The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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Fitnessgram pacer test
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking to my super cool teacher. I thank him for a shrektastic year.
He says, “It was. Charming to be with you”.
N-No! It, can’t be. I turn towards him. It’s just as I expected.
It was Prince Charming. This whole time.
I lunge at him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum. But it was no use. As I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me.
“It’s all ogre now”
Just as I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling! YESSS! without a moment’s hesitation, Shrek grabs Charming by the dick, rips it off, and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onionzooka. Fairy Godmother burns to ashes.
Shrek restores my layers and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive, ogre-sized, shaft.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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Shrek is love Shrek is life 2
It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking to my super cool teacher. I thank him for a shrektastic year.
He says, “It was. Charming to be with you”.
N-No! It, can’t be. I turn towards him. It’s just as I expected.
It was Prince Charming. This whole time.
I lunge at him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum. But it was no use. As I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me.
“It’s all ogre now”
Just as I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling! YESSS! without a moment’s hesitation, Shrek grabs Charming by the dick, rips it off, and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onionzooka. Fairy Godmother burns to ashes.
Shrek restores my layers and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive, ogre-sized, shaft.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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Starcraft 2
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(Low key) complaining about Void Rays and Shield Batteries in Starcraft 2
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