU MAD!! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND ALL DAY LIKE YOU PAY THE BILLS!! YOU ARE A CAT. YOU ARE WORTHLESS!! YET YOU WALKIN' AROUND LIKE YOU THE SHIT!! THESE CATS GOT ME FUCKED UP!! ON MAH MOMMA THESE CATS GOT ME FUCKED UP!!! I'M BEEFING WITH CATS!!! NEXT TIME I SEE ONE, IT'S ON SIGHT!! And those hairless cats? *gag* Oh my God imagine owning a hairless cat you gotta be a creep if you do. You probably have fifteen Vietnamese children in yer basement making Nike's or something. You a messed up person if you own a hairless cat! I hate ALL cats with a PASSION!! I would rather get a twenty foot long king cobra snake! So venomous that when you touch it, it gives you syphilis!! Then to ever get a cat as a PET. My God these cats just make me...*screams of the dammed* I HATE THEM!!! I HATE THEM!!!! FUCK GARFIELD. FUCK HELLO KITTY. FUCK CATS!!!!
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cat rant from degenerocity on youtube (copypasta from his "PETS are the WORST" vider)
I fucking hate cats they ARE THE WORST PET EVER! Cats are the worst animal on the planet, let alone PET. They do nothin' but get annoyed offa EVERYTHING! Never wanna be touched, looked at, or disturbed in any kind of way, and when you do disturb them, they get mad!! They just thrive offa negativity!! And when they're not angry, they just sittin' around and do nothin'. NOTHIN'!! They don't play, they don't acknowledge your existence, they just..THERE!! T-then you try to have fun with them, they get mad at you!! LIKE, WHY YA ANGRY?! I'M JUST TRYNA LOVE YOU, AND YOU MAD!! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND ALL DAY LIKE YOU PAY THE BILLS!! YOU ARE A CAT. YOU ARE WORTHLESS!! YET YOU WALKIN' AROUND LIKE YOU THE SHIT!! THESE CATS GOT ME FUCKED UP!! ON MAH MOMMA THESE CATS GOT ME FUCKED UP!!! I'M BEEFING WITH CATS!!! NEXT TIME I SEE ONE, IT'S ON SIGHT!! And those hairless cats? *gag* Oh my God imagine owning a hairless cat you gotta be a creep if you do. You probably have fifteen Vietnamese children in yer basement making Nike's or something. You a messed up person if you own a hairless cat! I hate ALL cats with a PASSION!! I would rather get a twenty foot long king cobra snake! So venomous that when you touch it, it gives you syphilis!! Then to ever get a cat as a PET. My God these cats just make me...*screams of the dammed* I HATE THEM!!! I HATE THEM!!!! FUCK GARFIELD. FUCK HELLO KITTY. FUCK CATS!!!!
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The first milf I ever fell in love with looked almost like Elizabeth Hurley my lord. Not sure where they were from before coming to California but she had two incredibly beautiful daughters and her son my god was he one ugly fucker they literally called him ugly joe. I had never looked forward to American football practice more in my life then watching and talking to thay woman. She knew I had a crush on her and that accent and I think she got off on it cuz she would come find me and always kinda flirt with me the son hated it and then when we hit high school his sisters were senior year and jounior year ( they had the accent as well ever since I have wanted to move to England for the British women I love how they aren’t shy and not scared to put out like the ones here )
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The first milf I ever fell in love with looked almost like Elizabeth Hurley my lord. Not sure where they were from before coming to California but she had two incredibly beautiful daughters and her son my god was he one ugly fucker they literally called him ugly joe. I had never looked forward to American football practice more in my life then watching and talking to thay woman. She knew I had a crush on her and that accent and I think she got off on it cuz she would come find me and always kinda flirt with me the son hated it and then when we hit high school his sisters were senior year and jounior year ( they had the accent as well ever since I have wanted to move to England for the British women I love how they aren’t shy and not scared to put out like the ones here )
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