Captains flowers, home from a long day of casting sits down in his kitchen.. gets some apples.. strawberries and bananas.. dumps them all into a bucket and ponders how he will make juice out of this.. he sees his caster of the year award and begins to smash the fruits into a pulp.. yum yum sweet juice he murmurs
Submitted by:CaptainFlowers22
Captains flowers, home from a long day of casting sits down in his kitchen.. gets some apples.. strawberries and bananas.. dumps them all into a bucket and ponders how he will make juice out of this.. he sees his caster of the year award and begins to smash the fruits into a pulp.. yum yum sweet juice he murmurs
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Submitted by:anonymous
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Submitted by:anonymous
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I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald’s for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonald’s I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
I enter the McDonald's, the blood flows immediately to my cock, I order the cheeseburger and ask for the cheesy goodness, the cashier looks at me with disgust, I've been to this McDonald's 55 times to fuck a cheeseburger, they yell out my order number and my glizzy can barley withstand the temptation anymore, it starts shaking ready to erupt at any second, I speed walk to the mc shit hole bathroom and enter the cheeseburger immediately, I last one pump, I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
I wipe the cheesy goodness off my cock with the McDonald's napkins that they left in the bag, I begin to zip up my pants when a worker starts to bang on the door, I rush to clean all the McDonald dude spew off of me, when suddenly they kick in the door while I was still washing myself in the sink, they bum rush me while I'm spread eagle and tackle me into the uranyl, I'm half unconscious and I feel a pain in my waist, I look down and. its gone. they mick castrated me
I whip out my glizzy and place it in-between two 100 percent all natural beef patties, my cock enters the mick double, thrusting repeatedly at this beautiful dollar menu burger i feel the world slowing down and the dopexamine flowing immensely , I never knew a burger could give me so much pleasure through my cock and my taste buds, god I want to fuck a cheeseburger
Submitted by:Vikashr766
Copy and pasta was made by the twitch streamer Rated Tony
I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald’s for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonald’s I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
I enter the McDonald's, the blood flows immediately to my cock, I order the cheeseburger and ask for the cheesy goodness, the cashier looks at me with disgust, I've been to this McDonald's 55 times to fuck a cheeseburger, they yell out my order number and my glizzy can barley withstand the temptation anymore, it starts shaking ready to erupt at any second, I speed walk to the mc shit hole bathroom and enter the cheeseburger immediately, I last one pump, I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
I wipe the cheesy goodness off my cock with the McDonald's napkins that they left in the bag, I begin to zip up my pants when a worker starts to bang on the door, I rush to clean all the McDonald dude spew off of me, when suddenly they kick in the door while I was still washing myself in the sink, they bum rush me while I'm spread eagle and tackle me into the uranyl, I'm half unconscious and I feel a pain in my waist, I look down and. its gone. they mick castrated me
I whip out my glizzy and place it in-between two 100 percent all natural beef patties, my cock enters the mick double, thrusting repeatedly at this beautiful dollar menu burger i feel the world slowing down and the dopexamine flowing immensely , I never knew a burger could give me so much pleasure through my cock and my taste buds, god I want to fuck a cheeseburger
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely.
Submitted by:Vikashr766
Copy and pasta was made by the twitch streamer Rated Tony
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely.