[Copypasta] Please confirm Kappa is working

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March 2014
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Feed in every game

twitchquotes: As Michael "imaqtpie" Santana sat shivering on the cold pavement, Lisha, who happened to be passing by, decided to share a loaf of bread with him. He wanted to share her kindness, and so he decided to feed in every game henceforth.
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April 2015
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Levitating a hockey stick

twitchquotes: ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)โ•ฏโ•ฒ_____ don't mind me, just levitating a hockey stick
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Kripp needs to find a Romanian woman

twitchquotes: KRIPP! This is Papparian, your father! What is this I hear about marrying a Greek woman and making mini kripps with her??!! You need to find yourself a real full bodied Romanian woman, boy. One that can hand squeeze OJ and carry on our bloodline.
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July 2014
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who is pokimane?

twitchquotes: who is pokimane? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜ฐ in math: my solution โž—๐Ÿ˜Š in history: my queen ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜ฃ in art: my canvas ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿฅณ in science: my oxygen ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ in geography: my world ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿคฏ
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My best friend is racist

So I met him today and asked him: "Hello, my best friend, are you racist?" And he replied with: "Yes, I'm racist" I was shocked. So I asked him back: "You racist?" He said: "Yes, I'm actually racist" To comprehend him, I asked: "Why are you racist?" He answered with: "Because I'm racist" I made sure: "Racism?" He replied: "Yeah, racism" I shout out: "Oh no" He just: "Yeah" And I'm just: "That's so racist" He: "Racism"
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