"A creator grows frustrated with their creation, and chooses to rip its head off."
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"A creator grows frustrated with their creation, and chooses to rip its head off."
Y dentro de su cuento ella era cenicienta
Su príncipe era un hippie de los años sesenta
Submitted by:anonymous
Y dentro de su cuento ella era cenicienta
Su príncipe era un hippie de los años sesenta
oberone
Submitted by:anonymous
oberone
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I’m so disappointed that society failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke.
Submitted by:anonymous
Are you fucking kidding me?
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I’m so disappointed that society failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke.
Female parental figure come to my location and take me home I feel very unsafe and unprotected resulting in a very weird feeling like I'm being watched or just seen something very horrifying.
Submitted by:Gootraxieeen
Summery; Mom come pick me up, I'm scared.
Female parental figure come to my location and take me home I feel very unsafe and unprotected resulting in a very weird feeling like I'm being watched or just seen something very horrifying.
i want plankton. this cover makes him that much more attractive as a being. his perfect voice along with charming personality makes him the ideal person, and along with his genius levels of IQ and incomprehensible levels of engineering, you could ask for anything you might want and he would easily make it for you. there's also no doubt in my mind that him running a restaurant means he's accustomed to doing the chores around the house as he has no employees to do it for him. however, if he does get tired of this, he can always make robots to do those jobs for him, meaning there would be more and more time for him to spend more time with his lover (me). this, along with other reasons, are why plankton would be an above ideal husband, as well as the fact that he isn't vanilla when it comes to the bedroom. we can see this due to the fact that plankton programmed his own wife, and if that's the case then he also programmed her to be degrading, meaning he wants to be degraded. due to this fact, we can show that he likes to be degraded, and due to this being a common but arguably not vanilla kink, means that the bedroom with plankton would be potentially the most fun possible.
thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Submitted by:Prof. Snowy
i want plankton
i want plankton. this cover makes him that much more attractive as a being. his perfect voice along with charming personality makes him the ideal person, and along with his genius levels of IQ and incomprehensible levels of engineering, you could ask for anything you might want and he would easily make it for you. there's also no doubt in my mind that him running a restaurant means he's accustomed to doing the chores around the house as he has no employees to do it for him. however, if he does get tired of this, he can always make robots to do those jobs for him, meaning there would be more and more time for him to spend more time with his lover (me). this, along with other reasons, are why plankton would be an above ideal husband, as well as the fact that he isn't vanilla when it comes to the bedroom. we can see this due to the fact that plankton programmed his own wife, and if that's the case then he also programmed her to be degrading, meaning he wants to be degraded. due to this fact, we can show that he likes to be degraded, and due to this being a common but arguably not vanilla kink, means that the bedroom with plankton would be potentially the most fun possible.
thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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guys what ones u favorit
Guys what ones you favowit huggy wuggy sik skawy bluw eh zumbo sauce benben uuh i fergot his name the frog dood and uh ye sloselin bambalina stingofleen opila bowd and awsom huggy wuggy dis is uh me but i kinda don wanna use it uuh bleu and uuh pisssy missy qillie willi choo choo towels and boxy boo but like nt evil and we have a EvIL-A boxy BooOOOooOo we got sqit game huggy wuggy baby hagy wagy and bluuuuuand fwedi fazbe 🐷 🐷🐷 🐷 🐷 uh cweepy gween and hapi hugy wuggy look how hap pe e is and we have WOT DA HEWL B̷̨̧̟̘̭̪͌̓̑̋̓̐̓̽́̋̇͠Ơ̷̙̈͆̓̋́͒̍̓Ỏ̵̫̹̓͝Ė̶̛̩̹̬̣̙̾̈́̄͌̄̐̿̌̒Ô̷̪͙͎͔͋͜͝E̷̝͐̾̐̃̈̊͆̚H̷̳̺̳̦̭̫̫͔̎͋̆͊̇͆͝G̸̻̠͔̦̦̫̘͔̯̈́͂͒͐͐̈́̉̑̀E̸̡͚̼̲͕̰̣̯̖͎̫̩͛͛̾̿̇̊͊͗Ỹ̸͔̖H̶̟̔̄̈̒̅D̵͎̄̒͌̌̃̏̀̍̀̀͝E̵̛͙̪̙̜̘̲͂̃̿̎̆͆͑̿͐͝Ğ̴̨̧̪̲̼̖͓̳̠̇̎̚͘͘F̷̡̨͇̋̈́͊̃̀̈́̄́̅̚͘G̶̢͔͎̹̝̖̹͓̓̈͐̉͊̓ͅG̵̥̥̳͔̺̳̬̬̈́͊͋͛͠H̷̖͎͕̬̳̮͑̎̉̍͒G̴̢̨̲̼̤̮͕̦͌̂͋͂̓̏͒̓̆̉͝D̴͍̦̙̠̳̫͔̗̱̠̻̔͆̓̑͂̇͐̄̈́̓͝͠B̸̠͆̇̎Ḍ̵̘̙̏̏ͅȨ̴̜̳̪̯̫̈́͗̀ we have nobudy caws huggy wuggy
L + dont care + CURSE OF THE NILE ‼️‼️ 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥
Submitted by:anonymous
L + dont care + CURSE OF THE NILE ‼️‼️ 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥