Think about if you were havin' like a, like a surprise party, and you just walked into your house and you already knew it was gonna happen. That's not exciting, that's not a surprise anymore. That's what it is. Random criticals are the surprise parties of tf2 matches. You can't take that away from the peoples. You're taking away birthday parties! Why do you hate birthdays? Competitive mode. That's where you should be anyway. Wanna be an all star? Competitive mode baby. That's where you play. That's where I'm playing. Gotta be competitive. What about random bullet spread? We got that. The bullets go wherever the hell they want, you can't control bullets. You think you can tell bullets what to do? I think what we've been able to figure out from this conversation here that I'm having that i'm having with the imaginary Ancles, is that he doesn't like birthdays. It turns out Ancle Dane hates birthdays, and he hates birthday parties, and he's the kind of guy who would come to your birthday party and he would take the cake and he would throw it on the ground. Like that video, like that one movie on the youtubes where the guy singin' the song about throwing his stuff on the grounds. That's actually about Uncle Dane when he came to, when he comes to your birthday party. That's what hes going to do. He's going to destroy that cake. No ones going to get to eat it. Unless they eat it off the floor, but the 5 second rule only lasts for 5 seconds. What are you gonna do? You going to get down there on the floor with your fork and try to eat the birthday cake really fast before it goes after the 5 seconds? You're not gonna be, you're not going to be able to do it. You're not going to be able to eat the entire cake before it goes bad, so that's not gonna work. Ancle Dane thinks critical strikes are trash. He also thinks you're trash. He told me that. He said tell everyone that plays Team Fortress 2 that isn't me that they're trash
Submitted by:Scout Tf2
TF2 Random Crits
Think about if you were havin' like a, like a surprise party, and you just walked into your house and you already knew it was gonna happen. That's not exciting, that's not a surprise anymore. That's what it is. Random criticals are the surprise parties of tf2 matches. You can't take that away from the peoples. You're taking away birthday parties! Why do you hate birthdays? Competitive mode. That's where you should be anyway. Wanna be an all star? Competitive mode baby. That's where you play. That's where I'm playing. Gotta be competitive. What about random bullet spread? We got that. The bullets go wherever the hell they want, you can't control bullets. You think you can tell bullets what to do? I think what we've been able to figure out from this conversation here that I'm having that i'm having with the imaginary Ancles, is that he doesn't like birthdays. It turns out Ancle Dane hates birthdays, and he hates birthday parties, and he's the kind of guy who would come to your birthday party and he would take the cake and he would throw it on the ground. Like that video, like that one movie on the youtubes where the guy singin' the song about throwing his stuff on the grounds. That's actually about Uncle Dane when he came to, when he comes to your birthday party. That's what hes going to do. He's going to destroy that cake. No ones going to get to eat it. Unless they eat it off the floor, but the 5 second rule only lasts for 5 seconds. What are you gonna do? You going to get down there on the floor with your fork and try to eat the birthday cake really fast before it goes after the 5 seconds? You're not gonna be, you're not going to be able to do it. You're not going to be able to eat the entire cake before it goes bad, so that's not gonna work. Ancle Dane thinks critical strikes are trash. He also thinks you're trash. He told me that. He said tell everyone that plays Team Fortress 2 that isn't me that they're trash
Subathondan sonra kendimi hâlâ toparlayamadım. Mental olarak biraz zorlanıyorum. O yüzden haftaya salıya kadar dinlenmeye karar verdim. Yatışşşş yani. Öptüm sizi
Submitted by:anonymous
Subathondan sonra kendimi hâlâ toparlayamadım. Mental olarak biraz zorlanıyorum. O yüzden haftaya salıya kadar dinlenmeye karar verdim. Yatışşşş yani. Öptüm sizi
This is exactly why I LOVE Twitch chat. This chat is pure, adulterated, 100% intelligence. Everybody has a single unique, new thought, all spouting the latest meme after meme, that are really good. THIS is why I'm turning off the professional gameplay and will just watch the chat.
Submitted by:anonymous
This is exactly why I LOVE Twitch chat. This chat is pure, adulterated, 100% intelligence. Everybody has a single unique, new thought, all spouting the latest meme after meme, that are really good. THIS is why I'm turning off the professional gameplay and will just watch the chat.
so yea dragon ball z is the best am writing this in a hundred secs cuz am a knuckle head hopes this get's out because if it doesn't ama be dissapointed only 33 secs left of yatatatatatatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatatta about dbz and no cool down mmm done.
Submitted by:dbz
YATATA OF OF DBZ
so yea dragon ball z is the best am writing this in a hundred secs cuz am a knuckle head hopes this get's out because if it doesn't ama be dissapointed only 33 secs left of yatatatatatatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatattatatatatatta about dbz and no cool down mmm done.
Those, are not your normal crewmates...
They... are my kind.
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Submitted by:anonymous
Ēūīōā
Those, are not your normal crewmates...
They... are my kind.
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NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!!! 🤬🤬🤬 THERE CANT BE ANY MUSIC IN MY HORROR GAME!!! 😤😤
-some guy called mayo or something.
Submitted by:anonymous
Were no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I...
NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!!! 🤬🤬🤬 THERE CANT BE ANY MUSIC IN MY HORROR GAME!!! 😤😤
-some guy called mayo or something.
this is YOUR test Michael, this is YOUR TEST. The entire reason why I brought you here in the first place. The door has just locked behind you, you thought this was a tour? Your test begins now.
I know how much you don't like smelly smells, I know how much you think it's DIGUSTING, beetles and bugs, you wouldn't touch them when you were a child. Now you must, because if you cannot be in this room for more than one minute, GASgasGASgas, the gas will start flowing, ONLY after you puke though I gotta make that really clear I've been talking for a while.
Only after you- if you puke in to that toilet, GAS! gas will fill the room gas g-g-gas gas ( unintelligible sound) ga-gas, gas will fill the room.
Make your choice., will you stand the smelly smells, for 10 minutes? Or will you puke into the toilet, filling the room with gas -g-g GASGASGAS g-g- gas gas, fill the room with GAS, nerve agent GAS GAS, fill the room with the gas. GAS GAS, g-gas, g-gas ( unintelligible sound) G-GAS GAS gas.
Submitted by:anonymous
GYAS GGGYAS GYEASHSBNSHSOSJ
this is YOUR test Michael, this is YOUR TEST. The entire reason why I brought you here in the first place. The door has just locked behind you, you thought this was a tour? Your test begins now.
I know how much you don't like smelly smells, I know how much you think it's DIGUSTING, beetles and bugs, you wouldn't touch them when you were a child. Now you must, because if you cannot be in this room for more than one minute, GASgasGASgas, the gas will start flowing, ONLY after you puke though I gotta make that really clear I've been talking for a while.
Only after you- if you puke in to that toilet, GAS! gas will fill the room gas g-g-gas gas ( unintelligible sound) ga-gas, gas will fill the room.
Make your choice., will you stand the smelly smells, for 10 minutes? Or will you puke into the toilet, filling the room with gas -g-g GASGASGAS g-g- gas gas, fill the room with GAS, nerve agent GAS GAS, fill the room with the gas. GAS GAS, g-gas, g-gas ( unintelligible sound) G-GAS GAS gas.