Okay, that's not funny. if ONE of you copy frickin pastes my message ONE MORE TIME I'm gonna lose my shit. it's so unfunny and unoriginal. touch grass. you realize that you are the reason that people hate twitch, right? the community is immature, they say. well, you're just proving their point! stop copy pasting walls of text for the funnies, and try to say something original for once in your life. DON'T copy paste this
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stop copy pasting copypastas copypasta
Okay, that's not funny. if ONE of you copy frickin pastes my message ONE MORE TIME I'm gonna lose my shit. it's so unfunny and unoriginal. touch grass. you realize that you are the reason that people hate twitch, right? the community is immature, they say. well, you're just proving their point! stop copy pasting walls of text for the funnies, and try to say something original for once in your life. DON'T copy paste this
Hey guys. Did you know that in terms of Human and Pokémon relationships, Sylveon is the kinkiest Pokémon for Humans? Although it is lighter than Vaporeon or Umbreon, Sylveon possess a variety of unique traits that make it incredibly useful for sex. On top of the standard aids like learning the moves attract, baby doll eyes, captivate, charm, tail whip, and helping hand -- it has four ribbon-like feelers that are surprisingly strong. This makes Sylveon particularly well-suited for bondage, particularly if you're the one who wants to receive it. Using its feelers, it can also read your emotions, meaning it will know exactly what you need or want at any given moment so long as it's touching you! It can also learn the move draining kiss, which allows it to restore its HP while sucking you off like you wouldn't believe! Although its base stats aren't particularly impressive, its move set and unique abilities make it a uniquely empathetic and skilled partner that can provide just as much pleasure as any Vaporeon or Umbreon could. Sylveon is particularly recommendable for female Human male Pokémon relationship, if nothing else than for the possibilities presented by their feelers alone.
Submitted by:anonymous
A copypasta for Sylveon... because one didn't exist yet.
Hey guys. Did you know that in terms of Human and Pokémon relationships, Sylveon is the kinkiest Pokémon for Humans? Although it is lighter than Vaporeon or Umbreon, Sylveon possess a variety of unique traits that make it incredibly useful for sex. On top of the standard aids like learning the moves attract, baby doll eyes, captivate, charm, tail whip, and helping hand -- it has four ribbon-like feelers that are surprisingly strong. This makes Sylveon particularly well-suited for bondage, particularly if you're the one who wants to receive it. Using its feelers, it can also read your emotions, meaning it will know exactly what you need or want at any given moment so long as it's touching you! It can also learn the move draining kiss, which allows it to restore its HP while sucking you off like you wouldn't believe! Although its base stats aren't particularly impressive, its move set and unique abilities make it a uniquely empathetic and skilled partner that can provide just as much pleasure as any Vaporeon or Umbreon could. Sylveon is particularly recommendable for female Human male Pokémon relationship, if nothing else than for the possibilities presented by their feelers alone.
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One time my friend said, if you do the shwabblabbyabadabadoo, I will give you $1000000000000000000000.
Submitted by:anonymous
One time my friend said, if you do the shwabblabbyabadabadoo, I will give you $1000000000000000000000.
The foulest insults you hurl with intent to wound will calmly settle at the earth before my feet, and the venom you spit will bring all the pain of a warm summer breeze. You are less than anything you can conceive, while I carry on, brimming with joy distilled from detachment.
Submitted by:anonymous
part 2
The foulest insults you hurl with intent to wound will calmly settle at the earth before my feet, and the venom you spit will bring all the pain of a warm summer breeze. You are less than anything you can conceive, while I carry on, brimming with joy distilled from detachment.
"Unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe my series, this game rewards blind luck and nothing else, I am beyond convinced at this point. After getting completely tooled by scheduling with my opponent changing times on me last minute and refusing to provide confirmation prior to the day of the match as to play times, losing this way somehow felt even worse than I had thought possible. My preparation was superior, my play was superior, and I lost, so I don't see a reason to continue engaging in an activity where what is within my control is overwhelmingly outweighed by what is not.
I am done with competitive Pokemon, and you won't get a fond farewell. This community is infected to its roots with a degenerative disease that grows stronger over time but stops short of killing its host. Tournaments used to have a competitive spirit at their heart, this has been transplanted and replaced with an artificial organ that feeds on vitriol and mockery from insecure little boys that heckle by the sidelines and tear each other to shreds over scraps of attention. The environment we fostered has trapped us all like this in a vicious cycle, and escaping it requires acceptance of the harshest reality we all scramble to explain away, that none of the countless straining efforts we put ourselves through here will ever amount to one single shining glimmer of significance. I would make this the end, but World Cup is still ongoing, and I would never leave so many great friends out to dry, so I'll suffer through a few more games for them.
One last thing before I leave you all to react with disdain, ridicule, and self-righteous fervor, before you do everything in your power to minimize my words and thoughts, box them up and shove them to some cobwebbed corner of your memory, and hope they disappear forever as a stain on your finite time ground to dust. From this moment on, nothing you say matters to me.
Submitted by:anonymous
"Unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe my series, this game rewards blind luck and nothing else, I am beyond convinced at this point. After getting completely tooled by scheduling with my opponent changing times on me last minute and refusing to provide confirmation prior to the day of the match as to play times, losing this way somehow felt even worse than I had thought possible. My preparation was superior, my play was superior, and I lost, so I don't see a reason to continue engaging in an activity where what is within my control is overwhelmingly outweighed by what is not.
I am done with competitive Pokemon, and you won't get a fond farewell. This community is infected to its roots with a degenerative disease that grows stronger over time but stops short of killing its host. Tournaments used to have a competitive spirit at their heart, this has been transplanted and replaced with an artificial organ that feeds on vitriol and mockery from insecure little boys that heckle by the sidelines and tear each other to shreds over scraps of attention. The environment we fostered has trapped us all like this in a vicious cycle, and escaping it requires acceptance of the harshest reality we all scramble to explain away, that none of the countless straining efforts we put ourselves through here will ever amount to one single shining glimmer of significance. I would make this the end, but World Cup is still ongoing, and I would never leave so many great friends out to dry, so I'll suffer through a few more games for them.
One last thing before I leave you all to react with disdain, ridicule, and self-righteous fervor, before you do everything in your power to minimize my words and thoughts, box them up and shove them to some cobwebbed corner of your memory, and hope they disappear forever as a stain on your finite time ground to dust. From this moment on, nothing you say matters to me.