I do not give a shit i simp for pokimane and I'm a tier 3 sub fuck all those amateur's i wanna smell those pretty feet of yours pokimane you know when i was a little boy i used to slap girls ass when i was young and some of them liked it some of them didn't well guess what i wanna do that to pokimane and make her moan "daddy harder" but heh listen i have way more dirtier plans for pokimane heh i bought every single merchandise pokimane has you know i've come soo far don't mess it up you pussy's ok! I will continue to simp i will continue to slap girl's asses and i don't care if it's sexual assault i WILL DO IT. And i could do it to boys too heh well that's it you understand the whole reason why am writing this.
Submitted by:tier 3 pokimane sub
I will continue to simp
I do not give a shit i simp for pokimane and I'm a tier 3 sub fuck all those amateur's i wanna smell those pretty feet of yours pokimane you know when i was a little boy i used to slap girls ass when i was young and some of them liked it some of them didn't well guess what i wanna do that to pokimane and make her moan "daddy harder" but heh listen i have way more dirtier plans for pokimane heh i bought every single merchandise pokimane has you know i've come soo far don't mess it up you pussy's ok! I will continue to simp i will continue to slap girl's asses and i don't care if it's sexual assault i WILL DO IT. And i could do it to boys too heh well that's it you understand the whole reason why am writing this.
Look! Here is the new Band-aid plastic strip with new Super-Stick. It sticks better than any other bandage. The proof? Take a dry egg at room temperature, touch the egg with any other bandage, Brand X, Brand Y, Brand Z. Not one sticks. But a Band-aid plastic with new Super-Stick sticks tight instantly. Watch it again in slow motion. No pressure yet we can lift the egg even boil it. and the Band-aid plastic strip never comes loose...Yes. Even in hot soapy dish water neat, flesh colored almost invisible! Band-aid plastic strips with new Super-Stick stick better than any other bandage made only by Johnson and Johnson the most trusted name in surgical dressing, be sure you get Band-aid plastic strips!
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I was trying to quote my friends on a google doc with random commercial ads just because but then I found some from the 40's and then ran into you're Twitch through the internet. Enjoy these Band-aid plastic strips.
Look! Here is the new Band-aid plastic strip with new Super-Stick. It sticks better than any other bandage. The proof? Take a dry egg at room temperature, touch the egg with any other bandage, Brand X, Brand Y, Brand Z. Not one sticks. But a Band-aid plastic with new Super-Stick sticks tight instantly. Watch it again in slow motion. No pressure yet we can lift the egg even boil it. and the Band-aid plastic strip never comes loose...Yes. Even in hot soapy dish water neat, flesh colored almost invisible! Band-aid plastic strips with new Super-Stick stick better than any other bandage made only by Johnson and Johnson the most trusted name in surgical dressing, be sure you get Band-aid plastic strips!
I have your children in my basement. I demand a surplus of 25,000 dollars as ransom, or your children will never be able to pee, eat, see, or cry ever again. You have a month. Send the ransom money to this address: 69 Sus Avenue, Susville, Florida, USA
Submitted by:bigballsucker69
sus ransom
I have your children in my basement. I demand a surplus of 25,000 dollars as ransom, or your children will never be able to pee, eat, see, or cry ever again. You have a month. Send the ransom money to this address: 69 Sus Avenue, Susville, Florida, USA
”There is an idea of a Jeremy Elbertson, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my sus gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.”
Submitted by:anonymous
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”There is an idea of a Jeremy Elbertson, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my sus gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.”
Ah yes, I love playing Mario Maker! Oh no! I lost. That Goomba got me. Oh well, at least I don't have to endure the torture Mario goes through in these challenging levels! What the? Why did you do this to me SuperLuigi16? Because I wanted to make a Mario Maker animation since Super Mario Maker 2 is almost here! So get out there and play this level Nick! FINE! Wahoo! Slopes to success! Ouch! Woah! It’s a shell! Looks like a need to kick it to the ON-OFF switch! All right! WOA-HOH that's a big Banzai Bill! Once I get past it, I'll be at the goal! Here I go! Ah yes! I'm gonna make it -OW!! That Goomba. It gets me every time!
Submitted by:anonymous
Ah yes, I love playing Mario Maker! Oh no! I lost. That Goomba got me. Oh well, at least I don't have to endure the torture Mario goes through in these challenging levels! What the? Why did you do this to me SuperLuigi16? Because I wanted to make a Mario Maker animation since Super Mario Maker 2 is almost here! So get out there and play this level Nick! FINE! Wahoo! Slopes to success! Ouch! Woah! It’s a shell! Looks like a need to kick it to the ON-OFF switch! All right! WOA-HOH that's a big Banzai Bill! Once I get past it, I'll be at the goal! Here I go! Ah yes! I'm gonna make it -OW!! That Goomba. It gets me every time!
squadR DO NOT GET IT TWISTED squadR DO NOT GAMBLE
squadR DO NOT START GAMBLING squadR IT IS ENTERTAINMENT AND ENTERTAINMENT ONLY squadR U WONT BREAK EVEN U WONT WIN squadR U WON’T DO ANY OF THAT U UNDERSTAND? squadR U WILL ONLY GO INTO DEBT & RUIN YOUR F***ING LIFE squadR I DO THIS CUZ I F***ING LOVE IT squadR I DO IT ALL THE TIME squadR ITS ENTERTAINMENT 4 PEOPLE WHO CAN AFFORD IT squadR & THATS IT squadR U WILL LOSE squadR IM LOSING U UNDERSTAND? squadR I AM DOWN
Submitted by:anonymous
DO NOT GET IT TWISTED
squadR DO NOT GET IT TWISTED squadR DO NOT GAMBLE
squadR DO NOT START GAMBLING squadR IT IS ENTERTAINMENT AND ENTERTAINMENT ONLY squadR U WONT BREAK EVEN U WONT WIN squadR U WON’T DO ANY OF THAT U UNDERSTAND? squadR U WILL ONLY GO INTO DEBT & RUIN YOUR F***ING LIFE squadR I DO THIS CUZ I F***ING LOVE IT squadR I DO IT ALL THE TIME squadR ITS ENTERTAINMENT 4 PEOPLE WHO CAN AFFORD IT squadR & THATS IT squadR U WILL LOSE squadR IM LOSING U UNDERSTAND? squadR I AM DOWN