I like to collect mostly used cigarette butts from inbetween the sidewalk pavement and start huffing 'em, then chewing them like candy. Why waste money on "new" cigarette packs when the sidewalk is free? Also check your local hotels, sometimes pea-brained morons will just leave perfectly good cigarette butts in the ashtrays. These can be reused, resmoked, and recycled. Message me for more lifehack tips.
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I like to collect mostly used cigarette butts from inbetween the sidewalk pavement and start huffing 'em, then chewing them like candy. Why waste money on "new" cigarette packs when the sidewalk is free? Also check your local hotels, sometimes pea-brained morons will just leave perfectly good cigarette butts in the ashtrays. These can be reused, resmoked, and recycled. Message me for more lifehack tips.
I had 2 cans of ravioli and a butternut squash up my ass last night. And the butternut squash was huge. My mom asked me why the squash tasted like sh*t tonight. i had to confess. she threw up.
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I had 2 cans of ravioli and a butternut squash up my ass last night. And the butternut squash was huge. My mom asked me why the squash tasted like sh*t tonight. i had to confess. she threw up.
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Submitted by:KayBomb05
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Why are orange´s called orange´s but apple´s aren´t´t called red´s **OH MY GOODNESS** I can´t take it anymore! Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Yeah I did Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey mustard Eating a burger with no honey-How are you still watching? Stop right there just go
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Eating a burger with no honey mustard
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I am 13 years old and I love milk. I drink over a liter of it a day. I work out and its a cheap and a complete source of protein with so much benefits. My bones are denser and stronger than ever, my muscles are happy and my gut health is even happier. I am stronger than people in my school who don't drink milk. Milk is just a superior drink.
Submitted by:Impressive_Injury_81
Milk is the superior drink to any other liquid
I am 13 years old and I love milk. I drink over a liter of it a day. I work out and its a cheap and a complete source of protein with so much benefits. My bones are denser and stronger than ever, my muscles are happy and my gut health is even happier. I am stronger than people in my school who don't drink milk. Milk is just a superior drink.
We're gonna force feed you. Pry your eyes open. Probably dont need to do that cause you're already on my dick daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, until you consistenly watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. Till you're gonna be like "oh this is fucking torture". You're gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy. Just, your eyes are gonna bleed, the retinas are gonna just start pouring out, pouring out blood and crack open veins, and the reitnas are just going to start engaging and bulging.
Submitted by:Endy7476
LowTierGod Speech part 8
We're gonna force feed you. Pry your eyes open. Probably dont need to do that cause you're already on my dick daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, until you consistenly watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. Till you're gonna be like "oh this is fucking torture". You're gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy. Just, your eyes are gonna bleed, the retinas are gonna just start pouring out, pouring out blood and crack open veins, and the reitnas are just going to start engaging and bulging.
Let's go to the 99-cent store, let's pick out a rope together. I'm gonna give you an assisted suicide. Let's pick out a rope together right, and we're gonna take all the greatest troll clips, put a TV screen right in front of you. Im gonna hang that rope on top of the motherfucking garage.
Submitted by:Endy7476
LowTierGod Speech part 7
Let's go to the 99-cent store, let's pick out a rope together. I'm gonna give you an assisted suicide. Let's pick out a rope together right, and we're gonna take all the greatest troll clips, put a TV screen right in front of you. Im gonna hang that rope on top of the motherfucking garage.
I've never seen someone so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream, and keep coming in this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over again. We keep banning you. Nigga let me, let me, let's do you a favor.
Submitted by:Endy7476
LowTierGod Speech part 6
I've never seen someone so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream, and keep coming in this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over again. We keep banning you. Nigga let me, let me, let's do you a favor.
Imagine a father, now we got lots of niggas with, wives and kids and shit that suck my dick daily on the internet. But imagine if this nigga actually had children. This nigga is devoting the time he could be spending with his kids, checking out a black man on stream, cucking over him relentlessly. It's crazy.
Submitted by:Endy7476
LowTierGod Speech part 6
Imagine a father, now we got lots of niggas with, wives and kids and shit that suck my dick daily on the internet. But imagine if this nigga actually had children. This nigga is devoting the time he could be spending with his kids, checking out a black man on stream, cucking over him relentlessly. It's crazy.
If he has kids? Oh my god, Imagine if a nigga like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children cause the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose.
Submitted by:Endy7476
LowTierGod Speech part 5
If he has kids? Oh my god, Imagine if a nigga like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children cause the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose.
Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
Submitted by:Endy7476
LowTierGod Speech part 4
Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
You should kill yourself, NOW.
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble.
Submitted by:Endy7476
LowTierGod Speech part 3 (fixed)
You should kill yourself, NOW.
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble.
You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily.
Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.
Submitted by:Endy7476
LowTierGod Speech part 3
You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily.
Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.