[Copypasta] Giving due respect to the chat moderators

twitchquotes: Hey mods I just wanted to congratulate you all and give proper respect for keeping our chats safe from the evils of Twitch, the spammers, and sexual predators. Without you and your methods, which have no affiliation to the leading German political party within the time frame of World War 2, we would not be able to enjoy a fun, clean environment in which we can enrich ourselves with game knowledge and truly become one as a great family for the greater good of internet chatrooms. Again, I would like to say you have done a wonderful job and hope to see you all keep up the great work.
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December 2014

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Doublelift isn't so great? Are you kidding me?

twitchquotes: Doublelift isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with Vayne? Doublelift puts the game on another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Faker breaks records. Sneaky breaks records. Doublelift breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic. And his haircut.
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FLIP THAT TABLE

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Riot's MIGHT SPAGHETTI CODE of elo hell

twitchquotes: ItsBoshyTime IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE WHILE SCROLLING, Riot's MIอซอ„Gฬ…ฬ„อญองฬ‘ฬ‹อ†Hฬƒฬ„ฬพฬƒอจอ’Tฬˆฬอจฬ‹อŠอฎYฬฬ„อ„ อจฬ…อ„Sฬƒอฃอ‹อ—อฉPฬ…อฏฬŠฬฬŒAอฬ’GฬฟHEฬ‚ฬอŒTอ‚ฬฟฬ‘อซTอคอฎองIฬพอŠอฅฬ‹อŠ ฬƒฬŒCอฆฬฝOอฌอฆDฬŽฬEอŠอจฬŠอฏออฃฬ† อ—อ‹ฬ‰ฬ†อฆฬฝoฬ”ฬ‘ฬอŠฬƒฬ†fฬ“อŒอฌ ฬ‘อฉอฃอคelฬ‰oฬ’อฌอ—ฬšอค อคอฏอŒอฉhฬฟอคeอ’ฬ‹ฬ’ฬ„lอชฬŽฬพฬอŠlฬ€อ‹ฬšฬŠ has leaked onto your computer. Bug splats and lost elo will come to you unless you COPY and PASTA this message 3 times ItsBoshyTime
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Le Toucan has arrived

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48 year man from somalia

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp Aryan, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england.. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "heart of stone" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn 17. pls no copy pasterino my story
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