I woke up from one of those reality warping naps, you know the ones where you don't know who or where you are for at least ten min. While in this state I remember Jerma was streaming that night. I boot up twitch in the dead of night to see the title "Buying and selling organs" and underneath it said the game was coin game. I go back to sleep and proceed to have a dream about Jerma trying to get a single beating heart in a claw game full of organs but all he could get was kidneys.
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I woke up from one of those reality warping naps, you know the ones where you don't know who or where you are for at least ten min. While in this state I remember Jerma was streaming that night. I boot up twitch in the dead of night to see the title "Buying and selling organs" and underneath it said the game was coin game. I go back to sleep and proceed to have a dream about Jerma trying to get a single beating heart in a claw game full of organs but all he could get was kidneys.
This is a guy called "Jeremy" (no one knows his real name, people call his that just to honor old Jeremy's legacy).
There was a streamer/youtuber called Jeremy AKA Jerma985, unfortunately his life ended back in 2017. To continue his career a doppelganger AKA the guy in the video started streaming on his place, but the new guy has not only some visual differences but also is quite psychotic, he spends most of his money on gambling (he is so addicted to gambling that he moved to Las Vegas) and frequently streams himself laughing at vehicular accidents.
The fans obviously did not like this new guy, so in an attempt to scare them, the doppelganger briefly made a face that terrorized the whole world (the sus face, where ypu probably know him from).
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This is a guy called "Jeremy" (no one knows his real name, people call his that just to honor old Jeremy's legacy).
There was a streamer/youtuber called Jeremy AKA Jerma985, unfortunately his life ended back in 2017. To continue his career a doppelganger AKA the guy in the video started streaming on his place, but the new guy has not only some visual differences but also is quite psychotic, he spends most of his money on gambling (he is so addicted to gambling that he moved to Las Vegas) and frequently streams himself laughing at vehicular accidents.
The fans obviously did not like this new guy, so in an attempt to scare them, the doppelganger briefly made a face that terrorized the whole world (the sus face, where ypu probably know him from).
Akali that girl, 'kali go grr
'Kali don't stop, 'kali don't skrrt
'Kali got a job, 'kali go to work
뜨거워 언제나, don't get burnt
넘쳐 흘러 more than a buffet
죽여 주잖아 like I'm buffy
누가 감히 on my huffy
거, 문열지마 that's a rough day (woo)
I'm givin' you more 'cause I'm greater than
필요없는 시험들, 답은 이미
But all of my numbers are talkin', babe
블루마블 Mrs. 모노폴리 (ooh)
너는 종이 돈이 나는 real money (hey)
필요 없대 너네들이 많은 돈들
Go get it, go get it, go get it, the mission
눈을못떼 모두 그래 너도 그래 (oh)
'Cause I got it different
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Akali that girl, 'kali go grr
'Kali don't stop, 'kali don't skrrt
'Kali got a job, 'kali go to work
뜨거워 언제나, don't get burnt
넘쳐 흘러 more than a buffet
죽여 주잖아 like I'm buffy
누가 감히 on my huffy
거, 문열지마 that's a rough day (woo)
I'm givin' you more 'cause I'm greater than
필요없는 시험들, 답은 이미
But all of my numbers are talkin', babe
블루마블 Mrs. 모노폴리 (ooh)
너는 종이 돈이 나는 real money (hey)
필요 없대 너네들이 많은 돈들
Go get it, go get it, go get it, the mission
눈을못떼 모두 그래 너도 그래 (oh)
'Cause I got it different
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
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Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
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Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Robbed of a crewmates love at birth
Left to drown in Sus
He was to die beneath her corpse
Meant to rot in a vent of despair
Born to die as a waste of air
Raised as a child one shorn of fate
In a fit of rage
He knows a Sussy destiny
Will await only life by Sus shall reign
And he never to death be slain
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Robbed of a crewmates love at birth
Left to drown in Sus
He was to die beneath her corpse
Meant to rot in a vent of despair
Born to die as a waste of air
Raised as a child one shorn of fate
In a fit of rage
He knows a Sussy destiny
Will await only life by Sus shall reign
And he never to death be slain
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Holy shit this copypasta sucks horse shit
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Robbed of a crewmates love at birth
Left to drown in Sus
He was to die beneath her corpse
Meant to rot in a vent of despair
Born to die as a waste of air
Raised as a child one shorn of fate
In a fit of rage
He knows a Sussy destiny
Will await only life by Sus shall reign
And he never to death be slain
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Blood and Sus and Sus and blood and
Robbed of a crewmates love at birth
Left to drown in Sus
He was to die beneath her corpse
Meant to rot in a vent of despair
Born to die as a waste of air
Raised as a child one shorn of fate
In a fit of rage
He knows a Sussy destiny
Will await only life by Sus shall reign
And he never to death be slain
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Robbed of a mother's love at birth
Left to drown in blood
He was to die beneath her corpse
Meant to rot in a cesspit of despair
Born to die as a waste of air
Raised as a child one shorn of fate
In a fit of rage
He knows a violent destiny
Will await only life by sword shall reign
And he never to death be slain
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Robbed of a mother's love at birth
Left to drown in blood
He was to die beneath her corpse
Meant to rot in a cesspit of despair
Born to die as a waste of air
Raised as a child one shorn of fate
In a fit of rage
He knows a violent destiny
Will await only life by sword shall reign
And he never to death be slain
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Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Robbed of a mother's love at birth
Left to drown in blood
He was to die beneath her corpse
Meant to rot in a cesspit of despair
Born to die as a waste of air
Raised as a child one shorn of fate
In a fit of rage
He knows a violent destiny
Will await only life by sword shall reign
And he never to death be slain
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Blood and Guts and Guts and blood and
Robbed of a mother's love at birth
Left to drown in blood
He was to die beneath her corpse
Meant to rot in a cesspit of despair
Born to die as a waste of air
Raised as a child one shorn of fate
In a fit of rage
He knows a violent destiny
Will await only life by sword shall reign
And he never to death be slain
Anasui is so cool, he made an unboxing of his girlfriend
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Anasui is so cool, he made an unboxing of his girlfriend
girl
Submitted by:anonymous
girl
Fuck pontiff knights. With a mace.
Fuck em, fuck em hard. They think they're sooooo slick with their purple puke and those long ass curved swords, they're the stupidest fuckin things I've ever seen and you've gotta fight 3 of them 20 feet from a bonfire every time you wanna go anywhere! But oh no that's not the worst part, because you can't fuckin run from em! And you can't go around em! And they'll stun lock you with utter disregard to what stick + b even means and poise don't even get me started on poise, what the fuck is poise anyways it doesn't even matter to these lanky ass motherfuckers with twisted up toothpicks and then the one in fifteen times you make it through all three of them and you're thanking your lucky stars and you've got like 4 estus left what happens? You've got to fight the old demon king in his human form with his disgustingly long range fire attacks and maybe you beat him too, congratulations! But wait, there's more! You don't get one, but TWO! And this time he's up on a balcony like a sniper in the clock tower, except his gun is a fire staff that he pulled out of satans asshole. FUCK irithyll of the boreal valley.
Submitted by:anonymous
Fuck pontiff knights. With a mace.
Fuck em, fuck em hard. They think they're sooooo slick with their purple puke and those long ass curved swords, they're the stupidest fuckin things I've ever seen and you've gotta fight 3 of them 20 feet from a bonfire every time you wanna go anywhere! But oh no that's not the worst part, because you can't fuckin run from em! And you can't go around em! And they'll stun lock you with utter disregard to what stick + b even means and poise don't even get me started on poise, what the fuck is poise anyways it doesn't even matter to these lanky ass motherfuckers with twisted up toothpicks and then the one in fifteen times you make it through all three of them and you're thanking your lucky stars and you've got like 4 estus left what happens? You've got to fight the old demon king in his human form with his disgustingly long range fire attacks and maybe you beat him too, congratulations! But wait, there's more! You don't get one, but TWO! And this time he's up on a balcony like a sniper in the clock tower, except his gun is a fire staff that he pulled out of satans asshole. FUCK irithyll of the boreal valley.
Hello everyone. I’m Scott, President of Dominos Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Dominos App Featuring Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku exists in a software called volaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character named Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Dominos Pizza crew could work together and create great vocaloid songs. Bokorpe, Eshi, Chokyoshi, Futusekeshi, everyone! Amazing vocaloid songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews from all over Japan. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative app was produced. Based on Miku’s image, the Dominos app changes its appearance. A lot of music and illustrations produced by Dominos crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute; just like Miku. Once your pizza’s delivered, have some fun with Miku! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Miku: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box, and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Love for Night produced by Dominos crew! Here we go! Miku sings Let’s enjoy the rest of the performance, with the app!
Submitted by:anonymous
Hello everyone. I’m Scott, President of Dominos Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Dominos App Featuring Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku exists in a software called volaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character named Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Dominos Pizza crew could work together and create great vocaloid songs. Bokorpe, Eshi, Chokyoshi, Futusekeshi, everyone! Amazing vocaloid songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews from all over Japan. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative app was produced. Based on Miku’s image, the Dominos app changes its appearance. A lot of music and illustrations produced by Dominos crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute; just like Miku. Once your pizza’s delivered, have some fun with Miku! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Miku: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box, and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Love for Night produced by Dominos crew! Here we go! Miku sings Let’s enjoy the rest of the performance, with the app!
Item #: SCP-985-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Contain Procedures: SCP-985-J must be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell decorated to look like an average American household with a live video feed. SCP-985-J must be fed BrainFluud once every 6 hours for sustenance.
Personnel assigned to SCP-985-J must refrain from using the words "Short Streamer" "Late" "Loud Pee" and "Bald" as this can agitate SCP-985-J, causing it to enter an enraged state.
SCP-985-J is allowed access to one (1) Garfield comic strip per day for entertainment.
Description: SCP-985-J is a 32 year old Caucasian male from Boston, MA. SCP-985-J refers to itself as "Jeremy Elbertson" and believes itself to be much taller than it appears to others, referring to itself as being "not tiny" and "compact".
SCP-985-J was discovered by the Foundation on ██/██/201█ when footage emerged of it attacking and killing [DATA EXPUNGED]. MTF Gamma-43 ("Anti-Jerms") was dispatched to secure the anomaly and all civilians who had viewed the footage were amnesticized.
Submitted by:anonymous
Sick fuck
Item #: SCP-985-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Contain Procedures: SCP-985-J must be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell decorated to look like an average American household with a live video feed. SCP-985-J must be fed BrainFluud once every 6 hours for sustenance.
Personnel assigned to SCP-985-J must refrain from using the words "Short Streamer" "Late" "Loud Pee" and "Bald" as this can agitate SCP-985-J, causing it to enter an enraged state.
SCP-985-J is allowed access to one (1) Garfield comic strip per day for entertainment.
Description: SCP-985-J is a 32 year old Caucasian male from Boston, MA. SCP-985-J refers to itself as "Jeremy Elbertson" and believes itself to be much taller than it appears to others, referring to itself as being "not tiny" and "compact".
SCP-985-J was discovered by the Foundation on ██/██/201█ when footage emerged of it attacking and killing [DATA EXPUNGED]. MTF Gamma-43 ("Anti-Jerms") was dispatched to secure the anomaly and all civilians who had viewed the footage were amnesticized.
On September 20th, 2018, authorities arrived on the scene Thursday to find Jerma (Jeremy “Nine-hundred eighty-five” Elbertson, 32) dead on the scene. Medical experts say he died from natural causes after being pinned under a CRT television weighing only 35 pounds.
Submitted by:anonymous
On September 20th, 2018, authorities arrived on the scene Thursday to find Jerma (Jeremy “Nine-hundred eighty-five” Elbertson, 32) dead on the scene. Medical experts say he died from natural causes after being pinned under a CRT television weighing only 35 pounds.