Some foreplay needed. This started about 4 years ago when some kid I was stalking was 2 years old. I started to watch as his dad supplemented his picture books and cartoons with beginner options books and Martin Shkerli's live videos on how to pick pharmaceutical stocks. Over the course of these years I feel like that kid has retained absolutely nothing. I’ve seen the dad spend every waking minute trying to make him understand. I have seen almost everything that the dad had thought of including having Jerome Powell's speeches play while he was sleeping and only having Warren Buffet on the TV to try and make him understand the market. I felt as though the dad got to a breaking point when he couldn't differentiate between a straddle and a strangle even though he went through different strategies for almost a month straight. It got so interesting one night when I saw him finally convince his wife that they were doing the right thing. The dad said that the kid would be a Wendys’ worker begging his wife's husband for a weekly allowance because he will never amount to be anything. I couldn't realize what I was hearing. He was raising a kid who was not able to able to make a profit from trading options by the time he was 10. I overheard that father saying he was going to drop his kid off in Eternal Sunny Orphanage in Omaha, Nebraska. So I got in my car and waited. The kid got dropped off a while ago, and since then I’ve adopted him and taught him basic financing and he just got his first profit off of some stocks. However, he lost some of his stocks to some Chinese folks in a bet. I beat the life out of him that week.
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Part three mfs
Some foreplay needed. This started about 4 years ago when some kid I was stalking was 2 years old. I started to watch as his dad supplemented his picture books and cartoons with beginner options books and Martin Shkerli's live videos on how to pick pharmaceutical stocks. Over the course of these years I feel like that kid has retained absolutely nothing. I’ve seen the dad spend every waking minute trying to make him understand. I have seen almost everything that the dad had thought of including having Jerome Powell's speeches play while he was sleeping and only having Warren Buffet on the TV to try and make him understand the market. I felt as though the dad got to a breaking point when he couldn't differentiate between a straddle and a strangle even though he went through different strategies for almost a month straight. It got so interesting one night when I saw him finally convince his wife that they were doing the right thing. The dad said that the kid would be a Wendys’ worker begging his wife's husband for a weekly allowance because he will never amount to be anything. I couldn't realize what I was hearing. He was raising a kid who was not able to able to make a profit from trading options by the time he was 10. I overheard that father saying he was going to drop his kid off in Eternal Sunny Orphanage in Omaha, Nebraska. So I got in my car and waited. The kid got dropped off a while ago, and since then I’ve adopted him and taught him basic financing and he just got his first profit off of some stocks. However, he lost some of his stocks to some Chinese folks in a bet. I beat the life out of him that week.
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A truck hitting someone/version 2
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You have been hit by the Kwazii Truck
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A truck hitting someone
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"Mr. Shapiro, what are your thoughts on women's rights to have an abortion?"
Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?"
Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-"
Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?"
Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-"
Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?"
Reporter: (silence)
Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o."
(Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)
"B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o."
Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-"
(The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben)
All: "And Bingo was his name-o!"
(Ben shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"
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Ben Shapiro's thoughts on abortion
"Mr. Shapiro, what are your thoughts on women's rights to have an abortion?"
Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?"
Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-"
Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?"
Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-"
Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?"
Reporter: (silence)
Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o."
(Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)
"B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o."
Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-"
(The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben)
All: "And Bingo was his name-o!"
(Ben shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"
if you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am then shout among us 69 times a mysterious figure called mom will beat you and you will wake up at a place called the orphanage
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if you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am then shout among us 69 times a mysterious figure called mom will beat you and you will wake up at a place called the orphanage