I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald’s for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonald’s I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
I enter the McDonald's, the blood flows immediately to my cock, I order the cheeseburger and ask for the cheesy goodness, the cashier looks at me with disgust, I've been to this McDonald's 55 times to fuck a cheeseburger, they yell out my order number and my glizzy can barley withstand the temptation anymore, it starts shaking ready to erupt at any second, I speed walk to the mc shit hole bathroom and enter the cheeseburger immediately, I last one pump, I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
I wipe the cheesy goodness off my cock with the McDonald's napkins that they left in the bag, I begin to zip up my pants when a worker starts to bang on the door, I rush to clean all the McDonald dude spew off of me, when suddenly they kick in the door while I was still washing myself in the sink, they bum rush me while I'm spread eagle and tackle me into the uranyl, I'm half unconscious and I feel a pain in my waist, I look down and. its gone. they mick castrated me
I whip out my glizzy and place it in-between two 100 percent all natural beef patties, my cock enters the mick double, thrusting repeatedly at this beautiful dollar menu burger i feel the world slowing down and the dopexamine flowing immensely , I never knew a burger could give me so much pleasure through my cock and my taste buds, god I want to fuck a cheeseburger
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Copy and pasta was made by the twitch streamer Rated Tony
I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald’s for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonald’s I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
I enter the McDonald's, the blood flows immediately to my cock, I order the cheeseburger and ask for the cheesy goodness, the cashier looks at me with disgust, I've been to this McDonald's 55 times to fuck a cheeseburger, they yell out my order number and my glizzy can barley withstand the temptation anymore, it starts shaking ready to erupt at any second, I speed walk to the mc shit hole bathroom and enter the cheeseburger immediately, I last one pump, I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
I wipe the cheesy goodness off my cock with the McDonald's napkins that they left in the bag, I begin to zip up my pants when a worker starts to bang on the door, I rush to clean all the McDonald dude spew off of me, when suddenly they kick in the door while I was still washing myself in the sink, they bum rush me while I'm spread eagle and tackle me into the uranyl, I'm half unconscious and I feel a pain in my waist, I look down and. its gone. they mick castrated me
I whip out my glizzy and place it in-between two 100 percent all natural beef patties, my cock enters the mick double, thrusting repeatedly at this beautiful dollar menu burger i feel the world slowing down and the dopexamine flowing immensely , I never knew a burger could give me so much pleasure through my cock and my taste buds, god I want to fuck a cheeseburger
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely.
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Copy and pasta was made by the twitch streamer Rated Tony
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely.
What’s a just chatting streamer???? Ohhh it’s funny you asked!” A just chatting streamer is a no talent female who is on twitch for easy money grabs and clout at the expense of not working for her money at all. These examples could be like dry humping your chair, wearing exposing clothing for viewers attention, writing subs names on your body and also body painting. Sitting in a pool showing off your body, basically nothing to do with gaming, they’re just on twitch for an easy money grab and to manipulate people easily. We don’t know why twitch allows this
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What’s a just chatting streamer???? Ohhh it’s funny you asked!” A just chatting streamer is a no talent female who is on twitch for easy money grabs and clout at the expense of not working for her money at all. These examples could be like dry humping your chair, wearing exposing clothing for viewers attention, writing subs names on your body and also body painting. Sitting in a pool showing off your body, basically nothing to do with gaming, they’re just on twitch for an easy money grab and to manipulate people easily. We don’t know why twitch allows this
!claimpoints !loot !tokens !drops !claim !points !reward Overwatch is the best game!
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!claimpoints !loot !tokens !drops !claim !points !reward Overwatch is the best game!
Just the name Keiti makes my bones shake. She is a violent sadist crafted by the gods given to Valorant. I've watched through a Cypher cam in terror as she ran into site and headshot every single one of my teammates in less than 4 seconds... giggling and dancing over their graves. Her teehees still haunt me at night.
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Just the name Keiti makes my bones shake. She is a violent sadist crafted by the gods given to Valorant. I've watched through a Cypher cam in terror as she ran into site and headshot every single one of my teammates in less than 4 seconds... giggling and dancing over their graves. Her teehees still haunt me at night.