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Submitted by:Gavinman5000
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beep beep your [insert name of delivery] has arrived
So yesterday in class we were all given our new Windows computers (last year, I hacked the chromebooks so they could play Sonic Advance) and I immediately downloaded twenty-five PC Sonic games within one hour and installed two dozen emulators to play the console and handheld ones. After we all got our computers, I bragged about having the ability to play 60 Sonic games. The teacher confisticated my computer and said I would have to use the chromebooks for the rest of the year. She also said that Sonic was a dead franchise and that Fortnite was better in every way. That was really no good and SLOW of her! So I ripped my computer out of my Sonic-hating teacher and screamed "YOU SLUTTY SLOW SONIC HATER! YOU'RE JUST TOO SLOW!" I also went to her macbook, and deleted Fortnite and installed more Sonic games and played Gotta Go Fast to the whole class. She gave me an F, which is impossible since E is the lowest rank and S is the highest, and sent me to the principal's office, where I was suspended and they called my parents, who took away my Game Gear. When I get back, I'll make sure they pay for being TOO SLOW.
Submitted by:anonymous
Trolling my class with Sonic (Part 1)
So yesterday in class we were all given our new Windows computers (last year, I hacked the chromebooks so they could play Sonic Advance) and I immediately downloaded twenty-five PC Sonic games within one hour and installed two dozen emulators to play the console and handheld ones. After we all got our computers, I bragged about having the ability to play 60 Sonic games. The teacher confisticated my computer and said I would have to use the chromebooks for the rest of the year. She also said that Sonic was a dead franchise and that Fortnite was better in every way. That was really no good and SLOW of her! So I ripped my computer out of my Sonic-hating teacher and screamed "YOU SLUTTY SLOW SONIC HATER! YOU'RE JUST TOO SLOW!" I also went to her macbook, and deleted Fortnite and installed more Sonic games and played Gotta Go Fast to the whole class. She gave me an F, which is impossible since E is the lowest rank and S is the highest, and sent me to the principal's office, where I was suspended and they called my parents, who took away my Game Gear. When I get back, I'll make sure they pay for being TOO SLOW.
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Submitted by:hell
FABULOUS
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solazar
Submitted by:hell
solazar fnf
solazar
CA
Submitted by:anonymous
CA
GOD
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GOD
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Submitted by:Lol
Pee
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Submitted by:anonymous
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BRO I SWEAR this guy is ALWAYS on dark world. I was just AFK for an hour and a half and HE IS STILL HERE. YEP 0 ⭐ DOES HE EVER MAKE IT PAST THIS LEVEL
Submitted by:Simply
simply never leaves dark world
BRO I SWEAR this guy is ALWAYS on dark world. I was just AFK for an hour and a half and HE IS STILL HERE. YEP 0 ⭐ DOES HE EVER MAKE IT PAST THIS LEVEL
I'm in love with a girl in my class, last week I gave her some chocolates with laxative, in the middle of class she asked permission to go to the wash, I also asked permission and I followed her stealthily, I saw that she entered the women's wash in the third door, I carefully hide to the side and wait for her to come out, when she finished and left I went in and took the papers full of her excrement from the trash can, I kept them as a treasure and took them home, now I can't leave to smell and lick them !!!
Submitted by:im in love
nsfw and gross xd
I'm in love with a girl in my class, last week I gave her some chocolates with laxative, in the middle of class she asked permission to go to the wash, I also asked permission and I followed her stealthily, I saw that she entered the women's wash in the third door, I carefully hide to the side and wait for her to come out, when she finished and left I went in and took the papers full of her excrement from the trash can, I kept them as a treasure and took them home, now I can't leave to smell and lick them !!!
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he could save others from dying, but not himself..
Submitted by:grandpa palps
this tag needs to work
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he could save others from dying, but not himself..