"You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronounces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!"
Submitted by:anonymous
Ghiaccio copypasta
"You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronounces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!"
I need to cut my chest open. No, not because I'm suicidal or anything, silly. A human heart is worth $1m, so I can sell that so I have money to 5i^^p for < Insert streamer here > Then < Insert streamer here > will love me forever!
Submitted by:anonymous
I need to cut my chest open. No, not because I'm suicidal or anything, silly. A human heart is worth $1m, so I can sell that so I have money to 5i^^p for < Insert streamer here > Then < Insert streamer here > will love me forever!
probando
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probando
They're like, Jimmy, call up shanks for us. I call Ryan, this guys mid ballup I think, im pretty sure this guy was mid ballup, so im like "fam... when are you gonna be home?" hes like "30 minutes, im chillin right now" im like "chill bro, come home right now". He’s like “why why why why” im like, “fam, you wanna play a match? Ring for IMT right now? Come back, play against T1”, hes like “aight, bet, im coming home right now, 10 minutes”. Man ZOOMED home, hops on, top frags. That boy different.
Submitted by:aresvalorant
Mid Ballup (Marved on the phone with shanks)
They're like, Jimmy, call up shanks for us. I call Ryan, this guys mid ballup I think, im pretty sure this guy was mid ballup, so im like "fam... when are you gonna be home?" hes like "30 minutes, im chillin right now" im like "chill bro, come home right now". He’s like “why why why why” im like, “fam, you wanna play a match? Ring for IMT right now? Come back, play against T1”, hes like “aight, bet, im coming home right now, 10 minutes”. Man ZOOMED home, hops on, top frags. That boy different.