So yesterday I was eating with my family when all of a sudden a “crew mate” broke in through the front door. He had a ski mask on and a gun which was sus, but he a good skin. My father told us all to hide so we don’t get killed by the obvious imposter. I could see him from my hiding spot under the table and he looked sus. So I told my dad “DAD YOU THINK HE IS THE IMPOSTER? HE IS SUS!” I yelled as loud as I could. The imposter found us hiding and shot my father five times. The imposter was so dumb, who kills someone in front of crew mates? I ran to call the emergency meeting by grabbing my phone off the table when I heard my mother get shot and scream for me. Lol she was so bad at among us. My teammates sucked and were dying to the worst Imposter. So I called the emergency meeting and for some reason a S.W.A.T team rammed down the door and killed the imposter. Lol that’s not how the game goes, I think they were hacking.
Submitted by:blackuglynigger
Amoog Us
So yesterday I was eating with my family when all of a sudden a “crew mate” broke in through the front door. He had a ski mask on and a gun which was sus, but he a good skin. My father told us all to hide so we don’t get killed by the obvious imposter. I could see him from my hiding spot under the table and he looked sus. So I told my dad “DAD YOU THINK HE IS THE IMPOSTER? HE IS SUS!” I yelled as loud as I could. The imposter found us hiding and shot my father five times. The imposter was so dumb, who kills someone in front of crew mates? I ran to call the emergency meeting by grabbing my phone off the table when I heard my mother get shot and scream for me. Lol she was so bad at among us. My teammates sucked and were dying to the worst Imposter. So I called the emergency meeting and for some reason a S.W.A.T team rammed down the door and killed the imposter. Lol that’s not how the game goes, I think they were hacking.
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for intro
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Can someone explain Nymn to me? I watched his stream for the first time yesterday (always just seen him in clips) and he spent roughly 80-90% of the stream talking about forsen and his viewers. Is that what all his streams are? Does he not do anything else but talk about another streamer all day?
Submitted by:anonymous
Can someone explain Nymn to me?
Can someone explain Nymn to me? I watched his stream for the first time yesterday (always just seen him in clips) and he spent roughly 80-90% of the stream talking about forsen and his viewers. Is that what all his streams are? Does he not do anything else but talk about another streamer all day?
Oh so you said "AMOGUS". you think that's funny? well listen here you idiot, amogus is not funny. there is nothing funny about saying amogus. it just shows how braindead you are that a single misspelled word is what constitutes as humor for you. it is so dumb how you think that replying amogus to me makes you some sort of comedic genius. among us, is a DEAD game, and amogus is a STUPID meme. nobody cares about amogus, so stop sending stupid copypastas or making amogus jokes. you dont look funny, you look like an idiot, and dont make this into some stupid ironic copypasta ok?
Submitted by:anonymous
LULW from callidusvulpes and this website uses IP to vote, I think
Oh so you said "AMOGUS". you think that's funny? well listen here you idiot, amogus is not funny. there is nothing funny about saying amogus. it just shows how braindead you are that a single misspelled word is what constitutes as humor for you. it is so dumb how you think that replying amogus to me makes you some sort of comedic genius. among us, is a DEAD game, and amogus is a STUPID meme. nobody cares about amogus, so stop sending stupid copypastas or making amogus jokes. you dont look funny, you look like an idiot, and dont make this into some stupid ironic copypasta ok?
After going 8th 8 times in a row, "Patient 8" hits his head on the wall 8 times in quick succession. The patient only communicates to his "chat"; a bunch of random sentences strung together to find out what will make the patient communicate. The word "Meteos" seems to trigger some sort of erotic response in the patient.
Submitted by:anonymous
After going 8th 8 times in a row, "Patient 8" hits his head on the wall 8 times in quick succession. The patient only communicates to his "chat"; a bunch of random sentences strung together to find out what will make the patient communicate. The word "Meteos" seems to trigger some sort of erotic response in the patient.
The year is 2050, Forsen finally went live. “Good fucking morning Bajs!" he yells excitedly. The sound echoes through the empty mansion. Chat left long ago........
Submitted by:anonymous
The year is 2050, Forsen finally went live. “Good fucking morning Bajs!" he yells excitedly. The sound echoes through the empty mansion. Chat left long ago........
Okay, one language speaking ass dumbass motherfucker haven't eaten fucking vitamins in thirty years and now you're deteriorating and wondering why you waking up feeling fucking sick. Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Fucking stupid ass one language speaking ass, dude your memory so fucking trash, i'm surprised that you even remember to brush your fucking teeth in the morning. Oh wait, you fucking don't.
Submitted by:Malena
Something Malena said to Nmplol
Okay, one language speaking ass dumbass motherfucker haven't eaten fucking vitamins in thirty years and now you're deteriorating and wondering why you waking up feeling fucking sick. Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Fucking stupid ass one language speaking ass, dude your memory so fucking trash, i'm surprised that you even remember to brush your fucking teeth in the morning. Oh wait, you fucking don't.
Era de noche y Toño le dijo un golpe mas a Elm. Tras ese último golpe cayó en los brazos de Toño exhausto, No sufras más bebe le dijo Toño y le besó con pasión, Elm ya había ganado el verdadero combate.
Submitted by:anonymous
Elmillor copypaste about boxing fight
Era de noche y Toño le dijo un golpe mas a Elm. Tras ese último golpe cayó en los brazos de Toño exhausto, No sufras más bebe le dijo Toño y le besó con pasión, Elm ya había ganado el verdadero combate.